Theon Greyjoy

Taken from my rightful place but I'm here to win... also to answer all of your questions.

[asktheon-blog]

If you're sexy... are you secretly the TARDIS?

YES

What's a... TARDIS?

[ask-jorah]

AskGOTs: Roll call!

[asktheon-blog]

ask-jorah:

Dear AskGOT bloggers:

AskJaime and I have gotten some questions about the activity of the AskBlogs - the gist of the questions being “What can we do to make the AskBlogs active again?”

If people are still interested, yes, we can definitely try to get things re-started.

SO: if you’re an AskBlogger and you are still interested in playing, please let me know by the end of the week.  At the end of the week, we will evaluate who is still interested and open up characters that have been dropped.

You can either:

Comment to this

Reblog this

IM me: SerJorahMormont

Email me: serjorahmormountme (at) gmail (dot) com

I’d ask that you NOT use the askbox since Tumblr seems to be eating half of mine lately and I’d hate to miss a message.

[likewendathewhitefawn]

[asktheon-blog]

donttrustlittlefinger:

Theon is really cool.

[bextroversion]

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croclock:

bexclare:

THIS IS ONE OF THE MOST AMAZING THINGS I HAVE EVER SEEN.

AS A MEMBER OF HAUS GREYJOY, I COMMEND THE CREATOR OF THIS MARVELOUS MASTERPIECE. 

[nymeriass-deactivated20120405]

[asktheon-blog]

Tell me true, have you made the eight? Or have a few kingdoms eluded you? The world needs to know.

Make the eight? That's child's play. 

[simsofwesteros-blog]

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askasha:

simsofwesteros:

DON’T FALL FOR IT, THEON!

(Fall for it, Theon!)

I am not falling for it this time.

[asktheon-blog]

It feels like ages since I've gotten a Raven. Has everyone died?

[frankreich]

[asktheon-blog]

frankreich:

Ooh, burn…

Yes, let's all make fun of the Greyjoys!

[asktheon-blog]

That's not the point, Theon. I would never leave Jeyne.

Hence the threesomes.

[asktheon-blog]

Theon, what's this about me leaving Jeyne for you?

Don't try to deny how much you want this.

[asktheon-blog]

Hit on Robb, create orgy.

I think I've done well today.

[asktheon-blog]

HI THEON CAN I FUCK YOU

OF COURSE!

Is your name Robb or Jorah? Than it's an even bigger yes!

[formerlyshewolves]

[suburban-gerbil-deactivated2013]

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askcatelynstark:

Is that what my ravens are doing? Flying in circles?

[asktheon-blog]

"I’m probably just about the best." HAHA!

Yes! It is quite hilarious how I am greater than most!

[asktheon-blog]

Someone smashed my front window tonight for no discernible reason. What advice can you give me?

That seems pretty inconsiderate. What sort of people run around the world these days? Next thing we know, people are going to be killing little boys they grew up with! 

But advice wise, kill them. People are replaceable, windows are one of a kind.