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unspokensuggestion

you are allowed to be wrong you are allowed to mess up you are allowed to be embarrassing.

unspokensuggestion

you are also allowed to do this.

wiki-but-made-them-up

cibguts

Two revenges and an attack. I’m not recovering my ratio this year lads 🥲

saltedume

cibguts

2000s era car sticker kinda vibe

barladera

right through

langernameohnebedeutung

twitter is almost 19 years old and i will still read the quote-tweet before the quoted tweet.

langernameohnebedeutung

If only there were a social media that had become the next pdf

avalonjoan

Love that you’re making it clear exactly what physical demands this job has, but could you possibly, potentially, phrase it differently?

sternfleck

My resume

teaboot

"Oh yeah, we have an outdoor Corgi, he just gets so bored cooped up inside all day. He knows to stay off the road. Don't worry, he's way too smart for coyotes and the neighbor's know to look out when they drive past."

"Us? Oh, of *course* our Dachshund sleeps inside- we just let him out in the morning and make sure he comes back for dinner. He just does his own thing, no worries."

"Um, you know it's not humane to keep a chihuahua confined to an apartment? They're dogs, they're natural predators. They need to experience hunting behaviors or they get depressed. No we don't leash ours, he absolutely hates it, we just let him come and go whenever."

Yall get how fucking stupid that sounds, right? So stop letting your goddamn cats get eaten and attacked and infected and hit by cars

A toddler would probably love full unattended access to the neighborhood too, but we don't do that either, do we

It's 2026, "keep your damn pet in a house or in your view" should not be controversial

angel-stars

I had to go on a hunt for this but it was worth it. 100% agree

rbremington

Just to raise awareness at the situation in Canada right now to my non-Canadian followers: Toronto has been ranked as having the worst air quality in the world right now due to wildfires.

Toronto is not a wildfire-prone area. It is extremely close to the USA border, and the smog is currently affecting NY right now. There is literal chunks of debris in the air. The sky is orange, and the sun is nowhere to be seen.

Climate change and its effects are right outside your door. Data centres are the cause for the insane heat waves across the globe, and the increase in wildfires and other natural disasters.

You will watch recordings of the world burn around you, and only when you are behind the camera will you realize there is no going back.

Stop the data centres. Protect our planet.

ontopofgravity

I asked one of my (male) friends to stop using the phrase “man up” and he has been using “fortify” for the past two weeks instead and it’s just a little thing but honestly it makes a difference

and tbh it’s also pretty funny when I start to deflate in the library and he leans over and goes “FORTIFY”

teakayblog

Dude, fortify is bangin’. That makes things like you’re some kind of RPG character. Fortify is way better than “man up.”

proudpoe

Howl?? From Howl’s Moving Castle??

emomemolemoemo

demilypyro

the unfortunate fact is, no matter how much i try to be "healthy" and "balanced", the only things that really seem to motivate me are spite, self-hatred, and having something to prove. when i don't have a target, i just drift from thing to thing aimlessly. only when i compare myself to others and get mad as hell about it do i actually get shit done.

demilypyro