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New updates coming soon! I apologize for the delay, I was out on vacation!

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DO YOU GET IT REDGLARE??? BELOW THE BE--

Y3s, 1 g3t 1t. Pl34s3 shut up.

LIKE MY BULGE.

Y34h.

BECAUSE IT NEVER GOES UP.

Go to church. 

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What do you think about the summoner????

easily, this man could be within my custody and dead by dayfall. 

though he revolts, though he raises hell and though he leads my own troops against me, though he burns my people to the ground and though he plans on ultimately killing me and dethroning the empress, that shit don't matter none to my ass.

buildings can be rebuilt. 

new trolls are hatched every day.

if i jar this firefly, the skies will never see his righteous motherfucking fury again. his rage will be quelled, and i will never again witness the endless chaos this one man has wrought upon alternia. 

though i would love to have him as my own, his fire would not burn as bright as it would when he has fresh air under his wings. 

i am a man of simple pleasures.

so i suppose you could say

OHHH you know. Just a little stressfuk

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who do you work with?

shit loads a motherfuckers. i work with my messiahs. i run a motherfuckin church, work with all the los an lettes there. work with the empress to keep the empire runnin while she out on her space journey. its tough shit all up an bein a huge political figure an workin the faith all at once. not to mention, work with the ins-an-outs a subjugation, meanin we got some close bonds with the gallows. workin with students on where the jurisdiction of cullin lies.

speakin a which

why dont i introduce you to one of my favorite motherfuckin students, who i just so happen to be workin with

everyone say hi to lil miss redglare. she a neophyte from the gallows, been trainin her cute lil' ass off. top of the class, brought to the church to witness how real pro's cull. did i mention her cute ass? :o)

yup. certainly remembered the ass :o)

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what r u wearing

nothing.

i put on glowing purple paint and sit in the dark, obviously.

why, what are YOU wearing? ;o)

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