Ask the Red vs Blue AIs

Have you ever wanted to ask one of the AIs from Red vs Blue a question? Now is your chance

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How is Ryan doing?

Theta: He’s doing great, thanks! We’re having a lot of fun, he runs with me while I do skateboard tricks!

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Do any of you have any idea what happened to Georgia?

Delta: His experimental jetpack malfunctioned, resulting in him careening into space and eventually hitting a window of the Mother of Invention and slowly sliding down.

Sigma: No one’s seen him since.

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Magic anon Teleports reds and blues and The entirety of Chorus to a shield world activates Halo

It wasn’t very effective.

This is a blog for the AIs only. M!As here can’t control the Reds, Blues or Chorusians.

~M

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Downloads every single piece of pornography in history ever into everyone's root directory

Sigma: Not enough room on our drive. Nice try though.

Theta: I don’t think there’s enough room on any drive for all that.

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councilor: we need to come up with a convincing story to explain Florida's absence Director: ah yes I have the perfect plan I'll BLOW UP AN ENTIRE STATE YES THIS IS ONLY LOGICAL

Epsilon: …Basically.

Sigma: This is the man who shot a laser beam at a skyscraper while his agents were still on the roof of it.

[asktheredvsblueais]

Anyone going to be at MCM London this weekend? Come along to the RTUK meet up at 4:00!!

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How in the hell did Project Freelancer sink Florida?

Epsilon: Bombs. Or maybe they made a giant tsunami. Or cut through the state boarder and set it adrift. I don’t know!

[asktheredvsblueais]

Why don't you have a dog?

Delta: We do have a dog. Or, more specifically, Theta has a dog.

Theta: His name’s Ryan and he’s an AI husky! I love him so much! One of the askers gave him to me a while back.

[asktheredvsblueais]

So out of all the AI Freelancer partnerships, which one had the best? from what i can tell it was either North and Theta, or Carolina and Epsilon

Delta: It is difficult to define “the best” as there are so many different aspects to the integration. Which set of partners got on the best? Agent North and Theta certainly got on, but so did Gamma and Agent Wyoming, Epsilon and Agent Carolina and myself and York.

Gamma: All partnerships showed an increase in efficiency and success after integration. Carolina and Epsilon possibly showed the greatest increase, but it is difficult to quantify against the others as they were not partnered at the same time.

Sigma: If you want “the best” as in who integrated with one another the best, that would most likely be York and Delta.

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Delta, did you ever get annoyed by York?

Delta: Frequently, particularly at the beginning of our partnership. Our methods and opinions clashed and caused many arguments, and while these gradually became discussions and debates, but we certainly still had our differences and various habits or actions that would frustrate the other.

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I feel like a conversation with Gamma and Delta is basically that question about the guards that always lie or tell the truth. Except in this case we know which is which but still

Gamma: Oh, that’s a good one. Delta always telling the truth, good joke.

Delta: I am certainly not as frequent with my lies as you.

Gamma: I believe the line is “a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. It’s the honest ones you want to watch out for”.

[asktheredvsblueais]

Santa is there anything in the archives that relates to an alien with teal/aqua armor with blue highlights because we know of this alien

Santa: I assume you are referring to Captain Tucker’s son? Yes, there is information on him, though not much I have access to for the moment.

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Omega, I know that because that you are pure rage, you lack a definitive personality and it becomes an angrier version of whoever you possessed. Was there ever a time where that bothered you?

Omega:  Anger is all I need! Anger is so strong, it can take over any personality and I can bend their feeble minds to my will! Why would I want anything more than that?

[asktheredvsblueais]

Have anyone seen a fan fiction with the new ai's

I assume you mean the fragments from Epsilon? I’ve seen a few stories set after season 13 that had them in. Try AO3.

~M

[asktheredvsblueais]

Why's Monopoly banned?

Epsilon: Because the absolute last thing we need is the historic drama that comes with it.

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*boops omega* Yolo

Omega: How dare you! You insignificant bone bag, you dare boop me?! I will rip your guilty finger from your hand!

[asktheredvsblueais]

(( Hopes and prays to roosterteeth that Sheila and Sister will come back for season 15 somehow bc I need me some more ladies in the Sim Troops))

Oh God, please! Give us the girls back! I had hoped so much for them and 479er in season 14, but alas (though we did get some Sister, yay!!).