ULTRAMAN!

Ask blog for Ultraman/Kenji Sato from Ultraman Rising

[askultraman]

The official account for Japan’s number one hero, ULTRAMAN! Suwatchu!

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Hey! I very recently joined the Ultraman fandom after watching Ultraman: Rising, and really like making ask blogs, so put those together and I have an addiction to these things PLEASE he-

Rules:

- No bigotry

- VERY light NSFW. This is a kids movie ‼️‼️‼️

- Ultraman is still his secret identity, Kenji-related questions should be for @ask-kenji-sato

- No venting

Likes and follows from @justaninternetgal

That’s all, have fun!

[askultraman]

I work at an online magazine and they keep asking me to make a cover with a poorly edited image of you, gigantron and the baby kaiju, there are people convinced ultraman banged gigantron, THE PEOPLE NEED ANSWERS ULTRAMAN

I DID NOT BANG A KAIJU! I AM NOT A MONSTERFU-

[askultraman]

are the KDF still giving you shi-- er, trouble? I'm surprised they're still around after that stunt in the bay. it's tragic what happened to Onda, and he thought he was doing what was right, but he could have killed millions of people if it hadn't been for you.

One of the things I learned from important people is that the KDF will always be around. No matter how many they kill, how many tragedies they cause, it’s a government operation that will hopefully one day be defunded, but until that day, the bet we can do is survive. If there are any peaceful protests that need protection from the KDF, a little birdie might swing by to help. You didn’t hear that from me, though.

[askultraman]

Hey have you ever interacted with this zoffy figure that appeared during the alien zetton invasion

Oh, one of the Ultra family! Never really been able to see him in the flesh, but there’s an Ultra family reuinion coming up soon. Should be fun!

[askultraman]

Possibly personal question: is your color timer an organ of some sort, or an implanted device? Were you born with it or did someone have to install it on your chest?

I mean, I’ve had it for as long as I remember, so it’s an organ. I guess if it got cracked or damaged, it would just be… flesh underneath… I’ve never thought about it that long- next question please-

[askultraman]

🐄🐄

FINE! Fine, the cow can join the family too.

I’m slowly turning into Old Macdonald-

[askultraman]

I'm gonna kidnap the baby when ur not looking

WHAT WHO SAID THAT WHO SAID THAT

You have 5 minutes to take that back before spacium goes into your cranium.

[askultraman]

THE BABY ‼️‼️‼️ I LOVE HER SO MUCH

EVERYONE DOES!!! Except the KDF, apparently.

[askultraman]

meow

Why is there a cat in my inbox? Who brought it here?

[froggytimemachineinternet]

Kenji. The cat is here

There was a cat!? In the HOSPITAL

[askultraman]

OOC

Kenji. The cat is here. The cat is here Kenji. Run.

[askultraman]

Any advice if I fall in love with a guy who is not human, is about 40 meters tall, and is a single father?

The anons are so subtle on this site. I’m- uh… t- taken. Mhm. Yep.

[askultraman]

yo Ultraman, gave you heard about the baseball guy Ken Sato? Folks say he is the best in baseball nowadays

Ehehehehehehe… next question please.

[askultraman]

Qwack Qwack!

You know what. Fine. I accept the animals. Welcome to the family, I hope you guys like Emi.

[askultraman]

chirp

Birds too? STOP GIVING ME ANIMALS!

[askultraman]

not the step dad, but the dad who stepped up!!!

!!!!!!!!

[askultraman]

today's Ultraman day. You gonna try and meet the insanely extended family at all? It's gonna be real funny having two Kens in the room that are both dads.

I haven’t really met any of them yet. I guess I’ll track down that “Tiga” figure next. Also- wh- whatever do you mean by “two Kens?” My name isn’t- Ken, I’m- I’m just Ultraman! Oh would you look at that my color timer is going off bYE-

[askultraman]

woof

Dogs too? Stop bringing strays into my inbox! I already have one animal child, I can’t take more!

… I mean, they ARE adorable but- stop!

[askultraman]

ULTRAMAN !!

Please- just a little just just a tiny look I wanna see Emi pretty please just a teenie look she's so cute this much of a look 🤏

PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEA-

Here, have a photo!

(All credit goes to the artist in this post, ruubesz-draws https://www.tumblr.com/ruubesz-draws/754012465497571328/showing-off-the-babies, I cannot draw 💀)

Showing off the babies

(I watched Ultraman Rising! It was good!) Bonus: From this