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This is an independent ask/rp blog for Larry Butz. I don't own anything that's posted here. I'll answer any questions you send me, and reply to any rp starters!

[spiritflowerofkurain]

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I don’t always come back, but when I do, I make sure to use awesome entrance music.

[spiritflowerofkurain]

Just sharing this again because, I am back again after all… And as such, I think we should have a party. With lots of burgers.

[askthebutz]

Whazzup guys?

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Woah, Nick is that you? What have you been eating? You look kinda... small-- like when we were in elementary school or something.

At least you still know how to look so young. Maybe you should tell me your secret someday.

Ah, anyways, thanks for following, buddy.

[askthespiritmediums]

Tea Party!

[asknaruhobo]

One question:

Is the tea free?

[askthespiritmediums]

Duh, it’s free!

Although, if you know what’s best for you, you wouldn’t drink it!

[asknaruhobo]

Uh, okay…

[askthebutz]

Yeah, Nick, you don't really wanna know where that tea came from. If you get my drift.

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Hello, ninja guy.

//Asdf Yondaime Minato.

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Thanks for following.

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Phoenix Wright Cross Stitch

//It's not mine.

Hmm, there's no pattern template... and this looks rather difficult to make.

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//OTP page!

Execpt the Misty, Morgan, Bikini....

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NO.

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Fine be that way!

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@PerfectPerfection

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What?

Had I said, “Franziska I want to be your friend,” she’d surely think I’d gone insane.  

[askthebutz]

...Uh...

Yes.

Just do it for me, Edgey, please!

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@PerfectPerfection

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(I do wish that Franziska and I would get along better, but married to her he thinks I’d be… happier?)

Are you contradicting yourself on purpose? And how would she know about my “guts”, anyways?!

//Edgey clearly doesn’t get what Larry was trying to say…

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What? Edgeworth, you don't get anything hip do you?

Anyways, what I was trying to say, in oldy terms, is maybe she truly does love you. You just have to ask her how she feels about you and get married.

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@PerfectPerfection

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We are not married!

And who’s to say she doesn’t hate me?

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I wish you two got married already. You'd be so happy together, honest!

Well... uh... I'm sure when people hate each other they really hate each other and..

Wait, what I really mean is that maybe she just appears to hate your guts.

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@PerfectPerfection

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You and Wright had gotten into an argument over what my cravat was!?

I-I didn’t ask Franziska to marry me! She doesn’t even like me! Why would you say such a thing?!

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We sure did!

You didn't? I was so sure you two were married by now. But, anyways, Pearls told me that when we were stalking Sister Iris together the other day. Besides, how do you know she doesn't like you. Maybe she secretly loves you!

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@PerfectPerfection

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…

(What else could he possible have to say?)

This “thing” on my neck is a cravat,or a piece of neckware.

…

Well… if you want to ask her, then why don’t you ask her!

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Oh, so that's what that mystifying thing on your neck is. I never knew. Nick and I got into an arguement over it the other day, and he got angry at me because I said it was a napkin from some fancy restaurant that you forgot to put back on the table or something-- then it's been a piece of memorable clothing because you never realized you still had it on.

...

But you know it's not that simple, Edgey. I mean I thought I could ask you for some advice seeing as you got Franzy to say yes and get married to you.

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@PerfectPerfection

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!!!

Empty?!

You don’t know how much I envy you…

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Y-you do, Edgey? I never knew you had it in you.

That makes you seem so weird you know.

Since this has become such a touchy moment I have something else to say.

[Epic music+records scratch]

I kinda wanted to ask what that thing on your neck was. Oh, and I wanna ask this Sister Iris out.

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@PerfectPerfection

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…

Well, you wouldn’t like it if I looked through your mail any more than I would.

[askthebutz]

I'm not so sure about that last part.

You can look through my mailbox anytime buddy. <-- sounds so awkward, huh?

Cause it's empty.

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@PerfectPerfection

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Hello, Larry…

and no. My mail is my mail. Meaning it’s private.

[askthebutz]

Y-you mean... you can't share with me?

[Wardrobe change]

That's not fair!