Charlie's Pharmacy

MAJOR WARNING FOR GORE, NSFW, AND OTHER SENSITIVE TOPICS. Charlie: We're doctors at a Pharmacy. If you need something, please see our front-desk attendant. Feel free to ask us whatever your heart desires, within reason. I'm the manager here, and I expect that when I request something, it's followed. Misbehavior within our shop and among our staff will not be tolerated. DISCLAIMER: WE, THE MODS, ARE NOT PROFESSIONAL DOCTORS AT ALL. DO NOT TAKE ANY DIAGNOSIS/DISCUSSION OF POSSIBLE ILLNESSES SPOKEN BY THE PONIES ON THIS BLOG SERIOUSLY. IF YOU THINK YOU ARE INJURED, PLEASE SEEK MEDICAL HELP AND DO NOT CONSULT TECHNICOLOR HORSES. THANK YOU.

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“The equine role of ‘doctor’ is really just a waste of organic material, there is no merit in healing a pony just for it to have injury inflicted upon it again.”

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(kai needs to stop being so salt and vinegar today.)

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*sobs* “L-luckily I didn’t break anything. The sea water still s-stings though…” ((Fix-it and Charlie cameos! check out their blog here! ))

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(YAY look at our lil cuties talking about sex. what a gr8 couple they are. THANKS SO MUCH FOR DRAWING THEM AAA!!!)

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Charlie Horse: [Incoherent yelling] -- ( don’t do it ho )

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Chaaarrrliee... Come with us to Candy Mountain...

don’t u fucking dare

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Charlie Horse: YOU’RE ALL SO GULLIBLE, IDIOTIC GULLIBLE IDIOTS! LYING AND LIES ARE NOT RIGHT, NO! DISHONESTY IS DISGUSTING, BARBARIC! SO WRONG, SO NASTY! BUT I AM NOT A LIAR, IW OULD NEVER LIE. I C AN’ T LIE LYING I S AGIAN ST M E. I’M NO T A LI A RNO I AM NO T YO U DON’T KNO W ANYTHIN G! I AM NOT A LIAR, NOT A LIAR, LIAR, LIAR, LIAR LIAR LIARLIARLIARLAIRALIRALIRLAIRALIRALIRAIR--

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Charlie Horse: NO LINES WERE CROSSED, THERE WERE NO LINES CROSSED. SHUT YOUR MOUTH, SHUT YOUR MOUTH, SHUT YOUR MOUTH, SHUT YOUR MOUTH- GO AWAY, GO AWAY, GO AWAY, GO AWAY, GO AWAY! YOU KNOW NOTHING, NOTHING, NOTHING, NOTHING! SOD OFF!

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Uuuuhhhhhh Fix-It? Ya gonna be ok there? I mean it's kind of not normal for a limb to detach. The nerve endings are kind of dead aren't they?

(his hoof is in ice i cant draw im fricken sorry)

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Charlie Horse: NOBODY HAS DIED IN OUR HOOVES DUE TO AN OVERDOSE ON MEDICATION. GET OUT OF MY PHARMACY, YOU PATHETIC EXCUSE OF A DOCTOR. (( charlie.exe has encountered an error))

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Fix-it: “I think I’m gonna… pass out, now…”

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Click here for the full image! !GORE WARNING!

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Fix-it: “I think I’m gonna... pass out, now...”

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Charlie Horse: Do not call me Charles or Charlotte, by the way. I failed to inform you all of that.

(( thanks to askribbonsbloom and anon for the questions! ))

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Jeez, the only one of you guys I'd trust to even touch me is Perfect Scription. You are all scary.

Scription: I work in  a professional environment and I’ll make sure you all feel safe and comfortable while you get your prescriptions!

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what goes on "behind the scenes" when customers aren't visiting your pharmacy?

THAT’S MY DESK

THAT’S WHERE I WORK

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I was told to draw Fix-it oops

(faints)

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do any of you have a mask fetish?

(( baaadumdudmudmdudmudmdudmudmudmd TSSSSSSS. ))

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Charlie Horse: I will not tolerate these rumors around my facility. Get out of here.Your assumptions that we are to be feared are false and unkind, we are the friendliest pharmacy around. I do not have time for children. Good day.

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