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ask a crazed mercenary stuff ART CREATED BY @curiosityandtheircat

[asktoten-amercenary]

"(Is this thing working?) Hey, uhm yeah I found this site on my phone and just thought I should make an ask blog!"

"So just ask questions, I guess"

[asktoten-amercenary]

opinion on the little guys

"Holy shit, it's lil guys!!!! So fucking cute!!!!"

[bunnys-best]

"holy shit i can commit cannibalism???? sick. i'll have watermelon scorpion lolipop. or your cash register. either or." -@asktoten-amercenary

"uuuhhh.. okay. Not gonna question the morals of this"

"hehehehehe"

"Webs, no"

"fineee"

"you live another day, scorpion"

[You got Scorpion Lollipop (Watermelon)!]

[asktoten-amercenary]

"Is that a fuckin threat? I'll beat this bug's ass right here right now, bitch! I'm magically dangerous motherfucker! I'll tear you to shreds!"

[bunnys-best]

"Hey! I was being nice! It's not good for business if I attack customers!"

"But I'll fight you!"

"Webs, no you won't"

"C'mon, they're challenging me! I have to!"

"No! You're not fighting anyone in here!"

"Hmph, fine"

"(grumble grumble)"

"So sorry about them, they're just a little bit too hyper today"

[asktoten-amercenary]

"you forfeit then lmao"

[bunnys-best]

"Oh, you shut up!"

"I'm just doing as I'm told to"

"if I wasn't running shop right now I would fight you, but I'm not gonna scare away customers for pettiness"

"Webs, you shouldn't be fighting anyone at all"

"Well they're the one who provoked me, so it's justified!"

"..debatable"

[asktoten-amercenary]

"Even if you do fight me, you're gonna get fucked up. I'm a contracted killer. I'm a mercenary. My job is to kill."

[bunnys-best]

"Hm. So it's bad for you to be here in general"

"I am calling the police"

[asktoten-amercenary]

"They've been tryna catch me for 3 years. haven't gotten close. Besides, I'm able to sting them. Paralyze them, sometimes even kill. also my shell is made of metal sooo."

[bunnys-best]

"holy shit i can commit cannibalism???? sick. i'll have watermelon scorpion lolipop. or your cash register. either or." -@asktoten-amercenary

"uuuhhh.. okay. Not gonna question the morals of this"

"hehehehehe"

"Webs, no"

"fineee"

"you live another day, scorpion"

[You got Scorpion Lollipop (Watermelon)!]

[asktoten-amercenary]

"Is that a fuckin threat? I'll beat this bug's ass right here right now, bitch! I'm magically dangerous motherfucker! I'll tear you to shreds!"

[bunnys-best]

"Hey! I was being nice! It's not good for business if I attack customers!"

"But I'll fight you!"

"Webs, no you won't"

"C'mon, they're challenging me! I have to!"

"No! You're not fighting anyone in here!"

"Hmph, fine"

"(grumble grumble)"

"So sorry about them, they're just a little bit too hyper today"

[asktoten-amercenary]

"you forfeit then lmao"

[bunnys-best]

"Oh, you shut up!"

"I'm just doing as I'm told to"

"if I wasn't running shop right now I would fight you, but I'm not gonna scare away customers for pettiness"

"Webs, you shouldn't be fighting anyone at all"

"Well they're the one who provoked me, so it's justified!"

"..debatable"

[asktoten-amercenary]

"Even if you do fight me, you're gonna get fucked up. I'm a contracted killer. I'm a mercenary. My job is to kill."

[asktoten-amercenary]

"Toten, stop fucking threatening people! If you keep doing this I'll throw some of my diarrhea at you and make you swim in a sea of shit or I'll fire you and turn you in into the police."

-Flow.

"what the fuck"

[asktoten-amercenary]

toten what is your favorite genre of music

toten what is your favorite genre of music

"hard to explain, have a link"

[bunnys-best]

"holy shit i can commit cannibalism???? sick. i'll have watermelon scorpion lolipop. or your cash register. either or." -@asktoten-amercenary

"uuuhhh.. okay. Not gonna question the morals of this"

"hehehehehe"

"Webs, no"

"fineee"

"you live another day, scorpion"

[You got Scorpion Lollipop (Watermelon)!]

[asktoten-amercenary]

"Is that a fuckin threat? I'll beat this bug's ass right here right now, bitch! I'm magically dangerous motherfucker! I'll tear you to shreds!"

[bunnys-best]

"Hey! I was being nice! It's not good for business if I attack customers!"

"But I'll fight you!"

"Webs, no you won't"

"C'mon, they're challenging me! I have to!"

"No! You're not fighting anyone in here!"

"Hmph, fine"

"(grumble grumble)"

"So sorry about them, they're just a little bit too hyper today"

[asktoten-amercenary]

"you forfeit then lmao"

[bunnys-best]

"holy shit i can commit cannibalism???? sick. i'll have watermelon scorpion lolipop. or your cash register. either or." -@asktoten-amercenary

"uuuhhh.. okay. Not gonna question the morals of this"

"hehehehehe"

"Webs, no"

"fineee"

"you live another day, scorpion"

[You got Scorpion Lollipop (Watermelon)!]

[asktoten-amercenary]

"Is that a fuckin threat? I'll beat this bug's ass right here right now, bitch! I'm magically dangerous motherfucker! I'll tear you to shreds!"

[asktoten-amercenary]

"(is- is this how interacting with people works?)"

"um, hello! How are you doing?"

-@asksnowytheelekity

"Who's socially awkward kitten is this?????"

[asksnowytheelekity]

"..well you don't have to be mean about it"

[asktoten-amercenary]

"And you don't have to be so socially akward."

[asksnowytheelekity]

"it's not that easy!"

[asktoten-amercenary]

"It's not easy to evade the cops, but look at me!"

[asktoten-amercenary]

Toten, you cant go three seconds in a conversation without wanting to leave so shut it.

-Flow

"oh yeah"

[asktoten-amercenary]

"(is- is this how interacting with people works?)"

"um, hello! How are you doing?"

-@asksnowytheelekity

"Who's socially awkward kitten is this?????"

[asksnowytheelekity]

"..well you don't have to be mean about it"

[asktoten-amercenary]

"And you don't have to be so socially akward."

[asktoten-amercenary]

"(is- is this how interacting with people works?)"

"um, hello! How are you doing?"

-@asksnowytheelekity

"Who's socially awkward kitten is this?????"

[asktoten-amercenary]

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"huh what??????"

[asktoten-amercenary]

Are you bored so you wanted other friends?

"kinda*

[asktoten-amercenary]

Why is a criminal publicly blogging where we- the police can track you??

"oh."

"too bad cause I'm using a vpn!!!"

[asktoten-amercenary]

here is an ask

commit crimes or something

I know you said you wouldn't if I sent an ask

but like, hear me out

..it would be funny

"already done"

"I sure hope the police don't find this blog"

[asktoten-amercenary]

Hey, why aren't I in there? -Chistko

"I mean, you never asked."