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Welcome to the Café! Here to serve up coffee and answers! [Mun is NukeKioh/askhuebird]

[asktherhythmbarista]

What's with the goat?

“It was supposed to make some really good milk, according to Saffron, but I could never get it to make any with how much it ate. I swear it actually got bigger each time it did, so I’m having Saffron figure that out for me. Says that it needs to go out for walks, but I’m too small to walk a goat triple my size.”

“To be honest, I’m still worried that goat is suddenly going to grow and grow until it’s bigger than my Café.”

[asktherhythmbarista]

Where did a dog get headphones from?

“Back when I was just a young pup, I was all alone, out in the cold and rain with no coverage. Out of nowhere, this young man walked up and found me, and brought me to his home. At some point or another, he accidentally dropped his headphones and I had managed to get a hold of them, put them over my ears, and well... It was playing something I was unfamiliar with at the time. Music... Loud music. Being the young one I was, though, I immediately got attached to these things, and wouldn’t let go, even if he wanted them back. Eventually, he just let me keep wearing them. Good times...”

“Ever since he went away, I’ve always worn these headphones to never forget him and our friendship. That, and they’ve held up great, really good quality.”

[[Most of this is sort of canon by the way if you hold the comics up as canon lol]

[asktherhythmbarista]

“Welcome back to the Café! Sorry for being closed for a while, an incident happened involving a Huebird and some coffee. Long story. Anyway, care for a cup? ...Oh, a question? Sure, ask away.”

[[The Barista is ready to serve and answer questions!]]

[asktherhythmbarista]

“We’ll talk later.”