; and these same thoughts people this little world

call me starhunter any/all artist formerly known as puppyfriedrice/trashfirefallon 30s adult MDNI romanticizing feedism since 2010 The Machine Stops

[scarlettaagni]

so i think the solution is to give dachshunds a third pair of legs right in the middle

[glintblade]

a stripper's thong is probably comfy as fuck if you're dollars

[catball]

all my haters become cicaders when i enter the summer of success

[depsidase]

[funnier-as-a-feedist]

Would you have any advice for someone with lactose intolerance (and a sensitive stomach in general) on gaining weight/eating a lot? A lot of high calorie foods have lactose in them sadly :(

Apologies if this has already been asked!

Yes, you should try over the counter dairy relief pills (generic lactaid)! They're pretty cheap, $12 for 120 at CVS. You take two at the beginning of your meal, and it works by binding to the enzymes that break down dairy into sugar. My partner takes it just for ice cream and he says it works perfectly. Ymmv depending on your severity of lactose intolerance, but it's a good start!!

[estratheron]

There's also milk alternative things! I've seen oat, almond, and lactose removed ice cream at the market... There's also carbs baby spaghetti and meatballs and garlic bread 😋😋 a big salad with a ton of dressing and toppings can have more calories than you'd think! I remember the scandal about the McSalads at McDonald's being higher in calories than some of the burgers. But if you're not about swallowing the pills I think they have chewables too. 😊

[persephoneme]

you can't say "hey has anyone noticed that M/M fic outnumbers F/F like 100:1” or “it feels racist that only 3/202 characters on the ao3 top 100 ships list are Black and two of them are Alastor HazbinHotel” bc some ppl will start going like “oh so you think we should FORCE people to write about things they DON’T CARE ABOUT for WOKE????” and you’ll be like “no, i’m pointing out that the conditions that created this disparity are informed by racism & misogyny” and ppl will say “it’s not BIGOTED to only care about WHITE MEN” and then the gargoyle king appears

[aberrantemotion]

Always funny to me when indie devs who already sell games for dirt cheap participate in steam sales with like 90 percent off. Like. "Yeah this game is three dollars but you can have it for one right now." Like your game costs as much as a pack of m&ms and youre selling it for the cost of a pack of m&ms in the 1950s now? Okay

[estratheron]

My ten year old niece drew this for me haha

[estratheron]

To be clear I walked into the room and she handed it to me not even knowing I've seen the show lol

[swaggie2dope]

went to trader joe’s today and my cashier handed me my 2.55 in change and pointed at the clock which read 2:55 and said “look at that. that’s liquid time… serendipity… have a nice ride”

[doctorbluesmanreturns]

[certified-muppet-posts]

certified muppets post

[infertilityidol]

my new wave grandma Depeche Maude

[estratheron]

My ten year old niece drew this for me haha

[cuunos]

worst feeling on earth is when something connected to a character you're obsessed with is like. not good. your blorbo's favorite band is actually a little ass. their favorite soda is dog shit. the movie that inspired the show that ruined your life is just kind of like... mediocre

[triangleguy]

im just not a fan of vivziepops art in general but it is really funny finding artists who are fans of her work and have a very similar art style but they have so much more diversity in character design & especially with body types and clothing and hair. so its like. Oh okay so you can draw like that and make better character designs you just didnt. every character being stick thin & using the same three colors over and over & being incredibly overdesigned and animation unfriendly & all having weird emo hair but also not really was not actually a feature of this specific art style it was just a bunch of bad decisions

[pumpkinspicebluntwrap]

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[dateamonster]

i wish it was like acceptable for a horror game to just be a kids horror game because i feel like the sorta cultural presence of a lot of mascot horror would be less annoying if they would just come out and say yeah this is a game intended for kids and if you as an adult enjoy it thats cool but children are the intended audience and you have to understand it within that context. but doing that would probably make it so it raised a few eyebrows when the game in question has merch ads everywhere so.

[kosmogrl]

[00l6]

I feel seen

[teaboot]

I hate you Ozempic craze I hate you 'heroin chic' I hate you weight loss ads on public radio I hate Burn Fat Fast ads every thirty seconds I hate you I hate you I hate you