Stop spamming us, it's really annoying

We're not active anymore, personal accounts of the muns are Homogeenilamppu and Dudadrawings17

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Vik(mun): I honestly have a stroke every time one of ya fuckers spam like this blog (derogatory)

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Hey. I need some advice. I'm a lesbian and I've already come out to my parents but I'm nervous about coming out to my friends and the rest of my family. What should I do?

Duda (mun):  honey, glad you came out to your parents! For many people, this is the hardest part, since many parents are conservative and/or homophobics (just to make clear, I’m not saying that being conservative is necessarily the same as being homophobic). For your friends and the rest of the family, here is what I think: you should come out to your friends. If they are REALLY your friends, it’s not gonna make any difference to them, they will love you just like before. If some of them don’t, and start to reject you, better for you! It means they were never your real friends! For the rest of the family... I’d say just with the ones you feel comfortable enough to open up about it. In the end, only you know when or who to talk to. Good luck <3

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What did everyone do for Halloween? (If you celebrated it that is)

Max(mun): I had a little party with my roommate and a few friends of ours. The slashers on the other hand, well, their usual stuff

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Do the Muns have discord servers?

Duda (mun): I do. You can find me as Duda Mietlicki#7264

Max(mun): I do too, but I like to keep it private since I only talk with my Among Us group on there

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You guys should really listen to the song WAP!

Max(mun): *inhales* Can ya little kids get the fuck out of our blog? I really feel like turning anon questions off

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Wait how do gay couples get pregnant

Duda (mun): we already answered this, but ok: Sadako has a penis, Freddy is a dream demon, Pennywise is a shapeshifter and Michael and Ghostface used the necronomicon to have a child. You’re welcome :)

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What happens if any of you come home injured?

Freddy: nothing that some time and a good fuck with Jason can’t resolve!

Jason: *shrugs*

Michael: deal with it until it heals.

Ghostface: Some bandages here, some painkillers there and there it is.

Creeper: you DO watch our movies, right? then, you know the answer for me and Penny.

Pennywise: *nods*

Kayako: Sadako and I are ghosts, we can’t be injured.

Sadako: but if we could, dead as hell would be who tried to hurt my wife!

Maria: Hanni takes good care of me! <3

Hannibal: actually, she cries to me to take care of her.

Leo: Both I and Vincent know how to take care of each other. It's mostly me who has to stitch him up every now and then

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So who won in the Fedora contest with freddy and creeper?

Freddy: oh, you know the answer! *finger guns*

Creeper: in your dreams, pizza face!

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Wait you take a bath in the lake? A lake is a body of water, and Jason is afraid of water. Did he overcome his phobia or something?

Pam: daddy us still afraid of water, but he feels better to deal with it since dad started to go with him.

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hi jason is well hug you i'm 12 years old

Max: Um, chil, you're way too fucking young to be looking at this acc let alone this website. Also what makes you think that a serial killer would hug you and not snap your neck the second they spot you???

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*holds a turtle* Pennywise, hold it

Pennywise: No ❤️

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how did michael react when he got beat up by busta rhymes

Max: Sorry, in this house any Halloween movie after Halloween 2 doesn't exist.

Ghostface: Halloween 2018 was decent though.

Max: Yeah but people use it as an excuse to ship Michael and Laurie.

Ghostface: ... True

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Jason! You are the best! Your like a really good parent without the drinks and stuff. Great job being a dad

Jason: <3 <3 <3

Freddy: yeah yeah, ok! He really is a good husband and father... But damn, sometimes I wish he wouldn’t give us these fucking bone crushing hugs!!

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Creeper? What do you think of pennywise as a spider?

Creeper: *shrugs* I love them however they are. No matter which form they take.

Pennywise: own darling! <3

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Hey can I get tour of your camp crystal lake house?

Kayako: there’s nothing much to see here, you know... It’s the same Camp Crystal Lake you used to see in movies, just with some adaptations. Since Jason is the camp’s owner, obviously the biggest bedroom is his and Freddy’s. Nearby are the bedrooms of Pamela and Jesse, and on the other side are the bedrooms of Jaxon and Michael and Colin. Sada, Toshio, Tomoyo and I “sleep” (we don’t really sleep, we are dead, we only rest) in the same room, next to the kitchen. The bathroom is outside. Creeper, Pennywise and Randy sleep at the basement they builded up when they arrived here. Aaand there’s the lake, the forest... hm I guess it’s just that. :)

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*runs up to the slashers* Do you have some games?

*Everyone points to Ghostface*

Ghostface: ok, ok, I might have some addiction, but hey! 

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So what happened to that anon who broke into your house?

Ghostface: just guess! What do you think it happens to someone who breaks into a bunch of killer’s house?