The Innocent Can Never Last

Amanda | early 30s | TME she/her | I like cats and dogs and things that make me laugh. I do not respond to DM donation requests

[mitsukara7]

[soapydoll]

Did I ever talk abt the time i was at a bdsm club and one of the pups was on all fours and barking and being cute and the dom on scene was like “hi puppy! Do you do any tricks?” And he said “I can beatbox!”

[soapydoll]

I was like. Doubled over incapacitated laughing the entire time. He was really good and a big sweetheart and I felt kinda bad but I couldn’t stop thinking “why the am I getting the beatboxing puppy unskippable cutscene at the bdsm club”

[feline--floozy]

Sometimes I go for a walk that’s so lovely I get angry that conservatives use my city as an example of a lawless hellscape

[todaysbird]

Is this how I submit a bird? I saw a Stellar's Jay for the first time in my life on this hike this morning, and it made quite an impression on me!

ohhhh, what a lovely fella! thank you for sharing, I also love your sketch depiction 💕

[low-polly]

motherfucker took my scruples, I'm scrupless

[berrytart]

okay yeah i do think your filler is off putting and your botox makes you rigid and strange to look at

[tomatoinyourgarden]

I know you think it’s “feminist” to hate on women who already have self esteem and image issues (through no fault of their own, as a direct result of patriarchy) for doing something to help them cope with their fleeting youth - which may or may not have been stripped from them against their will due to years of depression, abuse, oppression, or whatever else - but the truth is that the freedom to get Botox is actually a right feminists have fought for - whether intentionally or unintentionally. Women used to get thrown away when we outlived our youth and beauty - now we have the option to prolong it and change the way we are perceived and treated by society as a whole. We ALL had to grow up too fast. We ALL have to cope with a childhood that ended too soon. I’m no less a feminist than you are simply because I choose to hold onto my youth and beauty because it helps me feel better about my own loss of innocence. This is all just another excuse to hate on women and tear us down. You’re literally letting the patriarchy win by judging women for their personal choices which harm absolutely no one. Please grow up. Not everyone is conventionally attractive or ages gracefully. Some women can cope with that and some can’t. Both deserve love and respect. Have some decency. You’re not edgy for this. You’re hating just like a man would.

[berrytart]

Feminists … have fought… for the right … to use Botox…..

[winged-void]

maybe chase and hunter wanted to kiss but couldnt, did you consider that?

there are dozens of strange tmes in my notes who are shipping the dudes who used to chase me around and call me a faggot in middle school

[winged-void]

im not joking, if you check the notes of this post it's like. constant. that and asking me if my name is prey. it's weird and annoying and im tired. tumblr users see two boy names and that's all it takes for them.

[gremlininho]

looking. at you

[hitboxesonstockimages]

[klausie]

[playwrongs]

For the record, OP appears to be thinking of the Canon a 2 cancrizans from J.S. Bach’s Musical Offering. It’s written out as a single melody that can be played forwards, backwards, and the forwards and backwards versions can be played simultaneously in counterpoint with one another.

Either that, or they’re thinking of “Jumping Queen” by Beethoven.

[sentrysvoid]

Pride & Prejudice dir. Joe Wright | 2005

[moonrver]

Hetero Jessica and the wife who filled the house with chintz should fujo our together over espresso martinis

[witchsteria]

i do think what gets ignored about carrie as a character is that she’s an incredibly easy target to bully; she’s a chubby, sheltered acne ridden teenage girl who wears frumpy grandma clothes and regurgitates the jesus freak shit her violently abusive mother tells her. she has violent thoughts about her classmates and is uncomfortable to be around. she’s far more interesting being a victim that’s somewhat uncomfortable to be in the head of than a tragic waif. she’s not a martyr, she’s a child and a child who’s been victimised her whole life shouldn’t have to be kind and angelic to be recognised as a victim. suffering teenage girls shouldn’t just be presented on screen as toned down glamorous thin ophelias, suffering teenage girls can be fat and poor and think violently. i do think we need to examine why culturally we need teenage girls to be beautiful and kind to valorise their suffering and treat it as bad

[innerchildabortionclinic]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

I present my "stop viewing wives and children as property" strategy to crime preventers but they are unmoved

[memories]

Pour one out for #me.

[feline--floozy]

Was anyone gonna tell me Nicole Scherzinger was actually an incredibly talented singer or was I just supposed to find that out by clicking on her Great Performances concert on PBS?

[feline--floozy]

Wait she was literally in a musical on Broadway

[feline--floozy]

Was anyone gonna tell me Nicole Scherzinger was actually an incredibly talented singer or was I just supposed to find that out by clicking on her Great Performances concert on PBS?

[anik]

i love this guy