Ask The Wise Wolf Anything

Fools of the world, ask your questions below. Previously asked questions If you are curious about the idiot female who gives me your questions, she can be contacted here

[dat-travelin-merchant]

Guys, do you realize what this means? 

If sales of that Holo plushie go well, and if we beg them for Lawrence stuff, they might actually make Lawrence stuff. 

BLESS THE FREE MARKET!

I KNOW I cannot be the only person who would like a Lawrence and Holo plushie so I could force them to kiss and make gifs of myself doing so. 

For the love of Spice and Wolf, ask geanimation for Lawrence merchandise!!

[askthewisewolf]

Idiot female: If tumblr can make a Lawrence plushie happen, I guarantee at least one of the following will happen: 

 My faith in the fandom will have been restored enough to get Korbo answering questions again.

 I will do a giveaway for said Lawrence plushie on my Lawrence tumblr. 

Just imagine, you could have both a Holo and Lawrence plushie, and actually cuddle your OTP. You could force them to kiss and do... other things :3 You could put them in your Christmas tree and/or Chanukkah bush. The possibilities are enless!! Think of all the photos you could take!!  Korbo cosplayers could have Lawrence plushies to carry around. And Korbo would totally want one. 

Also, Happy Thanksgivikkah! 

[dat-travelin-merchant]

AsktheWiseWolf Is on Hiatus

Ok, what this means: 

I am busy with summer research and real life among other things.

It’s difficult and time consuming to get into character, try to figure out how Korbo would really respond to all your asks and foolishness, and find fitting pictures. I have a lot of questions backed up and will have Korbo answer them, but I will not open the ask box back up until she’s got to all of them. They will be answered in the order that they were received while the ask box is closed. Afterwards it’ll be open for a while, and probably closed again if a large stream of asks comes in. 

Do not send fan mail when the ask box is closed. It will be ignored. 

[dat-travelin-merchant]

Spice and Wolf Season 3 Petition!!

It’s almost at 1000 sigs, 

SIGN IT PEOPLE!!

[dat-travelin-merchant]

I will be at a convention this weekend, so Korbo’s ask box is closed. 

[askthewisewolf]

You are more than capable of answering that for yourself. Simply scroll through the "spice and wolf" tag on places called "tumblr" and "deviantart"

[kotatsukitsune-deactivated20130]

Wan~

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... oh, THAT bird. 

I would rather not pain myself with memories of that ordeal. 

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Sheep possess more fat, but have mountains of fur to get through. 

Humans are generally skin and bones, but lack the fine coat of a sheep. 

[askthewisewolf]

My ears tell me you lie!

I have already found several carriers of these apples! I shall command the fool I am traveling with to purchase some for me! You have my thanks for informing me of their existence. 

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You humans have an English word for that: "infatuation."

It comes from the Latin word "fatuus" meaning FOOL. 

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There was only the rest of my pack, whom I have not seen in centuries... 

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I do not know if he is capable.  

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If you partook in the form of worship known as Korbo Threads, you would know I used the proper "you're." 

"You're" is always to be used when followed by the word "waifu"

[foxeste]

1 note = 1 pixel for your fandom’s symbol (shown above) in an art piece I’m making

If you would like to see all of the fandoms, look through these posts

IF YOU DON’T SEE YOUR FANDOM, send me a message saying what fandoms I missed and I’ll add them

If you would like to know more about the project, read this post

FOLLOW ME TO KEEP UPDATED ON THE PROJECT/SEE THE FINISHED PROJECT

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This is kind of a cop out because there are so many animes that have tiny fandoms, and it would at least triple the number of fandoms I have to do right now. I will do a few of the larger anime fandoms separately, but this is all I can do for the rest so they are still included.

[dat-travelin-merchant]

We can’t let Spice and Wolf be lumped in with this!!! Send them messages to give Spice and Wolf it’s own damn fandom logo.

[mrgrubb]

[askthewisewolf]

Were he a proper male, he would have purchased me a corsage and smuggled in gratuitous amounts of alcohol for my enjoyment. 

[eclecticfuneral]

daki 4lyf

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Perhaps if our paths ever cross during my travels.