Jyushi is likely a Satanist

-IMPORTANT NOTE: No longer active- Welcome to our spicy and dead home, where the yellow one takes over. Noodlematsu is just a Matsu AU that involves stretchy boys and Sr.Pelo-inspired style.

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Consider Chad Jyushi and Virgin Ichi

We still have brotherly love to support each other in our differences 💛

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do you like jevil

Ban hammer!

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What are the noodlematsus? Are they a subspecies? Are they still the matsus? What the fuck is this blog.

Nobody knows what we are but Humans aren’t an option.

We’re ourselves yes, wym by “still the matsus”? lmao

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Cheeks are made of dough I stg

clap

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how long can a noodle strech

Don gon’ say yesforever.

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*I SEE YOU MARK* •̀.̫•́✧

owo

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Hi! It’s me, the cute Totoko! Send me asks!

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This require more noodle

Is this lore

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sorry we only carry XL Beef Osomatsu Burger now

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lets say yes

pet him

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can i hug choro

He loves affection

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is dark still considerably gay for the guy to the right

we’ve talked about this

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rise n grind gamers lets get pumpin

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Can Totty scream? Can Totty cry. Can Totty beg for his life~ :)

Even tormenting him is just unbearable…

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Ask box temp. closed!

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I can't believe tumblr hasn't told me to stfu with all dem asks yet. Anyway, I see the brother's cowlick can move,,, Are they made of flesh? Do they have bone in them? Or are they fully made of hair? Are they fuzzy antennaes?

Never noticed ngl. Who knows?

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This blog is alive

Ah, reminds me. 

There will be times where we don’t give back answers for a while, especially asks that come before others. We’re trying to distribute roles and have a lot of personal life going on. So that’s a BIG heads up for everyone. Sorry choro/ichi anons