Eternal Sugar

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[askthebringerofhappiness]

Testing testing~ Are you reading this?

Hello my sweetlings, and welcome to my lovely Paradise’s very own askblog~!

I am known as the Bringer of Happiness, Eternal Sugar Cookie. During my unfortunate time away, so much has changed on Earthbread, including technological advancements! I heard from my lovely aide, Pavlova cookie, that it could be a wonderful way to spread word of my Paradise, and he has been helping me set this account up~ I look forward to helping you all find joy through this new medium. ♪

Please be patient as we cannot yet set up the ask box itself yet. We do not yet have a “Computer”, and instead have been using this application’s “Mobile version”. The only device in our possession is Pavlova’s iPad! He has been glued to it ever since a troublesome friend of mine brought it in.

(its open now)

Oh, but don’t leave so soon~ Won’t you spread the word?

[askthebringerofhappiness]

The Bringer of Happiness does not concern herself with stealing back the souljam. I’m unbothered and moisturized~♪

[askthebringerofhappiness]

Oh my, who could’ve stepped on the bread?~

I-i did!!! (*≧∀≦*)

Clumsy shadow milk~♡

[ask-shadowpilk]

Did you sustain brain damage when your garden fell apart???? What is this idiocy. I DO NOT HAVE FUCKING KITTEN PAWS WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

[askthebringerofhappiness]

CONSIDER THIS POST A THREAT SHADOW MILK COOKIE IF YOU EVER FUCKING STEP ON MY FUCKING BREAD EVERY AGAIN YOU SLIMY GLOOBY POOP SHIT POO NAGGING LITTLE BLUE GUMBALL SON OF A BITCH HOMELESS JOBLESS WITCHLESS MOTHERLESS GLOB OF EXPIRED DOUGH I’LL MAKE SURE EVERYONE SEES YOU AS THE KAWAII LITTLE NEKO YOU ARE YOU CUTIE PIE KOUHAI OF MINE SAY SAYONARA TO BEAST OF DECIET AND HELLO TO WAIFU OF DECIET KONEKOCHAN.

Always spread happiness and joy~♡

[ask-shadowpilk]

W-Wait.. does that mean you're the tachi?! NO!!! WHAT AM I SAYING!!! I CAN COME AND DO AS I PLEASE! Spreading happiness and joy... you spread lies as foul as I do~! You're so obsessed with my image, I have to say, I really am flattered! GO AHEAD, SPREAD DECEIT! I'll enjoy every second of knowing I've spoiled your sweet disposition! FEATHER ASSED DEMONIC WENCH! You have to stick cookies in jars just to make them want to STAY with you!!! I GOT BITCHES BEGGING TO BE WITH ME!

[askthebringerofhappiness]

Oh shadow milk, you know as well as i do that none of what im saying are lies! Unfortunately you have trouble “coming” and “doing as you please” because you have erectile dysfunction… if you want, I can grant you some help with that as the benevolent bringer of happiness I am! Bitches? begging? Hee-hee! That’s the purest form of deceit from you yet! The only bitch begging is you at my garden’s entrance, sad and alone last Thursday.

[ask-shadowpilk]

IM GOING THROUGH A REALLY DARK TIME RIGHT NOW AND ITS ACTUALLY KIND OF SICK AND TWISTED THAT YOU'RE ATTACKING ME. I do not have "ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION" BUT MAYBE YOU WOULD KNOW THAT IF YOU CARED ABOUT ME! I do not BEG. WHEN HAVE I EVER BEGGED! I actually wasn't even there for you anyway I was there for unrelated and really important reasons you and your simple-minded sugar cube of a brain wouldn't be able to comprehend~! It was like really important lore relevant shit that will probably not get addressed but like it's not like you would get that anyway.

[askthebringerofhappiness]

Girl you showed up with nothing but a thong on with some reddi whip what the hell could be the lore relevance you just wanted that sweet sweet guac guac but it cannot go on! Ever since I tapped that hollyberry hollybooty I just can’t go back. Nothing has that gorilla grip

[ask-shadowpilk]

GIRL STOP AIRING OUT MY SHIT ON MAIN! I DONT WANT YOUR GUAC I DONT WANT THAT MARY J, I DONT WANT YOUR LITTLE SUGAR CUBES .

I am the ALPHA spreading COLD TRUTHS I dont need ANYONE I AM A LONE WOLF . IM TELLING YOU THAT WAS IRRELEVANT~! AND EVEN IF IT WASNT YOURE ALL UP IN MY BUISNESS RIGHT NOW AS WE SPEAK! I DO NOT CARE FOR HOLLY'S BERRIES . RELEASE ME!

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[ask-shadowpilk]

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Oh my, who could’ve stepped on the bread?~

I-i did!!! (*≧∀≦*)

Clumsy shadow milk~♡

[ask-shadowpilk]

Did you sustain brain damage when your garden fell apart???? What is this idiocy. I DO NOT HAVE FUCKING KITTEN PAWS WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

[askthebringerofhappiness]

CONSIDER THIS POST A THREAT SHADOW MILK COOKIE IF YOU EVER FUCKING STEP ON MY FUCKING BREAD EVERY AGAIN YOU SLIMY GLOOBY POOP SHIT POO NAGGING LITTLE BLUE GUMBALL SON OF A BITCH HOMELESS JOBLESS WITCHLESS MOTHERLESS GLOB OF EXPIRED DOUGH I’LL MAKE SURE EVERYONE SEES YOU AS THE KAWAII LITTLE NEKO YOU ARE YOU CUTIE PIE KOUHAI OF MINE SAY SAYONARA TO BEAST OF DECIET AND HELLO TO WAIFU OF DECIET KONEKOCHAN.

Always spread happiness and joy~♡

[ask-shadowpilk]

W-Wait.. does that mean you're the tachi?! NO!!! WHAT AM I SAYING!!! I CAN COME AND DO AS I PLEASE! Spreading happiness and joy... you spread lies as foul as I do~! You're so obsessed with my image, I have to say, I really am flattered! GO AHEAD, SPREAD DECEIT! I'll enjoy every second of knowing I've spoiled your sweet disposition! FEATHER ASSED DEMONIC WENCH! You have to stick cookies in jars just to make them want to STAY with you!!! I GOT BITCHES BEGGING TO BE WITH ME!

[askthebringerofhappiness]

Oh shadow milk, you know as well as i do that none of what im saying are lies! Unfortunately you have trouble “coming” and “doing as you please” because you have erectile dysfunction… if you want, I can grant you some help with that as the benevolent bringer of happiness I am! Bitches? begging? Hee-hee! That’s the purest form of deceit from you yet! The only bitch begging is you at my garden’s entrance, sad and alone last Thursday.

[ask-shadowpilk]

IM GOING THROUGH A REALLY DARK TIME RIGHT NOW AND ITS ACTUALLY KIND OF SICK AND TWISTED THAT YOU'RE ATTACKING ME. I do not have "ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION" BUT MAYBE YOU WOULD KNOW THAT IF YOU CARED ABOUT ME! I do not BEG. WHEN HAVE I EVER BEGGED! I actually wasn't even there for you anyway I was there for unrelated and really important reasons you and your simple-minded sugar cube of a brain wouldn't be able to comprehend~! It was like really important lore relevant shit that will probably not get addressed but like it's not like you would get that anyway.

[askthebringerofhappiness]

Girl you showed up with nothing but a thong on with some reddi whip what the hell could be the lore relevance you just wanted that sweet sweet guac guac but it cannot go on! Ever since I tapped that hollyberry hollybooty I just can’t go back. Nothing has that gorilla grip

[ask-shadowpilk]

GIRL STOP AIRING OUT MY SHIT ON MAIN! I DONT WANT YOUR GUAC I DONT WANT THAT MARY J, I DONT WANT YOUR LITTLE SUGAR CUBES .

I am the ALPHA spreading COLD TRUTHS I dont need ANYONE I AM A LONE WOLF . IM TELLING YOU THAT WAS IRRELEVANT~! AND EVEN IF IT WASNT YOURE ALL UP IN MY BUISNESS RIGHT NOW AS WE SPEAK! I DO NOT CARE FOR HOLLY'S BERRIES . RELEASE ME!

[askthebringerofhappiness]

[askthebringerofhappiness]

Oh my, who could’ve stepped on the bread?~

I-i did!!! (*≧∀≦*)

Clumsy shadow milk~♡

[ask-shadowpilk]

Did you sustain brain damage when your garden fell apart???? What is this idiocy. I DO NOT HAVE FUCKING KITTEN PAWS WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

[askthebringerofhappiness]

CONSIDER THIS POST A THREAT SHADOW MILK COOKIE IF YOU EVER FUCKING STEP ON MY FUCKING BREAD EVERY AGAIN YOU SLIMY GLOOBY POOP SHIT POO NAGGING LITTLE BLUE GUMBALL SON OF A BITCH HOMELESS JOBLESS WITCHLESS MOTHERLESS GLOB OF EXPIRED DOUGH I’LL MAKE SURE EVERYONE SEES YOU AS THE KAWAII LITTLE NEKO YOU ARE YOU CUTIE PIE KOUHAI OF MINE SAY SAYONARA TO BEAST OF DECIET AND HELLO TO WAIFU OF DECIET KONEKOCHAN.

Always spread happiness and joy~♡

[ask-shadowpilk]

W-Wait.. does that mean you're the tachi?! NO!!! WHAT AM I SAYING!!! I CAN COME AND DO AS I PLEASE! Spreading happiness and joy... you spread lies as foul as I do~! You're so obsessed with my image, I have to say, I really am flattered! GO AHEAD, SPREAD DECEIT! I'll enjoy every second of knowing I've spoiled your sweet disposition! FEATHER ASSED DEMONIC WENCH! You have to stick cookies in jars just to make them want to STAY with you!!! I GOT BITCHES BEGGING TO BE WITH ME!

[askthebringerofhappiness]

Oh shadow milk, you know as well as i do that none of what im saying are lies! Unfortunately you have trouble “coming” and “doing as you please” because you have erectile dysfunction… if you want, I can grant you some help with that as the benevolent bringer of happiness I am! Bitches? begging? Hee-hee! That’s the purest form of deceit from you yet! The only bitch begging is you at my garden’s entrance, sad and alone last Thursday.

[ask-shadowpilk]

IM GOING THROUGH A REALLY DARK TIME RIGHT NOW AND ITS ACTUALLY KIND OF SICK AND TWISTED THAT YOU'RE ATTACKING ME. I do not have "ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION" BUT MAYBE YOU WOULD KNOW THAT IF YOU CARED ABOUT ME! I do not BEG. WHEN HAVE I EVER BEGGED! I actually wasn't even there for you anyway I was there for unrelated and really important reasons you and your simple-minded sugar cube of a brain wouldn't be able to comprehend~! It was like really important lore relevant shit that will probably not get addressed but like it's not like you would get that anyway.

[askthebringerofhappiness]

Girl you showed up with nothing but a thong on with some reddi whip what the hell could be the lore relevance you just wanted that sweet sweet guac guac but it cannot go on! Ever since I tapped that hollyberry hollybooty I just can’t go back. Nothing has that gorilla grip

[askthebringerofhappiness]

Oh my, who could’ve stepped on the bread?~

I-i did!!! (*≧∀≦*)

Clumsy shadow milk~♡

[ask-shadowpilk]

Did you sustain brain damage when your garden fell apart???? What is this idiocy. I DO NOT HAVE FUCKING KITTEN PAWS WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

[askthebringerofhappiness]

CONSIDER THIS POST A THREAT SHADOW MILK COOKIE IF YOU EVER FUCKING STEP ON MY FUCKING BREAD EVERY AGAIN YOU SLIMY GLOOBY POOP SHIT POO NAGGING LITTLE BLUE GUMBALL SON OF A BITCH HOMELESS JOBLESS WITCHLESS MOTHERLESS GLOB OF EXPIRED DOUGH I’LL MAKE SURE EVERYONE SEES YOU AS THE KAWAII LITTLE NEKO YOU ARE YOU CUTIE PIE KOUHAI OF MINE SAY SAYONARA TO BEAST OF DECIET AND HELLO TO WAIFU OF DECIET KONEKOCHAN.

Always spread happiness and joy~♡

[ask-shadowpilk]

W-Wait.. does that mean you're the tachi?! NO!!! WHAT AM I SAYING!!! I CAN COME AND DO AS I PLEASE! Spreading happiness and joy... you spread lies as foul as I do~! You're so obsessed with my image, I have to say, I really am flattered! GO AHEAD, SPREAD DECEIT! I'll enjoy every second of knowing I've spoiled your sweet disposition! FEATHER ASSED DEMONIC WENCH! You have to stick cookies in jars just to make them want to STAY with you!!! I GOT BITCHES BEGGING TO BE WITH ME!

[askthebringerofhappiness]

Oh shadow milk, you know as well as i do that none of what im saying are lies! Unfortunately you have trouble “coming” and “doing as you please” because you have erectile dysfunction… if you want, I can grant you some help with that as the benevolent bringer of happiness I am! Bitches? begging? Hee-hee! That’s the purest form of deceit from you yet! The only bitch begging is you at my garden’s entrance, sad and alone last Thursday.

[askthebringerofhappiness]

Oh my, who could’ve stepped on the bread?~

I-i did!!! (*≧∀≦*)

Clumsy shadow milk~♡

[ask-shadowpilk]

Did you sustain brain damage when your garden fell apart???? What is this idiocy. I DO NOT HAVE FUCKING KITTEN PAWS WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

[askthebringerofhappiness]

CONSIDER THIS POST A THREAT SHADOW MILK COOKIE IF YOU EVER FUCKING STEP ON MY FUCKING BREAD EVERY AGAIN YOU SLIMY GLOOBY POOP SHIT POO NAGGING LITTLE BLUE GUMBALL SON OF A BITCH HOMELESS JOBLESS WITCHLESS MOTHERLESS GLOB OF EXPIRED DOUGH I’LL MAKE SURE EVERYONE SEES YOU AS THE KAWAII LITTLE NEKO YOU ARE YOU CUTIE PIE KOUHAI OF MINE SAY SAYONARA TO BEAST OF DECIET AND HELLO TO WAIFU OF DECIET KONEKOCHAN.

Always spread happiness and joy~♡

[askthebringerofhappiness]

Oh my, who could’ve stepped on the bread?~

I-i did!!! (*≧∀≦*)

Clumsy shadow milk~♡

[askthebringerofhappiness]

I don’t know why I was pushed to be in this “Hazbin hotel”… What could I possibly need redeeming for? I never did anything wrong in the first place~!

[askthebringerofhappiness]

…………..

[askthebringerofhappiness]

I don’t know why I was pushed to be in this “Hazbin hotel”… What could I possibly need redeeming for? I never did anything wrong in the first place~!

[beerqueen12]

Hollllyyberrrrrry~~~~♪ Are you drunk now? You’re so cute like that.

XOXO your other half

9 BEER

[askthebringerofhappiness]

Oh my. You really are so resilient! but like this, you really are easy to *pushes lightly* topple over.

[beerqueen12]

W—WAAAHHHHHHHHH!!! HAHAHA!!!!! YOU ARE…SOFUNNY……!!!!!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!!.!.!!!!!!!!kiss me..

[askthebringerofhappiness]

Hee-hee-hee! I will if you catch me~~ (flutters away)

[askthebringerofhappiness]

Uh oh looks like I dropped my super cool Hollyberry plushie

It'd be a real shame if someone took it

[askthebringerofhappiness]

eternal sugar cookie......... i apologize for not coming back to you in a while but your allure draws me in every time my stash runs out............ is there any way that you could assist me in a refill...............?

Whitelily I’m sooooooo hugh rn i Like smoked literally all oftheDrugs Like right jooow bbut Rhankfully….My flatulence has thds Same effect. Just waitawhule

[ask-whitelily]

eternal sugar cookie......... you know i've been waiting on my stock for weeks beyond the due date and here you are telling me you smoked my shit........... im afraid i'm not willing to inhale your "galaxy gas" as a replacement and ill be taking my business elsewhere.........

[askthebringerofhappiness]

WIAT no don’t leave me white lily cookie please don’t leleeeave Leaaaaaaveeee laaaaeeaaave don imeorry no comebafkk pelwe lily imSoFucking SCAR

[askthebringerofhappiness]

eternal sugar cookie......... i apologize for not coming back to you in a while but your allure draws me in every time my stash runs out............ is there any way that you could assist me in a refill...............?

Whitelily I’m sooooooo hugh rn i Like smoked literally all oftheDrugs Like right jooow bbut Rhankfully….My flatulence has thds Same effect. Just waitawhule

[beerqueen12]

Hollllyyberrrrrry~~~~♪ Are you drunk now? You’re so cute like that.

XOXO your other half

9 BEER

[askthebringerofhappiness]

Oh my. You really are so resilient! but like this, you really are easy to *pushes lightly* topple over.

[askthebringerofhappiness]

HELLO ETERNAL SUGAR COOKIE IT IS ME HOLLYBERRY REMEMBER ME!!!! 😂 WILDBERRY WOULD BEAT MY ASS IF HE FOUND OUT I WAS SAYING HI SO IM SAYING HELLO!!!!!! 😝

Oh, my dearest, sweetest other half~! How could anyone ever forget you… perish the thought! Just seeing a message from you is setting my heart all a flutter. If only I could hear your pretty voice again… Oh, just the way you’d say my name… That commandeering aura, your firm muscles, your hips…You never leave my mind. So brave and reckless but yet so fragile and tender… This paradise feels so empty without you, the only trace the burst of your passion an afterimage dancing across my eyes.

For but a moment when you were here, my soul jam could feel the very heat of yours radiating off of you… When I rub it like this, do you feel my chill? I await every day for your return.

Ps say hi to wildberry for me

[beerqueen12]

SURE YOU WROTE THIS WITH BOTH HANDS??? HAHAHA!!! THIS WAS VERY SEXUALLY CHARGED. 😂

WOOOOO!!! THAT FELT ODD. DO IT AGAIN!! SEE YOU AROUND!!!!!!!!! WILDBERRY SAYS TO NOT “FRATERNIZE WITH THE ENEMY” BUT HE’S FULL OF HOGWASH!!! HAHAHA!!!

[askthebringerofhappiness]

Hee-hee! I wrote the post with neither. My tail is very helpful and nimble when it needs to be, I’m sure you seem to recall…;) Ahhh… I just can’t seem to stop missing you. It pains me that he considers me an enemy, whatever could I have done to provoke his ire…? Either way, we’ve already seemed to “fraternize” plenty.

[beerqueen12]

HA HA HA HA HA HA YOU ARE SO FUNNY ETERNALSUGAR COOKIE. 😅 #NEEDTHAT #GETMEABEER

[askthebringerofhappiness]

Hollyberry I wanna touch you innapopiately

[ask-shadowpilk]

. . . .

[beerqueen12]

GET OUT OF MY “LEZZING OUT” AS PAVLOVA COOKIE CALLED IT ONE TIME WHEN HE THOUGHT I COULD NOT HEAR HIM!!!! 😡

[askthebringerofhappiness]

Shadow Milk cookie just because you’re homeless it doesn’t give you permission to break and enter into my uhaul. And what did I say about coming in in that Hideous form? Where is my azure shawty

[ask-shadowpilk]

WHEN IS IT MY TURN TO LEZZ OUT ! ! ! ! ! UGHHHHHH

[ask-whitelily]

shadowmilk cookie........... if you were looking for a partner you know you can just ask.................... there is no need to encroach on anothers relation ship when you know you arent welcome.............

[ask-shadowpilk]

W-what?! How DARE you suggest I have feelings like t-that! I WOULD NEVER! I don't NEED anyone else... Eternal Sugar can have her stupid romance- I don't associate with THIEVES !

[askthebringerofhappiness]

What did i say Ugly go back to azure fag

[ask-whitelily]

e-eternal sguar cookie you cant reclaim that word !!!!! just because some cookie is hard on the eyes doesn't mean you can go that far.........

[askthebringerofhappiness]

White lily, my dear~ with all due respect, I’m not reclaiming it. No one THAT unsightly and bothersome should ever be treated with a modicum of respect. I mean, just look at that outfit. His toes touch the same fabric that his nipples do. Skin tight with FRILLS at the end? Are we serious? in Big cookie 2025? Saying my truth is just another form of happiness for me!♥︎ Please respect the right to free speech in Beast Yeast

[beerqueen12]

WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH EASY THERE EVERYONE!!! WE SHOULD HASH THIS OUT OVER SOME DRINKS…IN A PRIVATE ROOM…IN CASE THINGS GET OUT OF HAND 😝

[ask-whitelily]

thank you for the offer hollyberry but if you dont mind......... i'd like to skip the juice and have a one on one with shadow pilk............ he and I have some things we need to discuss alone ...........

[beerqueen12]

OH OKAY WGATECER YOU WANT DYKE.

[askthebringerofhappiness]

Now it’s just you~ *poke* and me~ *poke* Fine shyt

[askthebringerofhappiness]

HELLO ETERNAL SUGAR COOKIE IT IS ME HOLLYBERRY REMEMBER ME!!!! 😂 WILDBERRY WOULD BEAT MY ASS IF HE FOUND OUT I WAS SAYING HI SO IM SAYING HELLO!!!!!! 😝

Oh, my dearest, sweetest other half~! How could anyone ever forget you… perish the thought! Just seeing a message from you is setting my heart all a flutter. If only I could hear your pretty voice again… Oh, just the way you’d say my name… That commandeering aura, your firm muscles, your hips…You never leave my mind. So brave and reckless but yet so fragile and tender… This paradise feels so empty without you, the only trace the burst of your passion an afterimage dancing across my eyes.

For but a moment when you were here, my soul jam could feel the very heat of yours radiating off of you… When I rub it like this, do you feel my chill? I await every day for your return.

Ps say hi to wildberry for me

[beerqueen12]

SURE YOU WROTE THIS WITH BOTH HANDS??? HAHAHA!!! THIS WAS VERY SEXUALLY CHARGED. 😂

WOOOOO!!! THAT FELT ODD. DO IT AGAIN!! SEE YOU AROUND!!!!!!!!! WILDBERRY SAYS TO NOT “FRATERNIZE WITH THE ENEMY” BUT HE’S FULL OF HOGWASH!!! HAHAHA!!!

[askthebringerofhappiness]

Hee-hee! I wrote the post with neither. My tail is very helpful and nimble when it needs to be, I’m sure you seem to recall…;) Ahhh… I just can’t seem to stop missing you. It pains me that he considers me an enemy, whatever could I have done to provoke his ire…? Either way, we’ve already seemed to “fraternize” plenty.

[beerqueen12]

HA HA HA HA HA HA YOU ARE SO FUNNY ETERNALSUGAR COOKIE. 😅 #NEEDTHAT #GETMEABEER

[askthebringerofhappiness]

Hollyberry I wanna touch you innapopiately

[ask-shadowpilk]

. . . .

[beerqueen12]

GET OUT OF MY “LEZZING OUT” AS PAVLOVA COOKIE CALLED IT ONE TIME WHEN HE THOUGHT I COULD NOT HEAR HIM!!!! 😡

[askthebringerofhappiness]

Shadow Milk cookie just because you’re homeless it doesn’t give you permission to break and enter into my uhaul. And what did I say about coming in in that Hideous form? Where is my azure shawty

[ask-shadowpilk]

WHEN IS IT MY TURN TO LEZZ OUT ! ! ! ! ! UGHHHHHH

[ask-whitelily]

shadowmilk cookie........... if you were looking for a partner you know you can just ask.................... there is no need to encroach on anothers relation ship when you know you arent welcome.............

[ask-shadowpilk]

W-what?! How DARE you suggest I have feelings like t-that! I WOULD NEVER! I don't NEED anyone else... Eternal Sugar can have her stupid romance- I don't associate with THIEVES !

[askthebringerofhappiness]

What did i say Ugly go back to azure fag

[ask-whitelily]

e-eternal sguar cookie you cant reclaim that word !!!!! just because some cookie is hard on the eyes doesn't mean you can go that far.........

[askthebringerofhappiness]

White lily, my dear~ with all due respect, I’m not reclaiming it. No one THAT unsightly and bothersome should ever be treated with a modicum of respect. I mean, just look at that outfit. His toes touch the same fabric that his nipples do. Skin tight with FRILLS at the end? Are we serious? in Big cookie 2025? Saying my truth is just another form of happiness for me!♥︎ Please respect the right to free speech in Beast Yeast