> Make a cape out of the blanket
This is oddly comforting. It makes you feel a little better about not knowing the password to your phone.
Ah yes, the chest. So small, and yet so full of SECRETS. There has to be something of value in there. Let’s crack this baby open.
Oh.
Not this shit.
It’s just some of these bullshit scrawlings your EMPLOYER makes you pin up around the forest. It’s the absolute worst (and bad taste). No one cares about a bunch of papers with a stupid X’ED CIRCLE on it. You feel like your EMPLOYER just really, really doesn’t like you and makes shit up like this just to spite you. You can hear him now, laughing his no-faced, tentacled ass off right now. You’ll get him one day.
You decide to close the chest and try to erase any thoughts of those horrible, half-assed Halloween decorations.
Eh, might as well try one more time since the chest was a bust; what do you have to lose?
Your phone screen flashes the word LOCKED several times. That went as well as you expected.
Yeah. Yeah. why stay cooped up in here when there’s a whole forest outside. You’re sure you’ve been asleep for a long, long time now, a little fresh air would do you some good.
>Hoodie: Greet The Woman
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