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"I asked chatgpt-"

Well I asked the host of the community radio station of a small desert town and he said "Don't let numbers tell you what to do. You are blood and earth, not theory and chalk", so maybe think about that.

ryan-sometimes

As a scientist I find the concept of Cecil freely yapping about Carlos on the radio so funny because if I was in the lab just going about my experiments and then some person on the radio started talking about how hot I am I would get clowned on it by my coworkers beyond belief. Every time I walked into the lab the grad students there would’ve been like “there he is with his perfect hair 😩” and if the centrifuge broke “try asking it to work with your sweet caramel voice 😫” like deadass the lab would be insufferable for months

sailermoon

that one welcome to nightvale quote about Carlos and how he doesn’t know everything about him and how that is OK really did change me

sailermoon

my-brain-is-rotting

"I asked chat gpt"

Ok and I asked the faceless old woman that secretly lives in your home and she replaced all your kitchen utensils with roaches.

a-bowl-of-soup

"i asked chat gpt-"

well I asked the Glow Cloud (all hail) and it emitted a low whistleing and dropped a lizard on my head.

bulkhummus

omg.cecil and carlos at the annual night vale pride parade 👀 👉👈🥺

hes confused but hes got the spirit

(i used to have a hc that night vale side stepped hating queer people so once carlos got there he was like? Oh worm? Maybe i WILL call the crazy radio host)

happy pride lol

scaryliterary

We understand the lights above the Arby’s. We understand so much.

marvelousiz

Meanwhile, somewhere else in Night Vale:

Happy Pride to the original gay podcast people

miiilowo

not sure what compelled me here bc i havent listened to wtnv in a couple weeks & im not notably attracted to cecil despite his sexyman status but like. here you go. sexualize him saturday

eskewcity

Everyone keeps bringing up the condos speech on my wtnv post and honestly yeah the condos speech...

bulkhummus

when ur idiot husband accidentally says something really insightful

full big boy comic up on patreon — dunno if im gonna post it here yet

vilevilescorpio

“I haven’t seen a show like that since I was a teenager, when music was more meaningful because emotions were easier to access. Unfortunately, they don’t make music like they used to when my body felt good and my future was an open door to a sunny day. New so-called “music” just sounds like I’m in my late 40s and have a job I don’t like, ugh.”

— Episode 233 - Big Rico’s Pizza Band