Eureka!

This is an Ask/RP blog for Gregory Edgeworth, Y. Miles Edgeworth, and Miles Edgeworth. Feel free to ask anything you'd like. ----Disclaimer---- Ace Attorney does not belong to me. Spoilers for AA, GK1, and GK2 may be prevalent.

[askthe-edgeworths]

"Thank you for following, Wright and Miss Iris...

[askthe-edgeworths]

Don't sit, because you'll just sh¡t yourself

Dear Anonymous,

Excuse me?! Don’t use such foul language in my presence! 

And I should have you know that one should sit when one needs or wants to.

~Miles Edgeworth

[askthe-edgeworths]

Thanks for following.

~Miles Edgeworth

[askthe-edgeworths]

Thanks for following.

~Miles Edgeworth

[askthe-edgeworths]

No worries, Your Honor, I don't mind at all.

(However... I don't buy dresses...)

Perhaps you should ask Franziska about buying dresses, or I could suggest something like a good novel or two for your niece.

~Miles Edgeworth

[askthe-edgeworths]

Thank you for following.

~Miles Edgeworth 

[askthe-edgeworths]

Thank you for following.

~Miles Edgeworth

[askthe-edgeworths]

Thank you for following.

~Miles Edgeworth

[askthespiritmediums]

Tea Party!

[askperfectperfection]

Yet again, the daring Miles Edgeworth shows us all that he is a brave leader.

//No sarcasm.

[askthe-edgeworths]

Thank you all... I guess...

~The End~

[askthespiritmediums]

Tea Party!

[kizuna-bonds]

Urine, in general, is very sterile, and healthy… but, ah, you know. It’s a taboo to drink urine, and all.

If I were you, I wouldn’t take it personally— it was just a harmless substance at a child’s tea party. Which, would explain why there was no real tea.

[askthe-edgeworths]

…

(Totally harmless…)

[asksasuyuki]

I’m really surprised Mr. Edgeworth! That was disgusting, yet awesome!

W-well… uhh……

That was rather… daring, Mr. Edgeworth…

[askthe-edgeworths]

..........

(I feel ashamed...)

[askthespiritmediums]

Tea Party!

[kizuna-bonds]

Urine, in general, is very sterile, and healthy… but, ah, you know. It’s a taboo to drink urine, and all.

If I were you, I wouldn’t take it personally— it was just a harmless substance at a child’s tea party. Which, would explain why there was no real tea.

[askthe-edgeworths]

...

(Totally harmless...)

[askthespiritmediums]

Tea Party!

[askthespiritmediums]

Y-you…

~Iris looks at Missle and back at Edgeworth repeatedly…

[askthe-edgeworths]

...

[Edgeworth looks at Missle as well...]

[Then Missle looks back at Edgeworth]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[askthespiritmediums]

Tea Party!

[askthespiritmediums]

M-Mr. Edgeworth…

[askthe-edgeworths]

Just what is so shocking about the tea?

[At that moment Edgeworth takes the cup and drinks more.]

My son...

[askthespiritmediums]

Tea Party!

[askthespiritmediums]

…

!!!

!!!

…

W-well…

(Fool…)

…

[askthe-edgeworths]

What?! Spit it out?! Why are you all giving me strange glances?! What is the tea!

[askthespiritmediums]

Tea Party!

[thepathofjustice]

Uh, yeah, like totally.

There’s something, like, really wrong with that tea!

[askthe-edgeworths]

Nghh...

I DEMAND that you tell me what's wrong with this tea!

[askthespiritmediums]

Tea Party!

[asknaruhobo]

…

{He suddenly gasps}

Edgeworth! What are you doing with that tea?!  

[askthe-edgeworths]

I'm drinking it, obviously.

Why!? I-is there something wrong with it?!

[askthespiritmediums]

[askthegavins]

It was your first day as a married couple, and you did it as sneaky criminals…

And a high prosecutor, such as yourself, Mr. Edgeworth…

It’s quite scandalous, ja?

Well, it certainly makes for an interesting story.

[askthe-edgeworths]

What part of "I did NOTHING of the sort" did you not get, Prosecutor Gavin?!