Bitchin’ Detective

((If you don't use your character to cope with your impending health problems and terrible mental state are you really roleplaying? Also hi, how are ya?)) //inbox is always open! Feel free to start a thread with Gavin and I anytime.// ((Mun is 18+ so expect NSFW; it will be tagged. I won’t rp NSFW with anyone underage; respect that or get lost.)) //some headcanons I have for Gavin// •he's 5'3 because he has short attitude.• //I will fight you on this.// •this man is Italian• •anxiety & depression boi• •manic and impulsivity for dayz• •this bitch is blind; glasses as fuck• •has at least 4 cats, maybe more• •still listens to early 2000’s and 90’s music• •stress eats like nobody’s business• •insomnia personified, he needs a nap• •he is no-op FtM trans and gay• •will fight you• •Neurodivergent As Fuck• •Let him Stim or Die• //header and icon by yours truly// //HMU If you want an edit//

[the-humanrk900-who]

Some things to know:

Hi! I'm Skyelar, the mun of this blog AND host of our DID system. We are an autistic, chronically ill, and disabled asexual panromantic transmasc queer. We project onto my muses a lot unintentionally but also I know seeing representation helps others like me. It also helps me cope with my life experiences, writing is just one way I escape this hell world we live in. That's enough about me for now, if you've got questions feel free to dm me or ask on the blog!

Let's set some boundaries:

• 18+ ONLY. Absolutely NO minors. This is for their safety. If you are a minor and you interact with me, or lie about your age to me, YOU WILL BE BLOCKED.

• Please reblog starters/memes/prompts from the source, it helps keep my notifs clean. Thank you!

• DO NOT REBLOG threads that you are not participating in. You can heart the thread, but do not reblog. YOU WILL BE BLOCKED.

• NO God-modding. Even to move a story along, speak to me first.

• When sending in a prompt, please send the full prompt (emoji-sentence).

• In regards to reply length, I ask for AT LEAST one (1) full paragraph. You do not have to match my reply length, but I require enough to work off of. Single sentence replies are not wanted or welcome.

• This is not mandatory but I ask that you send me your reblogs when you reply to a thread we have to ensure that I've seen it, this is to work around Tumblr eating notifications.

Important to Know:

• Semi-selective with OC's, but please feel free to DM me and introduce yourself (mun) and your OCs (muse)!

• When tagging potential Triggers, I will tag them like this:

ex 1: tw blood

ex 2: tw violence

– if you need anything specific tagged, please let me know!

• I do not engage in any drama, in-fighting, call-outs or vagueing. It is toxic behaviour.

• I AM MULTISHIP! AND MULTIVERSE! I don't mind having repeat muses from different people. If you don't like this, don't interact.

– I enjoy ships of all kinds, chemistry or not I'm down to ship.

• Reasons I may/will drop a thread:

- low motivation, lost interest, overwhelmed by thread-count or in general, not enough to go off of, a single sentence reply. ( due to memory loss I may not always mention I want to or have dropped a thread, please ask! )

• If YOU want to drop a thread, please let me know! No matter the reason, I am fine with dropping threads that one or neither party is enjoying.

• Reasons I may/will block you:

- You are a minor, you do not follow my set rules, you vague-post or partake in call-outs, you are an exclusionist (TERF, aphobe, lgbt-phobe, racist, xenophobe, etc), putting undue pressure on me for replies/asks/etc.

• I'm very inconsistent with reply speeds, all I ask is that you be patient with me; I don't mind you asking if I've seen it, but if you are rude and demanding about it YOU WILL BE BLOCKED.

[allegedlyanandroid]

Nines: Our cat's Christmas sweater was kinda starting to come off so Gavin went to fix it and as he did so said to her, in the most tender and sweetest voice I've ever heard him use, "aww, is your shirt coming off? Whore."

[learnrabid]

Gavin: do you wanna talk about cats

Nines: detective, it’s 3 am

[the-last-dillpickle]

Peak comedy

[ouidamforeman]

group chat energy

[ovur]

I love being hateful I love being a bitch I love being overly critical I love complaining

[kcpixie]

Did you mean: I love being toxic

[ovur]

[hotvampireadjacent]

[knifekris]

my cats name is шарик (SHA-reek, roll the r) but his legal name is soap just to make it easier on americans and also its a cute name. anyways the vet called him "mr. soap" which i really appreciated

[knifekris]

baby boy!

[phcking-detective]

me, escorting this beautiful boy onto my blog: Right this way, Mr. Soap.

[ampervadasz]

[annissdraws]

genderisms

[405blazeitt]

i hate the trope of kids giving their favorite stuffed animal to a younger child as a sign of compassion and coming of age, as if this is something that should be expected of kids as they grow up

im 22 and i dont care who you are you’ll have to pry my ikea shark out of my cold dead hands

[dotdollplushies]

I can’t remember the name of the study, but there was a theory, supported by pretty good evidence, that if you have your comforter, be it blanket, plush, pacifier, whatever, taken away when you’re not ready to give it up, even if you’re a dinky little kid, it can have really long lasting effects. People who kept their comforters into adulthood were less likely to smoke, drink or do drugs, tended to have better family relations and home lives etc, while those that saw their comforter removed or destroyed were more likely to be drawn to more serious “comforts” elsewhere. The more extreme the removal, the more extreme the result. Typically.

We learn at our own pace to make and break connections and emotional ties, and the situation is forced upon us, we seek comfort. But whoa wait, you can’t possibly have comfort anymore, you’re five. You’re a big kid now.

So when parents are forcing you to “grow up” by tearing the only comfort in the world from you, they could actually be messing you up big time.

[star-anise]

In psychology they’re called “transitional objects” and they help the neurobiological process of helping children learn to internalize the experience of being loved and cared for, which is an essential part of learning to regulate your emotions.  They are REALLY important.

[imnotevilimjustwrittenthatway]

I wonder what it means psychologically that I’ve started getting a few more for myself?

[star-anise]

Well, there’s a process we call “re-parenting yourself” where you give yourself the love you missed out on in childhood, and thereby start to heal the pain you’ve carried since then.  And using childhood comfort objects can be part of that.

[zawesome-cd]

Oh..

[prolifers-r-gross]

Oh my god…

[celero-loves-dragons]

In the year of the lord 2018 our grown asses start healing.

[seriesofnonsequiturs]

my brother kept his yellow blanket until by high school, it was basically just a giant hole. one giant hole made out of yellow fabric. he took it with him to college. he took it with him when he graduated and moved to florida. 

This past christmas, my parents gave him another yellow blanket. he took it back with him and now his yellow blankets are friends.

[dovewithscales]

Let’s destigmatize this. Anything it takes for you to feel okay and function in the world is okay. The world is literally on fire, and whatever gets you through without being self destructive or self sabotaging is a good thing. Who gives a shit if you’re 30 and sleep with a stuffed animal?

[catchymemes]

When a random guy with a saxophone shows up to the club

[kittenoftheinternet]

they let him have a solo this is so wholesome!

[theinboxmemebook]

Give my muse a fear and they’ll rate it from 1-10 according to this scale!

1 - 2 - This doesn’t bother me at all. I am completely okay with this. 3 - 4 - This slightly irks me, but I am not really afraid of this. 5 - 6 - I see it as a regular fear, I do not wish to be in the presence of this. 7 - 8 - I see it as a pretty big fear of mine, I cannot stand being in the presence of this, or I could be mentally distraught. 9 - This is one of my biggest fears, and even seeing stuff about it online makes me terrified. 10 - This is my alltime worst fear. Seeing it online, or even hearing a word correlating to it will send me in immediate panic.

[stabby-pal]

When will I have a rival who thinks I'm a dumbass but also dreams of kissing me under the moon light

[logarto]

this blog is an idiot positive zone. if ur a dumbass thats ok. this is a safe space for people w half a brain

[catchymemes]

[normalshrimp]

me eating a pringles

[thenatsdorf]

Dizzy.

[omghotmemes]

Gib spook!