Boners ahoy

Niv / 16 / bi / aquarius / socialy awkward

[animedads-deactivated20210108]

take me down to the Salt Lake City where there’s salt and lakes and the lakes are salty

[arkbent]

Okay, so I consulted with Cali and she gave me permission to post some sprites up.

First of all, here’s an animated talksprite (it’s animated much better in the VN, but Ren’Py doesn’t allow animated GIFs, so I had to animate it in Photoshop).

olive!Signless, or General Praesepe Vantas!...

[sandandglass]

[yourstormm-deactivated20150510]

Today in drama, we had two boys act as a gay couple, and this one homophobic kid in my class gets up, and he’s like “i’m going to shove that homosexuality up your ass!” and one of the boys acting gay turns to him, looks him dead in the eye and asks “isn’t that the point?”

[usapotterfan]

[princewillows-deactivated201409]

being positive is the most attractive thing you can be

[crackstink]

[psyducked]

one time my sister walked in on my fingering myself so I told her that I was checking my prostate because I was feeling sick and I was afraid I had cancer and we spent a good 15 minutes hugging each other crying

[unclefather]

[honeydoll94-deactivated20170112]

[kasnas]

im running for student council

[stevieknickers]

I’d vote for you

[kasnas]

thank you, citizen 

[badluckbats]

hope you don’t die the same way

[kasnas]

thank you, valued supporter

[astonishingly]

romeo thought juliet deleted her blog so he deleted his and she was so sad she deleted for real

[cancerlicious]

Gods

[jeromevxleska-deactivated202509]

Put a letter from A-Z in my ask and I’ll tell you 1 thing I love which starts with that letter

[kul5ara-blog]

why do people say innocent animal do guilty animals even exist 

[dysonairbladefan1992]

[brigwife-deactivated20240426]

[erya]

my hamster just died and i’m really sad

[forsvinn]

omg rest in peace what happened

[erya]

a cat ate him

[forsvinn]

rest in pussy

[robotress-deactivated20120506]

Anime Conventions

SEEING SOMEONE WEARING THE COSPLAY OF YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTER: AT THE RAVE  PICKING UP PREREGISTERED TICKET GETTING HIT ON BY A RANDOM COSPLAYER   MEETING NEW PEOPLE GETTING INTO THE HOTEL ROOM THE DEALERS ROOM    AT THE END OF THE CON   PASSING BY NON-CONVENTION GOERS  SEEING HORRIBLE PHOTOS TAKEN OF YOURSELF AFTERWARDS GETTING INTO THE CONVENTION CENTER SEEING A REALLY HOT COSPLAYER   FEELING AWESOME IN YOUR COSPLAY  

SAYING GOODBYE TO YOUR NEW FRIENDS

[askthebi]

*puts my murderer in my mouth*

me: u put the thing that kills u between ur teeth its a metaphor

murderer: wow thats really deep

[bunney]

i listened to a boy in my history class have a lengthy discussion in graphic detail about how many times he masturbated on the weekend but god forbid a girl ask her friend for a tampon in a voice louder than a whisper

[whoisdrdre-blog]

Fuck America.

[bunney]

im from canada but yeah fuck em i guess