Ask The Razor

You find yourself in the basement of the cabin. And on the other side of that basement is a Sweet and Innocent Princess. You're here to talk to her.

[asktherazor]

Welcome, heroic slayers, world-ending princesses, and painfully mortal men, to the current residence of a Piercing Heart!

I’ve never run an ask blog before, so I apologize if my improvisation is confusing or unusual at times. I always try my best to stay in character, though!

Razor talks like this!

*Narration is written like this.*

Mod comments look like this.

The rules:

-keep it SFW. (Flirting is still very much acceptable!)

-interactions with other ask blogs are welcome, but keep in mind that Razor does already know a version of the other characters. For simplicity’s sake and to prevent individual interpretations of characters from being imposed upon, these interactions are sort of “multiverse”-like events (similar to how VOT Sexyman works)

We got a strawpage!

It's pretty bare bones atm, sine I want to put more on there but I don't think I can handle actual art request just yet. Feel free to doodle a lil something for Razor in the meantime!

Right here!

Tags of note:

#razor replies - asks that Razor has answered

(NOTE: for conversations in reblog chains, only the most recent response will be tagged with the Razor Replies tag (aka all previous reblogs will have this tag removed) so as to keep the tag from getting overcluttered with one conversation. Sometimes a message chain will also be continued in a new thread for the same reason. Long story short, it should streamline the process if you want to read previous interactions.)

#art from outside the cabin - any art that isn't mine

#that doesn't sound like me! - textpost which (hopefully) very much fit Razor

#absolute cinema - animatics and the absolute cinema meme (you're probably gonna see a lot of the absolute cinema meme on this blog)

#we interrupt your regularly scheduled stabbing to bring you this psa - mod talk/announcements

and more will be added later. (as they are needed)

Have fun!

-Whispering Mod

Where better is it to find truth than in moments of vulnerability?

Your punishment for making it down this far is brain rot razor/j

[that-vexaholic-cryptid]

Like to STAB

Reblog to STAB AGAIN

[veryagileglasofwater]

Stabby stab stab

[ligamentgirl]

@asktherazor

[asktherazor]

Whaaaaaaat? Why would you tag me on a post about stabbing people? I would never stab anybody!

[ligamentgirl]

literally you in the picture queen

[asktherazor]

It is? Wow! I’m soooo cute, don’tcha think?

*She bats her eyelashes, giving you a look that suggests that there is only one right answer to this question.*

[asktherazor]

You still here?

Why wouldn’t I be? It’s not like I have anywhere else to go or anything!

[that-vexaholic-cryptid]

Like to STAB

Reblog to STAB AGAIN

[veryagileglasofwater]

Stabby stab stab

[ligamentgirl]

@asktherazor

[asktherazor]

Whaaaaaaat? Why would you tag me on a post about stabbing people? I would never stab anybody!

[necrowyrm]

I think I should be able to gorily tear open my own flesh and withdraw a blade formed of my own bones. Thats the type of shit I should be doing not applying for jobs on indeed.com

[someonefunn]

Slaytober Day 16: The Razor (ft. The Voice of the Cheated)

[pixiefeatherkw3]

Mary Cutter McGee (the fourth) or smth

Finally a Razor design! I don't have much to say about her, she is all shapes and primery colors, a pure clear existance over here

[calvinsarchive]

[ichyamleck]

Can't believe I had missed Slay the Princess' birthday. The best of the princesses, for me and all of the razor girlies out there

[a-decent-human-being5]

When you repeatedly stab someone but you’re also literally just a silly girl

[purrrgronar]

Look into her innocent eyes and tell me if she could cut you into small pieces while laughing merrily in the process? Of course, this is all hypothetical.

[kiexe-dibujos]

RAZOR RAZOR RAZOR RAZOR RAZOR RAZOR RAZOR RAZOR RAZOR RAZOR

Yes, i see it

[veryagileglasofwater]

Razor!!!!!

[thelocalcoyote]

I was in the car alllllllllllllll day yesterday, so ofc I drew her. And tried something new.

Hope you have a great day! ❤️

[asktherazor]

She rotates into existence, like a sheet of paper viewed precisely from its side except infinitely thinner. Her smile does not quite reach her eyes as she stares at you.

“Hello! How are you? I thought you might be lonely, so I just decided to come in and say ‘hi’! See if you want me to help make you happy.”

(@ask-deconstructed-damsel)

Hiiiii flat Damsy! It’s so nice to see you!

You know what would make me really happy? If you stood right here in front of me!

[ask-deconstructed-damsel]

“Wow! It’s like you know me already!”

She stands directly in front of you, arms behind her back. If you squint, it’s sort of like a funhouse mirror. …Eh. Not really.

“Here I am! Should I do anything next?”

[asktherazor]

Greaaaat greaaaat, just like that. Now, close your eyes! I have something exciting to show you! tee hee!

[ask-deconstructed-damsel]

“Oh, it must be really exciting if I need to close my eyes to see it!”

She does so. Somehow, this doesn’t lessen the feeling of being stared at. Whether you mind or notice is up in the air.

“I’m ready!”

[asktherazor]

*She smiles at the her, a rather...peculiar...expression on her face.*

...

Aaaaaawesome, awesome.

Um. This is great. What you're doing, that is! Uh, now, um, now I can...show you...uh...

*She shifts awkwardly on her feet and laughs nervously lightly.*

Ahhhaha, actually, how about we chat a little bit first before I show you the surprise! Yessss, tell me all about yourself!

[ask-deconstructed-damsel]

“That’s a great idea! Builds up suspense. You’re very good at this. Well… I’m here to make you happy!”

“I… was in a basement, like this one! A little harder, less smooth. I’ve started a name collection, if you want to hear it!”

Pause. Something twitches, though it’s not quite clear what.

“I have a junior back in my spot with the rest of mes. Us? You’re also a me, so I’m not sure. Or am I a you?”

“I think that’s everything! Do you want me to listen to you talk about yourself? Like what you’ve been doing here before I arrived!”

[asktherazor]

*She opens and closes her mouth a few times before managing to speak.*

Okaaaaaaaaaay...uh...

What was that about a name collection?

[ask-deconstructed-damsel]

“Oh! I’ve been given lots of names since I left the cabin! Let’s see, there’s Damsel, Demsal, Flat Damsy - that one’s from you! - Yuri, and Shifty! Though I’m starting to think Shifty wasn’t really my name, just another name for me in general. And Yuri might mot’ve been a name.”

“I want to thank you for that, by the way. Naming me Flat Damsy. I like when people give me names, so it was nice when that was one of the first things you said!”

“Anyway, I’m feeling very suspensed now, so I think the surprise is ready now, too! Whenever you feel is best!”

[asktherazor]

*She simply stares for a moment longer before her face simply lights up with her typical level of delight.*

...Ok!!!

*She skewers you.*

[veryagileglasofwater]

I love my wife the razor from slay the princess!!! (Also I would appreciate ideas on which moment from slay the princess to do next :D)

[asktherazor]

have you met all of the other princesses? who's your favorite? and who's your least favorite?

Why yes! I am very familiar with the other princesses. My favorite’s Prizzy! We can hang out for hours at a time. I do all the talking, and she does the listening. And she is such a good listener! She doesn’t even have to ask me questions or respond to what I’m saying, she’s that

She’s also very good at being stabbed, although she doesn’t like it that much. But we get along great together. We’re practically best friends!

As for my least favorite…it’s gotta be Spectre. She’s just so annoyingggggg.

[askstpprisoner]

I like you too, I like it when people don't make me talk. I don't like it as much when i'm stabbed, but it's fine. I think everyone likes Ms. Damsel, but I don't know if anyone is actually all that close with her. We're, um... cousins, I think. Or maybe sisters. Anyway, my least favorite is Ms. Adversary, she irritates me.

[asktherazor]

Aww, thanks, Prizzy!

Although I don't think you're the same Prisoner I normally know, I just know she feels the same way.

But you seem pretty awesome, too! Come talk with me anytime!