Ask Mad Dummy

A Post-Pacifist Mad Dummy/Human Madstablook blog. SFW Content. RP/Ask/Odds-&-Ends. M!As accepted. Current M!A: None

[commoncorps3]

what the fuck even is this game

[askthepisseddummy]

THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT. H O W DO YOU EAT FOOD.

 “That’s easy. I find something to eat, preferably meat or fish. I cook it up nice, and then I slather it in some kind of sauce and chow down like a starving animal.”

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*hands you a plate of sushi* EAT YOUR HAMBURGERS, APOLLO

 “One, that is clearly sushi, not hamburgers. And two, My name is Rhys, not Apollo.”

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Where've you been?

 “That is an easy question to answer. I simply left the world below, and decided to try and visit places I knew from when I was living. A few places are gone, yes, but surprisingly a handful of the places I knew still stand. Or at least, they still exist in one form or another. Praire has changed over this long time away, but it’s still recognizable.”

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Got any souvenirs? Gifts? Illegitimate children?

 “Ignoring the last bit, I did bring back souvenirs and gifts. It turns out my home town of Crater Late has been turned into a resort town, so I had plenty of ‘gifts’ to choose from.”

 He’s not entirely happy about that, but he is relieved that his home is still in tact, or at least, the town it once resided in.

[askthepisseddummy]

* So...

* Some of you may have been wondering where I have been these past few months.

Rhys shook his head, giving a shrug.

* Simply put, I've been out, well, wandering. It's been so long since I've been to the surface with a human body, I figured I'd go out, try and go home, see how much the world has changed.

* It's changed a lot, to say the least, but it was a pleasant trip. Not a single face I recognized, but still. Either way, I'm back for now. So anyone got something to say to me, feel free to throw an question my way.

[askthepisseddummy]

If Happsta isn't your cousin how do you know him?

* It's a long story. I've known Hapsta for....years. As long as I can remember my time in the Underground. Of course, I was not always here. My life before the wat, I did not know him...so some time before my...passing, and my oldest memory, I suppose I met him somewhere. That somewhere,though, is a bit foggy.

[askthepisseddummy]

Happstablook is your cousin?

*Again, not by blood. But I do call Hapsta cousin.

[askthepisseddummy]

Is Mettaton your cousin?

Madsta shook his head.* Not by any blood relations, no. But at one point, yes, I did call Mettaton my cousin.

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What do you think of Mettaton?

* Mettaton is...simply put, a guy with his head too far up his ass. I'm not a fan, to say the least.

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And although it was fun, Rhys’ fun with being a child had to come to an end.

At least He was back to how he was used to being.

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Cue the smol slowly walking nearby, one hand feeling the wall, and the other rubbing at her eyes. She is very lost.

Rhys blinked, pausing from swinging his wooden sword at the bushes and plants nearby, staring at the girl passing by. Cocking his head a bit, he cupped his hands around his hands around his mouth and shouted towards the other child.

 “Oi! Girly girl, what are you doing, you got dirt in your eyes or something? Lose your gla-asses?”

[sunabara]

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 “I’m Rhys!” The boy shouted, grinning widely like a cheshire cat. “I’m named after my Grandpa! Mr. Maro calls me ‘That Wild Boy’, but I still like people calling my Rhys instead!”

Pausing a moment again, he grinned at the girl, showing as much teeth as he possibly could, despite the fact that She could not see them.

 “Shyren’s a neat name, though! It’s real different but it’s really really neat sounding! Well…for a girls’s name I mean..” He huffed at the end.

Shyren pauses again, a bit taken aback by the borderline yelling. She gives him a small smile, allowing the tiniest of giggles.

“Heehee… y-you so-sound l-like a c-ca-candy! Rhys!”

Another giggle as she brings her hand to her mouth.

“Hee… I-I l-like it! I-it s-so-sounds c-cool…! F-for a b-boy’s name.”

Any nervousness she had before seems to be all but gone, allowing for her to forget, at least for a moment, that she was hopelessly lost.

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 The boy grinned at the girl, showing his teeth with a loud laugh, throwing his hands to his sides, resting on his hips.

 “I’m glad somebody notices! Finally!” He spouted, happy over such a small compliment.

 “But you said you didn’t know where you were, right? Then...how about I find your home! Then I can be a hero like m’Papa, we both win, right!”

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"Maddie, there's like, this weird small thing askin' me to imagin-- Whuh?" Aaron looks down at the small human child. "...Huh??"

The child stood there, staring up at the larger creature in front of them. Gripping a small wooden sword, They extended their arm, pointing it towards the other.

 “…Are you a jockey? My Momma said that’s what horse people are called, you know!”

[winkingwaterfallian]

Noting his energy, Aaron thought he’d start to head back to their home, just to see if he would at least be calm seeing another kid, especially someone who was his wife. …Are they still married? 

…Either way! He started to “walk” and talk to the energetic kid.

* Guess that means you got some time, I guess. I DO know of a gal around here that’s your age who you could hang out with, if you’re interested.

Rhys seemed like a generally sociable kid. Maybe that’d help?

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At the mention of another child, Rhys cocked his head, dropping the toy to his side, idly swinging it. Another child, let alone, a girl? Maybe he’d have someone to play with, at least, someone else than this big horse-man.

 “That sounds cool...Someone to play with, as long as she doesn’t try to make me play with dolls.” He huffed, puffing out his cheeks. “...or...or try to make mye put on a dress like that girl down the lane.”

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There's a small package left for Mad. Inside, there's a very nice and sharp new knife and a note. 'Hey, don't let Mom know I got this for you. She might take it away. Happy Father's day, I guess. -Sevrin' {@Assortedscales}

 Madsta stared at the package for a moment, cocking his head before he reached down and tore the package open with his teeth. And with a grin, he read the note before inspecting the knife.

* Well....I’m goin’ to have to thank the kid for this, won’t I? Heh...Nice knife, knows what I like pretty clearly.

[askthepisseddummy]

 Hey guys, it’s James, the Mun here!

I’m here to say the M!A, since I have been absent for so damn long due to graduating school and personal events, will be extended until the end of June. This way, I can answer asks and interact a bit more than before.

 I am sorry for the inconvenience, but I hope we will be able to enjoy this M!A a bit longer. I will be moving on to threads I owe people shortly.

[askthepisseddummy]

💛 Oh, you're such a good little hero. A hero like you deserves a kissy on the cheek for being so brave~!

Rhys grinned ear-to-ear, laughing at the compliment and kiss on the cheek.

 “I’m real brave, Aren’t I! I’m gonna be a brave hero, just like my Papa, Just you watch!” Seems like some of this is going to his head.

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"Maddie, there's like, this weird small thing askin' me to imagin-- Whuh?" Aaron looks down at the small human child. "...Huh??"

The child stood there, staring up at the larger creature in front of them. Gripping a small wooden sword, They extended their arm, pointing it towards the other.

 “…Are you a jockey? My Momma said that’s what horse people are called, you know!”

[winkingwaterfallian]

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Rhys continued to stare at Aaron, although He let the toy sword rest at his side instead of pointed towards the larger creature.

 “I’m not lost! I’m right here! My Momma always said if I know where I am I’m not lost! Nuh-uh! Besides I got my sword! That’d keep me safe if I were lost, My Papa made it for me and He said it’d keep me safe!”

The child continued to ramble, but it was true, He knew where He was; right here with this strange ‘Jockey’ creature, although where ‘here’ was was lost to him. Even if it didn’t bother his mind, it was true He was lost in a way.

Aaron tries to hold in his laughter, remembering that this kid was, in fact, his brother-in-law. Wow, he was tiny.

* Aight, where’re you headed then, little man? Careful with that.

He asks a question he was sure Rhys wouldn’t be able to answer, but who knows? Maybe the magic gave him a different sorta drive.

Sure, the kid was armed, but Aaron felt like it’d be best for Mad to stay somewhat close to home when the magic wore off. If that wouldn’t work, he at least wanted to at least keep an eye on him, just in case.

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The Child simply kept the toy pointed at Aaron, staring as if He were the most interesting thing around him at the moment, which, let’s face it, He honestly was being the giant of a monster He was.

 “I’m heading...um...I don’t know! I’m just exploring, findin’ things, and having fun. As long as I come home before suppertime, I’m fine though. Mama’d chew me out if I was late for supper.”

Rhys seemed to love to talk about his parents, but despite that, He was too excited and hyper to just calmly talk and follow the other monster. Yet perhaps, if He could, it might be best ot lead him home in some way.