ask "the room" cast.

@asktheroom

blog for "the room" characters. ask whichever questions you would like to the cast of the excellent tommy wiseau film, "the room". RULES: -- you are asking the CHARACTERS questions, NOT the actors or film-makers. as such, questions like, "why did tommy wiseau decide to shoot the film in both digital AND film?" will be ignored.

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Does Lisa look sexy in her red dress?

LISA: You’re actually asking this? Don’t you have eyes?

PS: Hit me up on Tindr. Just don’t call my home phone. There was some… unpleasantness last time.

So, how is your sex life?

MIKE: I would say it is mooooooreeeee than satisfactory. Wink. WINK. By which I mean, it’s incredible and she gives the best blow jobs, man.

Are you my rose, are you my rose, are you my roooose?

JOHNNY: You MUST be that nice LADY from the flower SHOP. HOW is your DOGGIE?

How is Lisa's mom dealing with her breast cancer?

CLAUDETTE: Oh, you know what, I think doctors make cancer out to be a MUCH bigger deal than it actually is. I feel JUST fine. Oh, but you know who DOESN’T feel fine? My friend SYBIL. Now, SHE’S having a really terrible case of arthritis, to the point where she can’t even KNIT, if you can believe that, and...

LISA: MOM. That was the whole QUESTION.

CLAUDETTE: Well, I guess young people these days don’t have the attention span for proper story-telling!

Why does Denny like to watch you guys?

JOHNNY: Denny LIKES to watch Lisa and ME talk because we ARE a true and loving COUPLE who are perfect for EACH other. I’d DO anything for LISA.

DENNY: Uh, yeah... That’s it.

lisa what was it like having tommy wiseau have sex with your navel???

LISA: Who the hell is Tommy Wiseau? I’ve only ever had sex with one man, and that’s Johnny, my future husband.

Did you hit her, Johnny?

JOHNNY: Is not TRUE, it’s BULLSHIT.

MARK: Actually, Johnny is definitely telling the truth. Lisa is a psycho.

PETER: Lisa is, and always has been, a sociopath. She can’t love anyone!

#psychologist #peter #tommy #johnny #the room #tommy wiseau #mark #greg sestero

Is Denny still addicted to drugs?

DENNY: I was never addicted to drugs, okay? That was just a big misunderstanding. I’m happy with my life! I have Lisa, I have Johnny, and I have my own apartment! Thanks for paying for my apartment, Johnny.