Ask the Vampire King

this is a blog. a blog where i do things

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people still follow this blog holy crap

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*Walking Infront Of Your Place When I Spot You* Oh. My. GLOB. *Runs Up, Hugs Your Ankles* OH MER GAWD, I LURVE YOU! O3O *Gets Up And Walks Away Like Nothing Ever Happened* ouo

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Awww you're so cute omg ;3; just look at you being adorable wow [whispers] so fucking cute oh my god

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Are you Marshall lee

no i’m joe jonas

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Marshall ‘how many dicks can I fit up my ass’ Lee

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what if i didn't finish this ever

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My friend says you're a sexy beast and she will always love you.

gosh darn right

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Marshall... Will you be my boyfriend? -Fionna

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Give me a llama! >:( I WANT MY LLAMA MAN!!!

darling i am not made of llamas you have to wait until your birthday

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Would you like a duck?

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Hey Marshie, Y U so sexy?

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i got a new shirt in the mail today and i thought he would look cute in it uwu

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Who do you fancy Marshall Lee? Fionna? Gumball? Other?

here i’ll draw a chart

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man i don't even wanna think about outfits after what gumball made me dress up in for a da-- uh, get together

you know what i'm just gonna go naked everywhere

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they're cute and i love them ;w;

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hey Marshall!! haven't seen ya in the Nightosphere in a while what ya been up to?

oh y’know just doin some things that dont involve going in the nightosphere

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marshall do u even lift

of course i do i’m so hot you could melt butter on these abs