here's the deal. i'm awesome.

So, I don't really see why an introduction is necessary because you'd have to be completely stupid to not know who I am, but in case you've been living under a rock, I'm Sugar Motta. I've been living it up since my days at McKinley, but it's clear they need my guidance so you may see me around from time to time. If not, I'm always on my cell so you can always buzz me. If you have any questions about my celeb lifestyle, feel free to drop in my ask box. I love answering fan mail.

[dusktildcwn]

Oh totally. I’ll be like a badass Taylor Swift. Like Taylor swift in the Blank Space video.

[asktreasuremotta]

Yes! I love that video because her mansion is super big and the guy is really hot. It’s like my ideal lifestyle. 

[lostgirlmarley]

Alright, alright. No more infinity scarves then. I didn’t know you were going to school for fashion though, that’s awesome! Clearly I need to be keeping up with former glee club friends better. What kind of clothing have you designed then? Are you thinking of creating your own line?

[asktreasuremotta]

Good choice. I wasn’t originally. I got sucked into the theatre department because they were basically begging me to join their drama club or whatever, and I offered to make their costumes because I had had some experience before. Yeah, clearly. My life is fabulous I don’t know why would you wouldn’t want to keep up with it. I can send you weekly email updates if my life if you want. Well, i’m mainly taking costume design for production right now, but once I get the fabric I ordered, I will be taking off with that sewing machine. 

[asktherealjaneh-blog]

Oh my gosh!

[asktherealjaneh-blog]

So did I! Boy, did the universe prove us wrong on that one.

[asktreasuremotta]

That’s crazy! What happened? I’m so out of the loop. Spill the deets. 

[asktreasuremotta]

who is your best friend?

Brittany. But there have been some new contenders at Denison. None of them as cool, though.

[asktreasuremotta]

why are you called sugar

Because my parents had to pick an awesome name and Sugar was their first choice. Plus, could you think of any other name that would suit me as well as this one? Sounds like you’re a little jealous. 

[asktreasuremotta]

what would you choose: love or money?

I refuse to answer this. Like, this is worse than the pattern question. Why cant’t I love a super hot rich guy? Huh? 

[asktreasuremotta]

If you could only wear one color/pattern for the rest of your life, what would you choose?

Okay, first of all I think it’s super rude you’re limiting me to one pattern, but if I had to pick it’d probably be cheetah print for the pattern, and pink or gold for the color.  

[asktreasuremotta]

are you religious?

Totes. I mean, I don’t go to church a lot, but Jesus is super cool. 

[asktreasuremotta]

Do you have any siblings?

Um, no. My parents made a perfect child, why would they want another one? 

[dusktildcwn]

There wouldn’t even be a fight. I’d totally destroy them in like five seconds.

[asktreasuremotta]

Yeah! Kick their butts! Girl power! Channel your inner Beyonce, except probably not Beyonce for you so maybe you should just aim for like, Taylor Swift. 

[blaineanderbowtie-blog]

I can assure you I have a saving fund safely tucked away, so the future’s safe. I do need coffee though, so I’m not sure I could give it up that easily. Maybe I should just start a coffee fund…

[asktreasuremotta]

Are you sure? Because I don’t want to see what you look like when you can’t afford bow ties and hair gel anymore. It’d probably look like what little kid’s nightmares are made of. You could get a cute little jar and save your coins! Like a piggy bank, but with more glitter and cute font. 

[lostgirlmarley]

But… infinity scarves are cute! And they keep your neck warm. And hide cleavage that doesn’t exist. I’ll take a look at what you sent me though. The last thing I made was my costume for Madison and Mason’s Halloween party, but that was more piecing clothing together rather than actually making clothes. Wait, you’re making your own clothes now?

[asktreasuremotta]

Marley. Just no. Never infinity scarves. You better. I’m taking a bunch of costume design and fashion marketing classes, so basically you should be reserving your tickets for my show at Fashion Week as of five minutes ago. I still love shopping, of course, but I’m like super great at making my own too. 

[askyalegirlquinn]

I feel like I have lived in the library for the past week. Finally got all my studying done and I can enjoy the rest of my week. 

[asktreasuremotta]

I didn’t know people still went to the library. I thought it was just for old people that didn’t know how to use Kindles and the hipsters who think they’re super cool just because they don’t shower and listen to something that totally sounds like yodeling in my opinion. 

[asktherealjaneh-blog]

Oh my gosh!

Was Principal Sylvester actually fired?! Who finally decided it was time for her crazy to go elsewhere?

I didn’t hate her, really. She just gave me the super creeps…are we getting a new principal?

[asktreasuremotta]

She got fired? OMG. I thought she was like, immortal or something. Like nothing could ever touch her. 

[lostgirlmarley]

Oh… um… you’re welcome? I guess?

[asktreasuremotta]

No, you’re welcome. I just emailed you a list of other fabrics you can use to replace your layering fetish in case you were still wearing infinity scarves. Talking to you totally reminded me that we both like to make our own clothes! I mean, you have to. I like to. 

[blaineanderbowtie-blog]

No offence taken, I think. I don’t know if I can really afford to get everything, maybe I should have changed up my order once or twice.

[asktreasuremotta]

Oh, I forgot. Poor people probs.

Maybe you should just stop wasting your money on coffee and start saving it for like, your future. 

[dusktildcwn]

If I get told one more time my Cheerio’s uniform doesn’t count as an actual uniform, I’m knocking out a Warbler and putting his jacket in a shredder.

[dusktildcwn]

[asktreasuremotta]