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Greetings! We are the Ruler of the Cosmos (the King, to be exact). Our adorable Queen told Us about this "Tumblr", so We thought We'd try it out! Please ask Us anything that your tiny human heart desires. Bon appetite! <3                                      

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Sorry about the miss spelling, I was sleep deprived while writing that Question... also, I meant to say challenge not change so sorry about that your highness. Is this the last time I'm writing you this? Possibly welp enjoy your day and just don't challenge anyone especially Domino for a Boxing match. (Also she really is colored blind and have an 1920's accent) okay okay Sorry to bug you about this.

Hmm. We are in a fabulously gracious mood today, so We shall pardon your mistake. As for challenging Domino to a boxing match...We shall see.

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Do you still do boxing? I can't imagine anything/anyone can stand up to you, Your Highness~

Of course. ♥️ Just because We’re the King of All Cosmos doesn’t mean We can’t squeeze in a daily training session! We always mistake Jupiter’s moons as punching bags, though. Oh well. It still has 53 more.       (＾┌_̀┐ ＾) 

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Your majesty, may I have your teeth?

Sorry, but the Royal Tooth Aisle is closed for repairs. You can go somewhere else to find some teeth…maybe your pillow?

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.....Fool.....

Congratulations, you just made Us very, VERY- 

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Sike the prince grows up gay, fool

WE’RE glad the Prince grows up to be happy*, but you, YOU have made us the opposite of happy by calling US a “fool”. WE’LL let it slide this time, but by the name of the COSMOS itself, call US that again and YOU will not like what happens next. 

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Also Please don't Change Domino to for boxing.. you'll might see why plus She's colored blind so she has to see color by touching it. And she has a 1920's accent. Please don't Change her to a boxing match Please for the love of cosmos Don't do it!!!

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Oh boy.. I never thought that you'll get upset. Don't worry your Majesty If I mean Grandchildren, I mean in the Future... also the First born will be in fact female and Her Name is Gin. I'm pretty sure that you and That little rascal will get along fine. hopefully.. just hopefully. And why yes if your wondering who's the mother? Her name is Domino so That way you'll know...

Interesting. VERY interesting. How you were able to receive such information about Our Prince’s future, We find that very...interesting as well. 

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Hey all, mod here. Just wanted to say it’s been a joy being a part of this blog and I’ve enjoyed seeing all the wacky and fun questions people have asked The King. However, let’s just say life has become a bit busier now and I don’t have much time or motivation to keep this blog running for much longer. I’m going to try my best to keep the ask box open for one more month, but I can’t guarantee anything after that. 

Having said that, the King and I really appreciate all of your questions and hope more will come in before the ask box closes. <3

Love, mod & the K.O.A.C.

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GRAND CHILDREN!!!!!!!

We are truly disappointed Our Prince hasn’t told Us, honestly, not even a letter OR a phone call... :^F

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What if you made a mixtape? Do you think the queen would be pleased?

We’re sure Our Queen would be very, very PLEASED with our taste in music. 

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Um, your highness? Nik's been in the Fridge again and Ace Been Ploting some nasty trick for the royal family I mean there is booby traps everywhere! So Be careful your Majesty, it's just a little reminder before you start to do something...

Pro tip: it’s not your problem when you have a Prince to do all the work for- er, We mean, this is a great opportunity for a Prince to learn the values of hard work and family bonding. Yes, that’s it. Family bonding….

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Happy Easter/April Fool’s Our fans! We wish you plenty of dyed eggs and silly jokes!

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April Fools Day is upon us! How do you plan to celebrate?

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What kind of music preference does our great King choose for His enjoyment?

The Spacman himself. 

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... Um your highness, do you feel something crawling on your head? Cause there's a roach on your face! Also, The Queen knows What you Did to Ban Ban..

Is it a bit hot in here, or is it just Us?

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history repeats itself so they say, if thats correct then one day the dashing prince will knock you on your royal backside the way you did to your father.

We are unsure of this statement.

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Have you ever Cow Tipped Dasiy Before and If so, Did you get in trouble like last time you let Opeo Hold Fire Crackers when he was 4 years old?

That, Our friend, is for Us to know and for you to find out.