AskRook

Too busy watching over the Seeds to be doing anything else so let's put our stupid conversations down for your enjoyment

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John: you're telling me this place doesn't make every cheesecake

Rook: yes John but it has a lot of cheesecake

John: *eyes him suspiciously* bullshit

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Alright I'm back everyone and I'm excited to be posting again so go ahead and ask Max some questions while I make text posts. When I get back from vacation I'll have a thing for Max to show all about him

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Real talk

I feel like I can't talk to anyone without causing them stress. I've always been the person to take people's problems and help them through then but when it comes to my own problems I hide them deep inside me until I snap and I'm crying almost all the time.

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Sorry

Sorry for the dissapearence I lost interest in far cry now I have the intrest back but I'm very depressed so my hiatus will be a little longer I apologize

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Hey rook can I interest you in a garden gnome? You can light it on fire and chuck it at someone!

"No thanks they kind of scare me"

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Hey Rook have you ever played deep throat by cupcakke to the bois over the radio? If you have how did they react? If you haven't (you really should) how do you think they would react?

Rook crosses his arms "no I haven't played it, I'll have to listen to it first before I can decide on the others would react"

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Rook: Hey John, help me with this crossword puzzle. What’s a three letter word for sexy?

John: You.

Rook: what?

John: what?

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Rook: Let's do this! *cracks knuckles softly*

Sharky: Wow. Your knuckles are quiet.

Rook: They're polite.

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Jacob: allow me. locks are my specialty [throws brick at the window]

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Jacob: What’s it called when you kill a friend?

John: Homiecide.

Rook: Murder.

John, forcefully: Homiecide.

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Jacob: fun game: play peek-a-boo with your baby, but never reappear

Pratt: my dad was good at this game

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Joseph: Axes are impractical battle weapons.

Jacob: I can’t hear you over the swish swish of my axe, which is cool.

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John: I’ve figured out why you’re such a jerk. You have updog.

Jacob: What’s updog?

John *yelling*: Joseph, get in here! I told you I could do it!

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John: You’re smiling, did something good happen?

Jacob: Can’t I just smile because I feel like it?

Rook: Joseph tripped and fell in a puddle.

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Rook: John if I was a gardener I'd put our tulips together

John: aw

Jacob: Pratt if I was a gardener I'd make you my hoe

Pratt: .....thank you

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Rook: John have you seen my shirt?

John: ...... no

Rook: John is that my-

John: Rook we made vows

Rook: ... John I just need my shirt ba-

John: WHAT'S MINE IS YOUR'S YOU SAID

Rook: John, that's a little over-

John: The institution of marriage is a lie.

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this has to be the single funniest insult I’ve ever heard a Peggie use against me

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WE DONT LIKE THE DEPUTY VERY MUCH! @askthedep

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Is it cause I'm trying to bang your sister