#angrytwinklecereal

[lmaonade]

how do I get a life

you had to buy them at circuit city but they’re gone now so everyone born after 2009 is out of luck

[askthehauntedgays]

whERE u

SOCK: Is not like we’re too lazy to update, but

SOCK: We’re too lazy to update.

SOCK: Bite me, bitch.

[askthehauntedgays]

assuming sock is suddenly mortal, who's most likely to die in a zombie apocalypse?

JONATHAN: Oh, fuck you, guys.

SOCK: Don’t worry I will keep you safe <3