Freddy Fuckbear's Pizzaria.

Ask some damn questions, get some pizza, or get the hell out. Seriously, we deal with brats all day. We dont need more of your shit.

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G!FREDDY: WHaT THE fuck HAVE I SAID ABOUT DRINkiN Gn EAR THE P uPPET?!  FREDDY: YOU DO n t *hic* OWN M E DA D  PUPPET: *low snickering* 

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FREDDY: WE DO NOT ASK THE FIVE YEAR OLD  FREDDY: WHAT A PAENUS IS PUPPET: okay YEAH but what is IT. 

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((thee fuck bois - mun d))

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FREDDY: we asked that mOUSE SON OF A BITCH TO JOIN US ONCE  FREDDY: FUCKER TOLD US NO  FREDDY: WE DONT NEED HIS RAT ASS  FREDDY: FUCK CHUCK E’ CHEESE’S 

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((nah man what the fuck shit would happen man i dont know - mun d))

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FOXY: ye could say that 

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((guess whose back - mun D)) 

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FREDDY: MURRY CHRISTMAS YA FILTHY ANIMAL 

FOXY: *sighs*

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FREDDY: puppet nO 

PUPPET: pUPPET YES

[i added his butts - mun f]

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FOXY: so no.

FOXY: i dont have a shit to give to ya'. 

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FREDDY: carter is a stupid ass that needs to die 

FREDDY: youre welcome bitch

(quick doodle without a fuck to give - mod f)

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PUPPET: a kid once said i twerked to anaconda 

PUPPET: i did. they made a picture out of it. isn't it swell? 

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FREDDY: thank you 

FREDDY: for whatever you meant 

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((so here's mike canon to our blog

isnt he great

im gonna post this on my personal too fyi

freckly baby

~ mun I))

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CHICA: obviously

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MIKE: FIRST OF ALL, HELL NO. THAT'D BE LIKE WATCHING YOUR BEST FRIENDS FUCK ANIMALS OR SOMETHING.

MIKE: EXCEPT WE'RE NOT... BEST FRIENDS.

MIKE: NO. WE'RE MORE LIKE TWITCHY-EYED PROJECTILE VOMITING IN UTTER DISGUST FRIENDS, WHILE I PERFORATE MY DICK WITH A FORK.

MIKE: ...THAT WAS REALLY A TERRIFYING SORT OF ANALOGY FOR OUR RELATIONSHIP.

MIKE: THIS JOB IS LITERALLY DRIVING ME OFF THE DEEP END AND INTO THE OCEAN OF WHAT-THE-FUCKERY.

((mun I: props to whoever gets the reference i threw in here))