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ben and i went to a karaoke bar last night

- stan

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I did a thing

- Rich

[eddiesandwich]

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the only way to have chicken for dinner!

-Mike

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Do you think this chicken would have more table manners than me?

- Richie

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why would you disrespect a chicken like that

- stan

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mike got a decent picture of me reacting to richie’s new “skincare method”

he insisted lathering his face in peanut butter would help clear his pores

- stan

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I went out last night and fangirled a whole lot when I met this guy! I’m a huge fan!

- Richie

[cherry-spiced]

There’s like no downsides to veganism??? better morally, better ethically, better for your health, better for the planet.. i just.. it’s just.. like the right thing to do?? 

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the only way to have chicken for dinner!

-Mike

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Do you think this chicken would have more table manners than me?

- Richie

[eddiesandwich]

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the only way to have chicken for dinner!

-Mike

[ainawgsd]

Cows with Flower Crowns

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I have a headache from trying to tell Stan how smal Bill’s dick is..

-Richie

[novitiate2017-deactivated202002]

The clown epidemic we had in 2016 was camp

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all i asked this asshole to do was clean the toilet but he instead sent me 43 mirror selfies smh

- stan

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I just wanted to prove that I can still look beautiful even while cleaning the shittwe

- Richie

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is anyone else rooming together? like what are the rooms looking like for eddie, mike, bev, ben and bill???

i have a room with ben, bill is rooming with mike, and bev is rooming with a girl named kay

- eddie

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I met up w/Big Bill this morning for breakfast and the asshole was on his phone the whole time 🙄

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professor klutz waits for no one! essay was due and i was already late, sorry stan :(

- bill

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Eddie, how did your mom take the news you were going away for college?

she was pretty upset about me leaving, but i managed to convince her by saying it would help me get a higher-paying job and that i’ll visit her as often as i can – but i’m just so busy and never have time to see her. i just hope she keeps believing i have class on the weekends!

- eddie

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Who’s rooming together?

Stan and I are roomies, fuck yeah!

- Richie

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still don’t know how that happened…

- stan

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You know exactly how it happened, Staniel. You love me and can’t stand to be away from me.

- Richie

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Who’s rooming together?

Stan and I are roomies, fuck yeah!

- Richie

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still don’t know how that happened...

- stan