Antoiney!

[askthedynamiteanton]

basic blog rules, you know the deal.

Shits probably gonna get sexual but im a minor SO BEWARE.

basic dnis blah blah blah, do i really gotta type this out?

oh and there will probably be spoilers

[dynamite-annie]

are u still homeless

burpo

[dynamite-annie]

nahi still live wi htanton

[askthedynamiteanton]

Who the HELL is this hanton

[im-paul-im-paul]

blue paul

Dude.... Fuck yes.

I think we have a blue paul somewhere

[askthedynamiteanton]

Blual

[askthedynamiteanton]

AUGHH I JUST LANDED ON MY ANTON BALLS

[satan-the-reddest]

Would you ever make out sloppy with Anton?

Never again.

[askthedynamiteanton]

Boringggg.

[satan-the-reddest]

I'm always an option, Big red. WINK WINK NUDGE NUDGE.

- ANTON ANON?!?!

No exceptions, Antoine! We can't keep going on and off!

[askthedynamiteanton]

Thats not me.

[satan-the-reddest]

Uhuh...

[askthedynamiteanton]

Dude ive been gone for 3 months, why do you think id start flirting with you now?

[satan-the-reddest]

Because you're dumb and stupid?

[askthedynamiteanton]

Ok well fair, but it wasnt me.

[satan-the-reddest]

I'm always an option, Big red. WINK WINK NUDGE NUDGE.

- ANTON ANON?!?!

No exceptions, Antoine! We can't keep going on and off!

[askthedynamiteanton]

Thats not me.

[satan-the-reddest]

Uhuh...

[askthedynamiteanton]

Dude ive been gone for 3 months, why do you think id start flirting with you now?

[satan-the-reddest]

I'm always an option, Big red. WINK WINK NUDGE NUDGE.

- ANTON ANON?!?!

No exceptions, Antoine! We can't keep going on and off!

[askthedynamiteanton]

Thats not me.

[askthedynamiteanton]

ooc, ive been online off and off because ive genuinely been having suicidal thoughts and have gotten close to ending it.

[satan-the-reddest]

Boys kissing. Peak or nah.

Why are you asking me this?

[supa-mehyro]

Answer the question, Satan

[satan-the-reddest]

You don't deserve the answer.

[sublime-roadkill-eating-bastard]

Please answer the question, your redness.

[satan-the-reddest]

What do I get out of it?

[supa-mehyro]

This, your crimsoness

[satan-the-reddest]

It's neutral to me. I don't care about romance.

[supa-mehyro]

That was incredibly unsatisfying

[satan-the-reddest]

What? Do you want me to go "I-I... I LOVE MEN KISSING...!! I CAN'T HELP BUT FANTASIZE MEN KISSING EVERY D-DAY....!!!!" NO. I'm not Jewel Ghoul.

[supa-mehyro]

Yes that is exactly what I wanted you to do

[satan-the-reddest]

You guys are so parasocial it's alarming

[askthedynamiteanton]

hot steamy gay sex im alive

[small-buster]

Cute tall men in my area

[askthedynamiteanton]

Small your not on google.

[askthedynamiteanton]

Hiii anton

oh hey annie

[askthedynamiteanton]

WAAAAA I MISS SATAN IM SO FUCKING ALONE

IM A PATHETIC RED MAN THAT RUINS EVERYTHING!!!!

@satan-the-reddest

[satan-the-reddest]

Already?~ Oho...

[askthedynamiteanton]

IM IN A VULNERABLE STATE DO NOT, YOU RED FAT ASS

[satan-the-reddest]

I wouldn't mind getting back together, you know~

[askthedynamiteanton]

YOU ARENT EVEN DEDICATED, YOU FLIRTED WITH SOMEONE ELSE!

WHY THE FUCK DID I EVEN BELIEVE SOMEONE COULD EVER LOVE ME!

[satan-the-reddest]

I flirt because it's my job. I embody lust partially, why wouldn't I? People call it "fruity"... Basically, I don't mean what I say when I flirt. Unless I found my Ms. Satan....

[askthedynamiteanton]

Eh..embody lust..explains why you joke about sucking d...or was it sex? I dont know at this point.

[askthedynamiteanton]

WAAAAA I MISS SATAN IM SO FUCKING ALONE

IM A PATHETIC RED MAN THAT RUINS EVERYTHING!!!!

@satan-the-reddest

[satan-the-reddest]

Already?~ Oho...

[askthedynamiteanton]

IM IN A VULNERABLE STATE DO NOT, YOU RED FAT ASS

[satan-the-reddest]

I wouldn't mind getting back together, you know~

[askthedynamiteanton]

YOU ARENT EVEN DEDICATED, YOU FLIRTED WITH SOMEONE ELSE!

WHY THE FUCK DID I EVEN BELIEVE SOMEONE COULD EVER LOVE ME!

[askthedynamiteanton]

WAAAAA I MISS SATAN IM SO FUCKING ALONE

IM A PATHETIC RED MAN THAT RUINS EVERYTHING!!!!

@satan-the-reddest

[satan-the-reddest]

Already?~ Oho...

[askthedynamiteanton]

IM IN A VULNERABLE STATE DO NOT, YOU RED FAT ASS

[askthedynamiteanton]

WAAAAA I MISS SATAN IM SO FUCKING ALONE

IM A PATHETIC RED MAN THAT RUINS EVERYTHING!!!!

@satan-the-reddest

[satan-the-reddest]

okay,

how does $1,000 sound

I'd marry you for that amount

[askthedynamiteanton]

we are breaking up.