toonview AU

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WELCOME TO GARDENVIEW

We love visitors!

We are going through a crisis but don't worry we have everything under control!

We toons protize safety so to insure safety please don't be a danger and you're welcome

Or you'll end up like the rest

blog writers: @riversisavampire

Artist: @cupsytoonz

Backup artist and proofreader: @motmcupidau

Before you ask...DUBS ARE WELCOMED!

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Now I'm lost is dandy and dyle a thing or are dandy and astro a thing?

Or is dandy cheating on astro with dyle because if so DANDY YOUR CHEATING ON YOUR SICKLY BOYFRIEND!?!

🌼: NOT cheating on my moonbeam BUT he just gets the more fluffy affectionate stuff because we don't want to stress out his body,which means when I want to do non affectionate things to him I gotta do it to dyle because well I love him too

🕰️: and before you ask, astro knows about it and doesn't mind because of the fact he's sick he knows his limits and we make sure he's including in everything even if it means he watches me and dandy make out while dandy holds his hand

(extra bonus-🐦)

(poly relationship btw)

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Dyle response to your response, Shrimpo, is that "this is your classic behavior" and "that's why you like Finn's..." *ahem* certain part that I can't say in this ask.

🦐: I'm busy so I'll deal with that later

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Shrimpo can't you and Dyle hug this out...

-Stitches

🕰️: Ich würde lieber Dandys Arsch essen.

🌼: what about me?

🕰️:Nothing dear

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Oh, it seems when they meant "ragebait", they meant the other kind of ragebait, which is the romantic pairing name between you and Finn, Shrimpo. "Rage" because you're known for being angry, while "bait" because of Finn and his love of fish puns. So, they're asking you what you think of people romantically pairing you and Finn together. In some universes, you two are a couple.

🦐: I mean.... it's NOT off the table but also... Fuck uhm idk what to say.

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Dyle and Dandy what's your relationship with one another? Are you friends, foes, family, etc I'm curious?

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Dyle, an anon told Shrimpo your message. His response was to tell you to "kiss his butt". Though, knowing Shrimpo, you know he didn't say "butt".

🕰️:Classic shrimpo, probably why his likes Finn di-

🌼:DYLE LANGUAGE

🌘: can I have apple juice please

🌼: sure thing baby!

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Ragebait is where people say certain stuff on purpose to make others angry. Like untrue things, stuff that would make anyone angry, etc.

🦐:Oh

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How does shrimpo feel about the fans of ragebait?

🦐: the hell is a "ragebait"

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does anyone wear makeup, if so I’d love to see💝

Shrimpo: eyeliner

Dyle: lipstick and eyeshadow

Dandy: eyeshadow

Glisten:full makeup

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Dyle, is it strange that every floor of Gardenview is perfectly fine, clean, and there's no mold or decay? In every universe, the floors are fine. It's almost like someone or some toon goes to ever floor and cleans them without being seen. Whoever this person or toon is, is even faster and more thorough at cleaning than Tisha.

🕰️: let's not tell dandy we know that ...he fears those elevators as much as he fears astro dying

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One of the elevators that was out of order had suddenly made a noise as the elevator was somehow rising. Eventually, it stopped and made a ding before the doors risen, revealing a toon named Boyo inside, carrying his backpack that was covered in ichor and had an envelope sticking out from the back of it.

🌼:woah...

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Why would Delilah linger? Didn't everyone leave? You think that she didn't leave and is hiding on one of the floors? What makes you say that?

🌼:never saw her leave...I'm scared of her, usually why I don't let runs happen

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Shrimpo, Dyle wanted us to tell you that he said that you should go unalive yourself.

🦐: tell him to kiss my ass

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Ok can someone tell us what Delilah did? Because i feel like there is something we should all know

👀

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To the creator of this blog..

I fluffin ADORE how your shrimpo looks like, especially with his 2 different colored eyes, his hoodie, b e a n hands, the lil ribbon. Its all so coooolll!

I do wanna ask why he has the ribbon tho if thats ok owo

🐦:𝙸𝚝'𝚜 𝚊 symbo𝚕 o𝚏 hi𝚜-

☕🦐:WITH HIS GAY PARTNER!

🐦:𝚂𝙷𝚄𝚃 𝚄𝙿 𝙲𝚄𝙿𝚂𝚈

🐦:𝙸𝚃'𝚂 𝙰 𝚂𝚈𝙼𝙱𝙾𝙻 𝙾𝙵 𝙷𝙸𝚂 "𝙵𝚁𝙸𝙴𝙽𝙳𝚂𝙷𝙸𝙿" 𝚆𝙸𝚃𝙷 𝚂𝙷𝚁𝙸𝙼𝙿𝙾

🩷🌹: there's more then one of us lol

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