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@asktheoriginalorder
Guys hear me out. Mcsm x epic the musical
Odysseus - Gabriel
Penelope - Ellegaard
Telemachus - Jesse
Athena - Harper
Eurylochus - Ivor
Polites - Olivia
Apollo - Lukas
Hephaestus - Soren
Aphrodite - Cassie Rose
Ares - Magnus
Hera - Xara
Zeus - Romeo
Poseidon - Petra
Calypso -
Circe - Mevia
Hermes -
Antinous - Hadrian
Aeolus - Isa
Tiresias - Otto
Argos - Reuben
Guys give me characters for Aeolus and Hermes
Please do not send me asks for donations
Here's why:
I have NO money to give you
I'm not a popular enough blog that I will give you any reach
I am a minor, and most of my followers are too
It makes me feel extremely guilty
Seeing pictures of injuries or hospitals etc are triggering for me (which are in most intro posts for this sort of thing)
They are always worded in a way that makes me feel like I am a murderer if I don't donate
It makes me feel uncomfortable
I said I don't want them, and my boundaries should be respected
I can't tell what is a bot and what isn't
I get a lot of spam from this. It is disappointing to see 10 new asks in my inbox just to be the same ask for donations over and over
Please, just respect the fact that I have said this.
Edit: To all the people reblogging this, I'm sorry you have had to deal with this too. And yes, you can put this in your pinned post! Stay safe <3
Reblogging this again to remind people that I do not have money
please stop asking me for donations
Reblogging to say I do not have access to my bank account and most of the people who follow me are minors who also don't have bank account access. We would donate if we could but we're simply unable.
Reblogging because even though I want to help people to have safe conditions in war zones, I am a minor and I don't have any money. Besides, most of my followers are also minors who don't have any bank accounts and I have incidents where scammers have been asking me for money. Just one ask and that's it.
URGENT HELP SAVE THE LIFE OF MY CHILD
Dear humanity,
Please Help Me – My Son May Die at Any Moment.
I'm Amal, a mother of three children, living under the weight of the genocide taking place in Gaza. 🍉
Here’s my story, and I’m reaching out with a hopeful heart 💔✨, hoping someone will feel what my family and I are going through.
My son is suffering from a severe and life-threatening injury after being shot by Israeli drones. He urgently needs medical treatment outside Gaza.
Time is running out, and we are facing a critical situation. I am asking for your generosity to help us save him either through a donation or by sharing this urgent plea with others
I beg you, i kiss your feet, to help my son. My son may die at any moment
I lost most of my family. I'm afraid to lose my son too 🥺
Mohammed deserves to live a happy and healthy life, just like every other child on this earth.
So I humbly ask you to donate even a little or at least reblog this appeal.
Please Donate now:👇
https://gofund.me/2f20a398
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Hello, I hope you and your family are well. Can you please help me recycle the post on my account? 🌺 And help rescue my family from the war in Gaza? 🙏 Thank you.
https://gofund.me/bc721399
Mate I really wish I could but I am under the legal age to do so else believe me, I would
What do you think of Douglas from Thomas the tank engine? Is he beautiful
In a platonic way, yes! Absolutely!
(in all seriousness though people, this is my main, my ttte blog is @ttteskits)
Glasgow stands with Palestine
the "you aren't friends" really sells it.
You would not believe your knees
If ten thousand fucking bees
Tore you apart as you stepped outside
Why did I read this to 'Fireflies'??
Because thats how you are supposed to read it. It was intentional.
Good, just making sure I wasn't completely insane
the "you aren't friends" really sells it.
You would not believe your knees
If ten thousand fucking bees
Tore you apart as you stepped outside
Why did I read this to 'Fireflies'??
It had taken ages. So long that the alchemist didn't even believe he was really in front of him. There was a long pause. A painfully long silence. The two shared a stare. This had to be done. But of course, Soren would be the hardest to reconcile. After all, he did run away. And now, his privacy had been invaded by the very man that almost ended the world when they first met. "I uh... was expecting you to be more angry that I came to you without any notice. Has the solitude made you soft, Soren?"
Hi, yeah sorry, I'm not really familiar with Soren's character, so I can't rp right now. I'm so sorry
I like haunted houses in theory BUT I have no idea how to react when the actors speak to you. They ask me a question and I just… answer it…
The scariest part of a haunted house is the unscripted social interaction.
Scary nurse in a creepy voice: “Do you have an appointment to see the doctor?”
Me: “Uh. Do you accept walk-ins?”
Scary farmer: “I like to kill people!”
My friend, brightly: “I like to die!”
Zombie : “AARRRGH”
Me : “Do you get dental insurance?”
Zombie : “TEETH!!”
This happened to me.
Scary prison dude: HELLO
Me: Nice to meet you!
Him: (pause) No it’s noooooot
My worst horror house experience was when I couldn’t find the (rather obvious) exit and the guy chasing me with a chainsaw stopped, sighed and pointed me to the exit, saying “please scream as loud as you can when you run out there” and just left. I disappointed the horror house chainsaw dude and I will never get over that
Guy: They are all my friends.. (motioning to hanging corpses; then grabs a noose) Will you be my friend? Me: Sure totally, you made me a friendship necklace? Oh my god your so sweet? Guy: … Yes.. Please, let me.. I cant I cant just go (laughing). – Got to walk a second time through– Same guy: My friends -wailing- Me: I came back I just really wanted to be friends so bad Guy: (laughing more) Please, Im not allowed to laugh.
I went to a Haunted House and literally befriended every actor there.
Specifically, I remember;
There were zombies walking around in the waiting room. I said “Hi!” and he gave me a high five. Every time he passed from then on, I got a high five.
Near the end, there were these twin little girls. “Come play with us.” They said. “Okay!” I said. “Forever.” They said. “Oh, sorry, can’t do that. I’m busy.”
I could hear them giggling.
Guy playing Freddie Kruger: Remember, you are all my children!
Me: thanks dad
A small chorus of teenagers: thanks dad
I went to a haunted corn maze once. Someone ran at me with a chainsaw. I just stared at him. He hung his head and walked away. I left.
The Real Horror Is The People We Dissapointed Along The Way
IM CRYING
My friends and I were in a really dark part of a haunted house and couldn’t find the exit, so the guy who had just jumped out at us had to say “to your left” in his same scary voice he’d used to scream and we were like “thanks!”
And then after a few moments of patting blindly at the wall he says again in the same ominous voice “your other left”
World Heritage Post
Scare actor here! We do improv practice pre-season for this exact reason, and one of the things that separates a good scare actor from a great one is the ability to take any wild response and work with it on the fly. People will actively try to trip you up or mess with you throughout the night, and one of the legit strategies to react to that is to twist it into something funny. None of the above stories were disappointments, in my book. They probably made those actors’ nights!
The golden rule is “make ‘em scream, but if you can’t make ‘em scream then make ‘em laugh. It’s entertainment either way.”
I like haunted houses in theory BUT I have no idea how to react when the actors speak to you. They ask me a question and I just… answer it…
The scariest part of a haunted house is the unscripted social interaction.
Scary nurse in a creepy voice: “Do you have an appointment to see the doctor?”
Me: “Uh. Do you accept walk-ins?”
Scary farmer: “I like to kill people!”
My friend, brightly: “I like to die!”
Zombie : “AARRRGH”
Me : “Do you get dental insurance?”
Zombie : “TEETH!!”
This happened to me.
Scary prison dude: HELLO
Me: Nice to meet you!
Him: (pause) No it’s noooooot
My worst horror house experience was when I couldn’t find the (rather obvious) exit and the guy chasing me with a chainsaw stopped, sighed and pointed me to the exit, saying “please scream as loud as you can when you run out there” and just left. I disappointed the horror house chainsaw dude and I will never get over that
Guy: They are all my friends.. (motioning to hanging corpses; then grabs a noose) Will you be my friend? Me: Sure totally, you made me a friendship necklace? Oh my god your so sweet? Guy: … Yes.. Please, let me.. I cant I cant just go (laughing). – Got to walk a second time through– Same guy: My friends -wailing- Me: I came back I just really wanted to be friends so bad Guy: (laughing more) Please, Im not allowed to laugh.
I went to a Haunted House and literally befriended every actor there.
Specifically, I remember;
There were zombies walking around in the waiting room. I said “Hi!” and he gave me a high five. Every time he passed from then on, I got a high five.
Near the end, there were these twin little girls. “Come play with us.” They said. “Okay!” I said. “Forever.” They said. “Oh, sorry, can’t do that. I’m busy.”
I could hear them giggling.
Guy playing Freddie Kruger: Remember, you are all my children!
Me: thanks dad
A small chorus of teenagers: thanks dad
I went to a haunted corn maze once. Someone ran at me with a chainsaw. I just stared at him. He hung his head and walked away. I left.
The Real Horror Is The People We Dissapointed Along The Way
IM CRYING
My friends and I were in a really dark part of a haunted house and couldn’t find the exit, so the guy who had just jumped out at us had to say “to your left” in his same scary voice he’d used to scream and we were like “thanks!”
And then after a few moments of patting blindly at the wall he says again in the same ominous voice “your other left”
World Heritage Post
Scare actor here! We do improv practice pre-season for this exact reason, and one of the things that separates a good scare actor from a great one is the ability to take any wild response and work with it on the fly. People will actively try to trip you up or mess with you throughout the night, and one of the legit strategies to react to that is to twist it into something funny. None of the above stories were disappointments, in my book. They probably made those actors’ nights!
The golden rule is “make ‘em scream, but if you can’t make ‘em scream then make ‘em laugh. It’s entertainment either way.”
Reblogging this so I don't lose it
choking on water is the worst because how do you stop choking? drink something? well ive got some bad news for you
Lean your head forward, preferably to knee level, and let the water kind of drain out of your mouth. When your are able to, take deep slow breaths. No heimlich maneuver or physical assists from somebody else should be used beyond this, otherwise you could vomit and escalate the issue. Its about keeping the larynx open. Hopefully this helps.
Reblog to fucking save a life.
This works for minor water inhalation while swimming, too. If you can kneel on the ground and put your head on or between your knees, it let’s the water escape on its own.
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Gabriel waited on the streets of Redstonia, picking at the hilt of his sword. He'd forgotten to swing by at Christmas and now was incredibly late. How had things ended up like this?
Ellegaard had expected many things from her walk that day. She'd known the temperature would be nice- temperate, mild weather was a rarity on the island around now. She'd expected
What she hadn't been expecting was Gabriel.
The sight of her old friend was enough to short circuit her into just standing there, arms hanging by her sides. But it was but a temporary effect.
Regaining her composure after her momentary surprise, she clasped her hands together- and gave Gabriel a warm smile as she made her way over to him. There was something about seeing someone so familiar that added the slightest hint of extra energy to her step.
"Gabriel-? What a nice surprise- How have you been? I hope the road hasn't been too hard on you."
Gabriel smiled at her, always happy to see any of his friends (pushing the thought of how he wouldn't see Magnus again to the back of his mind)
"Ah, not too harsh." He said warmly, taking his helmet off to enjoy the air, "What about you? Not been so distracted to the point of which you haven't eaten?"
The last point only being made half as a joke, half sternly.
ey bro u dead?
OMG I'M SO SORRY I DIDN'T ANSWER THIS SOONER, I'VE NOT GOTTEN THE NOTIF
hey there order I was wondering whats your a opinion on my au ellaguard yes its a guy his name is Elliot
Elliot:"ummm...hi....there my friends from a other reality?"
Cool, I guess
So can we be friends:)
Sure ig :)
