you know i'm no good

Santana Lopez-Pierce. Happily married to Brittany. Recording artist.

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FMK- Brittany, Quinn, Mercedes

Ugh you've got to be kidding me. You people seriously have nothing better to do with your lives. I already

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what is your vice? (wrath, greed, pride, lust, gluttony, sloth, envy)

Greed. Nah, it's lust.

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Mercy: Of course they are! We dem bad bitches no one wanted to cross but everyone loved lol

Mercy: I'm back. Spending with Ari! I think Kurt and I are gonna take the girls on a spa day. Also had a sleep over with Q. Are you ready to send that demo off?

Santana: 💯

Santana: That's awesome. Glad you got to spend some quality time with Porcelain and Q. And yeah... I think I'm ready to send it to you first, so that's a step in the right direction. Here goes nothing...

Santana: https://soundcloud.com/user-844797817/radio-silence?utm_source=clipboard&utm_medium=text&utm_campaign=social_sharing

Santana: And here's one that is produced a little better. https://soundcloud.com/aniyah-simone-434826568/prayer-for-the-broken-naya-rivera?utm_source=clipboard&utm_medium=text&utm_campaign=social_sharing

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askthemike​:

Mike watched as Santana ran into a few cars and sent them into the wall. “I was a Titan, bring your worst,” he joked about their high school football teams sometimes less than stellar performance. Once she was a little closer. He hit a car which then hit her. He continued to keep a car between them, hitting a few between them as he angled for a good position. Every time he was almost there, he had to move or was almost jostled by another car.

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“Oh please! You guys were mediocre at best.” Santana laughed. “Nah, but there were a few times you guys were great. Coach Bieste really did a good job there.” She commented. It had been agonizing to cheer for a losing football team, but her junior and senior year the team was actually good, so it made it a bit easier for her as one of the Cheerios. 

She continued to ram cars into the corners, once Mike drove toward her, she began to struggle. There was a car in between them and she couldn’t get to him. Perhaps he was giving her a run for her money. 

A smirk played across her face when she was able to get away from the car that was between them. She drove around it so that she was approaching the other side of Mike’s yellow car. “Ready to get run off?” She snickered. 

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ELLIOTT📱SANTANA

Elliott: Woah woah, no need to get defensive. I'm just saying that comparatively it doesn't seem all that bad. Ha, you admitted you had fun! I don't know, it's a cute little atmosphere. Quaint. And, there are some pretty cool people. Do you know Hartley Harris?

Santana: I'm not defensive, I promise. I guess it can be cute at times, you're right. Yeah, I've spoken to him online a couple of times. But we never actually met face to face yet. Why?

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askthewarblerblaine​:

“I would appreciate that Santana, thank you,” Blaine smiled. “There is nothing wrong with a map. I want to take a road trip, maybe next summer now, drive out to Cooper in California by following various routes. Stop and see various tourist traps, eat at diners, and so on,” he explained. “Take one route out, take another back.” Blaine nodded, remembering with some delayed awkwardness that Santana had been close to her grandmother, who wasn’t the most supportive about aspects in her life.

“Be real, even when they hate you,” Blaine offered a weak smile. “Probably some of the best advice I’ve ever been given.” His smile grew. “Yes. I’m excited for all the changes coming up. That might sound horrible, considering, but I’m trying to focus on the positive.” Blaine nodded. “This is the worst honestly, looking for somewhere new.”

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“Oh that’s really cool and sounds fun.” Santana mused genuinely. Perhaps she would have to try that road trip method with Brittany some time. They didn’t travel as much as she’d like, but it would be great to have more adventures together. They were both very focused on their work, but it was always nice to change things up and have some fun. 

“Exactly.” Santana nodded. “It is the best advice I have given, I know.” She shrugged her shoulders. She couldn’t imagine having to go through a divorce and essentially falling out of love with someone. Especially Brittany. “I think that’s all you can do... Stay positive.” She encouraged. 

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ELLIOTT📱SANTANA

Elliott: You know I will always respect your opinions, but I'm still searching for what's so bad about your hometown.

Santana: Uhm excuse you? You went there for what? One event? That was the most fun I've had there in years. In general it is a shit show. But what about it makes it so special?

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askthesebastiansmythe​:

Exactly. What else would they talk about? I bet they’re already bored out of their corn-loving minds. 

PM: Pretty glad that part’s over too. Watching the ugly underside of dead marriages was part of why I quit law. It’s a tough game to watch play out. And this is why I came to you with this. It’s the blunt honesty for me. I know I wasn’t exactly innocent back in the day, but that was just that; back in the day. Past tense. I didn’t do anything this time, I actually tried to help them stay together and I’ve helped them both out since the split. Storage, daycare, studio time, whatever. I hope Kurt can forgive me one day. I know he blames me for what happened and he’s waiting for me to capitalize on it. But there isn’t a villain here. It just happened. He will find someone, he’s a catch too. And who’s to say it’ll wok out for me either? Maybe it will, maybe it won’t. I’m tired of not trying though, it’s not my style. 

Most likely. 

PM: That makes sense. If I were ever to do any form of law I’d hate doing family. I think I’d want to do business law. That could be boring but interesting at the same times. It is tough. You’re right, I am the perfect person to go to for this because I’m not going to sugarcoat it and I’m also not going to be a total bitch either. Even though there are times I’m tempted to be.  It’s a shitty situation. No. You weren’t innocent, but it takes a real person to admit it. You did the best you could, Bas. Plus, you have been helping them, so it will all even out eventually. Kurt will forgive you because he’ll realize it wasn’t meant to be. He’ll definitely find someone. In fact, maybe I should help him in that department. You never know. History is something, experience is everything. Maybe don’t rely so much on your history with Blaine. Maybe work on creating something new. 

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askthehartleyharris​:

I think for me, it’s a difference in culture. I know there are some hearing people that researched each other too, I heard about it and there were blogs for a reason, but for me it’s just what I’m used to. In my community, we all know everything about each other. If something happens to someone on the other side of campus at Haverbrook, I know within the same day, even if I’m not there. That sort of thing. It really is like the gossip trees on television, we’re very blunt and we talk about everything. When it came time to compete, it just felt like going in blind too if I didn’t know anything about anyone else. And there are some things we can only read, like I do have some hearing (most people aren’t 100% without sound of any kind) but I’ve read about your singing in detail. You’re very good. It was fun being at McKinley, yes. Maybe it’s a good reason to do more collabs between schools. Did you hear about the WAP interpreter too? She made big headlines for her work on tour. I like Bodak Yellow, it makes me feel badass. I put two different versions up to show that it’s not a literal translation, ASL covers are interpretations. They can differ from person to person, depending on how they choose to put words to metaphor.  

That makes a lot of sense. It is a social norm for your culture. I don’t judge that, I think it’s interesting. I think it is both comforting and freaky to know everything about everyone. Growing up in Lima was like that, but maybe because you guys are so intentially involved it is like that times 1000. The blunt is something I can definitely get behind. I like that and embrace it. Thank you. I always tried my best, and singing was just something that came natural to me. You’re good from what I have seen so far. I think the school collaborations are really good. I’d be down to do something with you guys. Or maybe you and I can do a duet. I love me some Cardi. That’s really cool. Not a literal translation either, and depends on person to person. I’ll have to learn some ASL so I can talk with you in person next time. 

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askthemike​:

Mike smiled.  “Awe Santana.  I appreciate that.  Even though I know iit’s 95% Briittany.”  He nodded his head.  “I hoped you would.  It’s the best.  I know it’s like the appetizer you fill up on s you don’t actually eat the entrée but there is nothing saying it can’t be desert too.”

When they made their way onto the platform, Mike looked around and choose a yellow car in the corner.  He folded his long legs into the car and sat down, before laughing.  “Alright.  Let’s do this.  Then we’ll see who’s paying for dinner.”  His strategy, to start was to focus on running other cars off, and stay away from the corners.  

“Hey, you said it yourself. It’s definitely 95% Brittany.” Santana stated simply. “Who said anything about not eating the  entrée? When I go there, I still devour all of it. I basically starve myself beforehand. But still.” She mused. “Me and Britt used to make that same waitress that worked there all the time give us free pasta too.” She smiled to herself. Sure, she was a little rude to the waitress at times, but she hadn’t meant any harm by it. 

Once they were both buckled into the cars, Santana smirked at Mike when he confirmed he was ready to start. “You’re about to get destroyed, Michael.” She warned. Santana slammed on the gas pedal in the car and began checking other cars. She rammed them into the walls as she started moving toward Mike. 

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askthefuturequinn​:

PM: I know, I know, I know, I was working too much. I usually say I work a lot, because you know I love my work, but after this week…it felt like I work too much. After linking arms with you on one side and Tina on my left, and singing with everyone, and catching up with so many people…it made me remember what it is to live a little slower, and feel more love in my life. I didn’t have time to  catch up with everyone, because I had to work. For the first time, when my mom was nagging me about settling down and marrying Sebastian, I genuinely agree with her. Not about Sebastian of course, but about settling down.

PM: Hey, it’s okay Q. Don’t beat yourself up. It sounds like you almost had a religious experience. Kidding. But, if that was something that helped you learn to take things a little slower, then I’m glad this weekend helped you. Marriage is no joke. But I think if you’re ready for that, you should go for it. Find someone who makes you happy and who is on the same page about making it a permanent thing. I think it would be good for you. Especially since you want to settle down.

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Mercy: I am almost always right babe

Mercy: Lol

Mercy: Girl!!!!!! We have been saying that for years! We were robbed then and we were robbed at Sectionals!

[Two Days Later]

Mercy: Where are you?!

Santana: It's bullshit. They're intimidated by strong women.

Santana: Back in New York now. What about you?

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askthewarblerblaine​:

“Would you mind sharing it with me?  If I wanted to get out of here?” Blaine asked.  “That was my grandparents place for me,” he nodded.  “That was where I went when Cooper was being a pest.  Or more like I was being the pest and he’d had enough of me.”  The age difference between he and Cooper had made their relationship strained at times.  But he was grateful that he had Cooper in his life none the less.  

Blaine laughed.  “This is true.  You’ve never been shy at that or anything, that I can think of.  Sometimes I wish I could be more like that.”  He nodded his head.  “Nick lived just across the hall the two years I was at Dalton, so it’s almost like living together.  Sort of.  Maybe.  And I already know Cooper’s roommate too, and if he can live with Cooper…” Blaine trailed off with an easy laugh.  He gave Santana a genuine smile.  “You know I adore you and Britt, but like you said, maybe it’s time you guys went it on your own.  Plus with the current situation with Hepburn,” he nodded, “I should really look at something more solid and stable, than crashing with friends.”  

“Will do. It’s pretty lame, but I have a map because like I said it is deep into the woods.” She mused. She nodded along with him. Her Abuela’s place was where she grew up, so it was somewhat safe, even though it was a dangerous place growing up. “That’s good your grandparents were a safe place for you.” Santana stated simply. She was not going there. At least not today. It did make her think about her Abuela. She had come to the wedding, but even after these last few years, the relationship was still strained. 

A playful smrik played across her lips. “It just comes naturally to me. I say be real. No matter what the real is. For you, it is a little less assertive, but at least I know what I see is what I get with you. It’s the same with me.” She shrugged. She nodded as Blaine explained the arrangement he could have with Nick or Cooper’s friend. “So either way it’ll be good for you. That is all we can hope for.” She mused. Santana sighed. “Yeah, you’re right. We do need to be on our own right now.” She didn’t have  children, but she couldn’t imagine what it would be like to have a child and to have to figure out a living situation on top of that. “Yeah... It’s hard in New York, but I’m sure you’ll find something. It just might take a little longer than you’d like it to.”

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Have you ever written a poem or a song about someone?

I suppose now is as good of a time as any to release one of my demos. I wrote this back when Britt and I got back together.

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Have you ever gotten a song you dislike stuck in your head?

Unfortunately, yes. And now that you've brought this up, I got the worst song ever written stuck in my head. What Does the Fox Say? I can't believe we ever performed that.

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Can you play any instruments?

I can play the piano. Nothing like Brad could, but I get by.

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What is one duet or group performance you would have liked to have done in Ohio?

Anything the Unholy Trinity could have done. Next time me, Q, and Britt are going to do something. That's a promise. How could everyone not have experienced that? I'm sure everyone's feeling empty.