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@askthedouchefin

i dont knoww wwhy i evven bother wwith you simpletons ASKS ARE CURRENTLY: CLOSED ((In-character askblog for the character Eridan Ampora from the webcomic Homestuck/MSPA. As a disclaimer, views and opinions voiced by the character are not necessarily the views held by the author. There's no guarantee that I'll answer your question! Please don't be too disappointed if I don't. If you want to contact the douchebag behind the douchefin, you can click here.))

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[[New Year's cleaning: FINALLY COMPLETE. I went through a tidying spree! Let's start the blog off fresh again.

Asks open for a short period of time! For an hour or until I wise up and remember to close them, but at least an hour.]]

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asktheheiress

YULE BALL

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[[OOC: I hope everyone is having a happy holiday season, no matter what you choose or choose not to celebrate!

I'd like to take the chance to mention that the holiday season has had us all busy - the conclusion to Yule will be a little late, but after that we'll be back to our regularly scheduled programming. Thanks for sticking with me through this, and here's to a wonderfoam new year ahead of us!]]

asktheheiress

YULE BALL

askthedouchefin

#SIX MONTHS #fuckin good for nothin calendars

#swweet trollhammer figurines

#cw: animated gif #GET OUT A MY HIVVE #howw did you evven get here

INDEFINITE HIATUS

AKA, consider this a retirement post. I'd like to thank everyone for their comments, questions, compliments, and support - I thought I at least owed it to everyone to draw the curtains instead of quietly abandoning the blog.

There's a lot of reasons for my decision, but I think the best way to explain it is that I'm no longer having fun with the askblog, and there's no point in perusing a hobby that doesn't make you happy. Maybe we'll run into each other again during another project.

From one landscrapin' dirt hag to all the landdweller scum out there, take care, good night, and good luck.

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#eridan #eridan ampora #sollux #sollux captor #karkat #karkat vantas

((Gosh, where do I even begin? I guess the best way is just to say thank you. The follower count for this blog has just exploded since I started it! I actually hit the 5k mark around a little over a week ago - as of right now, the exact count is 5,777. Nearly 6k. That is absurd.

Considering that for the last two answers I danced around giving you guys Eridan's eyes and smile, I thought a little indulgence was a good way to thank everyone.

Now, a few announcements:

The ask box is reopened! Try not to go too crazy with this.

I added a FAQ, which covers a bunch of frequent questions I get regarding programs/brushes/etc.

My main computer is currently in for repairs, so things will look a little different while I'm on an older model using different tools.

Thank you for all of your support, and I look forward to your questions!))

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((Hello everyone! I'll try to make this short, since I know everyone is here for ask replies and Eridan, not to be drowned in white-noise words posts.

There was quite a few comments and criticisms about ask reply #2: the envviromental message, particularly regarding Feferi. I recently addressed these, and thought it might be a good idea to link my thought process, explanation, and swallowing of pride for those who might be interested.

If this applies to you, you can click here. Everyone else, feel free to ignore this. Thank you for your time!))

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