Ask the big gays

This blog belongs to the two teens and their dead friends.

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Sock you’re so adorable?? How could anyone hate you??

JONATHAN: I don’t know.

JONATHAN: I’m speechless I have no idea.

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How's death Jojo.

JOJO: Is fine, I guess.

JOJO: I don’t really think too much about how my life was,

JOJO: Besides, is really cool being here with Lil.

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SOCK: Ah, I don’t have any of my clothes from when I was alive.

SOCK: I don’t think there’s any way to get them back, I miss my them.

SOCK: Is not like my current outfit is bad or annoys me but, 

JONATHAN: What do you mean this thing isn’t bad?

SOCK: Shut the fuck up.

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pride month!!!!

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LIL: Holy shit.

SOCK: What!

LIL: JONATHAN, LOOK AT THIS SHIT.

SOCK: SHUT UP.

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Sock! Can I squish your cheeks? You're so cute! (I love your art - mund)

SOCK: I would let you do it

SOCK: But you can’t actually touch me sorry )^: 

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Sock I love you

SOCK: I know. I’m adorable.

JONATHAN: All of that doesn’t matter when you open your mouth, though.

JONATHAN: Because you’re fucking annoying.

SOCK: One person can only be that much, Jon.

SOCK: Also did you just accepted I’m adorable?

JONATHAN: No.

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why havent you been posting anything ):

SOCK: We’re busy.

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whERE u

SOCK: Is not like we’re too lazy to update, but

SOCK: We’re too lazy to update.

SOCK: Bite me, bitch.

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AAAAA How dO YOU FEEL ABOUT JONNY GIviNG U A SMOOCH

LIL: Sock can’t answer, sorry.

LIL: I think he’s mad at us but no one really knows why.

JOJO: Maybe because we’ve been teasing him for the past two hours. Who knows.

LIL: Yeah, is a mistery. 

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lil I dare you to go up to someone and say "i'm glad I didn't eat you"

JOJO: What the fuck

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SOCK: Umm, what?

SOCK: Could you stop? I have enough with Lil and Jojo.

JOJO: Yo.

SOCK: You all think you can make me uncomfortable or shit.

SOCK: Well I’m sick of it!

SOCK: Everyone is always saying “Oh, Sock, why don’t you confess to Jonathan?”.

SOCK: “Sock, you should kiss Jonathan.”

SOCK: “You’re stalling because you like him.”

SOCK: Seriously-

JOJO: WHAT!

JOJO: Why didn’t you take a picture of that!

LIL: Damn it, why didn’t I?

SOCK: Ughhh....

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Hey, Sock and Jonathan ¿Can speak the Spanish? Or understand...?

SOCK: Puedo hablar y entender español perfectamente.

JONATHAN: What the fuck is he saying

JOJO: He says he’s in love with you. Believe me, I studied spanish with him for years.

SOCK: Wh

SOCK: No, I’m not saying that!

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Jojo, what's the gayest part of you

JOJO: Wh-

JOJO: Magill! What the fuck you’ve been telling them?

LIL: The truth.

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assuming sock is suddenly mortal, who's most likely to die in a zombie apocalypse?

JONATHAN: Oh, fuck you, guys.

SOCK: Don’t worry I will keep you safe <3

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Jonathan would you either bring sock back to life via satanic ritual, or kill yourself to be with him!!!

SOCK: WHAT?

JONATHAN: I’m kidding, you big baby, I would 100% prefer bring you back to life.

SOCK: Awww, that’s really nice, Jonathan.

JONATHAN: But because I want to prove you still suck at your job.

SOCK: Oh.