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@askthesprites
⭐🌙Ask the sprites!🌙⭐
We're opening our ask box over on @askthesprites for questions for Stellar Bonds' Star Sprite Siblings, Starlow and Lunaris!
So feel free to ask away any questions you may have for those two and possibly any others you might want to ask about!
You can totally trust us (SageRodBomb and ILiekPenguinz/GameReel/Mario) to never intervene in any asks, trust.
Uh… Hello there! I’m Ferrari1Fanatic. I thought of saying something: If Starlow and Lunaris (Of which that’s you both) were to appear in a fan game called “Stellar Bonds”, For giant battles… …Would you two have Giant Forms, like Luigi did in “Dream Team” for the 3DS?
⭐: I don't think Toads would make fangames of us. I guess a stageplay or a book is possible, though. 🌙: Do they even have electricity? 🔥: grumble I wouldn't mind being big for once. ⚡: Well, Bowser turned giant because his genetics are a magic mess, and I turned giant because dream power or something. I don't see how or why two Star Sprites would grow like that. Oh, it's quite simple, really, we just ███ ██████████ █████ ████████ ██████████ ████████ ███ ███████████ █████. … What was that? I… don't know. I'm trying to say that ████████ █████████████ ██ ████████ ██ █ ████████████ ████████-
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📽️: You know too much. 💣: Can't be revealing any secrets now.
Starlow, do you love Dreambert?
⭐: No. 🌙: Wait, what? No flustered reaction? That's cold. Wonder why that may be. And what does that mean. I'm sure you and I both know what that means, sis.
Hey guys?
Can you add the ability for us to share photos?
And...
ᴿᵃⁿᵈᵒᵐ 𝐭𝐞𝐱𝐭!
Sure, use that ability wisely though!
To both Starlow and Lunaris, what is “Star Spirit Law”?
⭐: The most sacred of- 🌙: Stupid, boring rules. YOU.
What? How did you do that? Why are you white?
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📽️: No white people were harmed in the making of this post. But our braincells were. You're welcome. 💣: I'm so sorry for causing this. I'm not. I know.
This is to everyone!
If you could go ANYWHERE (with no limits or restrictions) where are you going and why?
This can be in the Mushroom Kingdom, Sarasaland, heck, it doesn't even have to be from the Mushroom Universe! So Planet Popstar and The Underground (Undertale) are on the table!
⚡: I would go to uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... 🔥: Final Destination. Fox owes me 5 bucks. And a rematch. 🌙: I heard there was a good McDonalds down the street, I'd go there. ⭐: You can just fly there. Hungry. Okay??? I'd visit Samus' ship. Wonder why. Shut. She-a doesn't like people. She trusts like 5 of us max. I think she will-a tolerate you for snacks, though. uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... Sounds familiar. What are you looking at me for!? Jokes aside, maybe Green Hill? I wanna race Sonic. He also owes me 5 bucks. uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh- Why does everyone owe you money? I have connections. . Let's move on. I'd visit Little Mac.
To Mario and Luigi: Ok, I gotta ask. How the heck do you two not kill someone with your elemental powers? Like Mario you shoot fire and Luigi you can control freaking lighting!
🔥: A lot of-a self control and training. It's difficult, but we hold back because all life is-a sacred. Well, except for those who are-a truly evil and have to be stopped, I suppose. ⚡: Wait, I was supposed to hold back? I thought toon force kept everyone alive. What the Underwhere, Luigi. Knock it-a off. Just say hell, Nintendo won't find you here. Oh, right! I can swear for real! SON OF A-
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💣: [throws up hands] Abysmal Dogshit. 📽️: I too am in this episode. And now that you said it, SON OF A-
Question for Starlow: Do you like Dreambert?
⭐: In what way? I hate him less than most people. 🌙: Starlow likes men!? Eh. I'm a lesbian, I think. 🛏️: I thought you were a Star Sprite. DREAMBERT?
to starlow and lunaris:
Which bros attack could you guys do (NO SHELLS)
🌙: Bomb Derby, watch this! ⭐: Would I take Mario's or Luigi's spot? They are vastly different.
waitwaitwaITWAITWAITWAIT-
[BOOM]
⚡: Would Sling Sniper with these two just be Angry Birds? 🔥: I'm not-a letting you play games on my phone again.
For the bros and the sprites, favorite Paper Mario characters?
⚡: (Watch, he's gonna say Paper Mario. They were quite chummy when they last met.) 🔥: Paper Luigi! What. 🌙: Aren't there, like, 4 Paper Mario characters? Paper Mario, Luigi, Peach and Bowser? ⭐: Paper Bowser Jr. exists. And Paper Kamek. I pick Paper Peach. WHAT. I know what you are. Paper Luigi, I guess. HE DIDN'T EVEN SHOW UP! Crinkle Goomba. I liked the Battle Cards. What. And if you want us to talk about the first three games... Koops is a vibe for me. Mario has a weird thing going on with Goombella. We all prefer to ignore it. I think Starlow would like Tippi? Don't get Lunaris close to Dimentio. What. Who. Just kidding, we're besties. Although he went missing after I introduced him to this Count Bleck guy. Wonder where he went. WHAT?????
Even though Luigi has Thunderhand, I understand him using the fire flower for certain situations, although why does Mario use fire flowers sometimes? Does it take less effort?
🔥: We didn't have these-a abilities after the Beanbean Kingdom. I think it's-a proximity to the Elemental Gods that gave us our elemental powers! But it was-a still dormant, as we attracted fire and thunder towards ourselves when Elder Princess Shroob used them in her attacks! ⚡: We forgot. We have too many gimmicks as is. Also different games have different rules. Killjoy.
lunaris, pipebomb or molotov
🌙: Pipebombs are better to the tune of "Pumped Up Kicks", so… ⭐: Oh, stars above…
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💣: Incredibly unbiased, but… Molotov. 📽️: Isn't arson a crime? Only if you get caught.
Hellooo! You all are so silly and funny and I adore you guys, I'm giving you all nice snacks and warm blankets 💛💛💛
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🌙: (Wait, dang, okay, don't mess this up, don't mess this up don't mess this up-) Thanks, I grew it myself! (DANG IT!) ⭐: Why, thank you! I'm afraid blankets don't work for us star sprites though, as we are perfect spheres. And we're also stars. Anything that touches us burns to a crisp if we're not careful. 🔥: I… wait, then why do you-a always go into my pocket? All our stuff is-a in there! It's not like I'm touching anything! Your hammer space is practically infinite anyway. ⚡: Heh. I do not envy you, bro. Oh, well. Thanks for the-a supplies! Luigi and I can certainly use them, it gets-a cold in space.
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(In another, less Stellar world, beyond the fourth wall, two weirdos write tumblr posts in a discord call)
💣: Now it's our turn to be normal about this! It's much appreciated, we do try our best. Bringing these characters to life is good practice for when we start to actually write dialogue for the game. Plus, it's fun! 📽️: I have committed countless felonies and am wanted in 25 countries. Fucking hell, man.
Mario & Luigi, who is your favorite character you fought in Super Smash Bros?
🔥: If I had to think about it, I quite enjoy sparring with-a other heroes. Sonic is a good test of reflexes. Link and Samus are amazing at-a challenging my resourcefulness. It's just a really fun way to make sure both parties improve so that we can all be better at protecting the ones we-a love! ⚡: Dedede. Screw that guy.
Starlow, I've heard that you have a different form. Someone said you referred to it as an "right headed beauty"? (OOC*sprites don't read*:I'm referring to a starlow line from Brothership)
⭐: Yeah, that was me. I referred to myself as that earlier… Like, in a previous post? I'm pretty sure it was in response to you, actually. 🌙: "Beauty" is a strong word. So is "Star Sprite", yet apparently you're still recognized as one. I- wow.
Hey Chippy- I mean starlow, did you still keep in touch with bowser after the dark star incident?
🌙: snorts I know I didn't comment on it before, but… Chippy? ⭐: (flustered) Hey, hey, I had to take on another name so Bowser wouldn't recognize me as a Star Sprite! 🌙: Interesting. This'll make for good blackmail. ⭐: Ugh. To answer the question: as I said in a previous ask, yes, I do. Sometimes, at least. We're on good terms when the bros aren't around.
Hey Star siblings, question: Would you rather have infinite games but no game console, or have all your hopes and dreams crushed. - Z.
🌙: Great question, Z, with the exact right amount of ominousness. ⭐: Well, the latter already happened, so games without a console it is for me. … And you call me dramatic. Games for me too, though.
