The Demigod Gang

Hey guys! Leo fixed our phone so monsters won't track us, so feel free to ask any of us demigods questions!

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For the demigod guys... uhm.. boxers or briefs?.. *blushes really hard*

Briefs! You can’t be worried about your dangly bits while fighting monsters. It keeps them safe and secure, not to mention snug. -Jason

What. -Percy

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Will, what's your favorite thing about Nico?

-Will

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Thoughts on solangelo?

It’s pretty cool, I guess. -Will

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For the fic thing: solangelo, 3? Please and thanks

3. things you said too quietly

If Will had to describe Nico in one word, it would be

stubborn

. Will didn’t even remember why they were fighting this time, but Nico refused to apologize, and Will certainly wasn’t going to apologize first.

They stood in the middle of Cabin Thirteen, Nico’s scowl matching Will’s own. 

“I can’t believe you.” Nico hissed.

“You can’t believe me? You’re the one being ridiculous!” Will shot back with just as much venom. 

“I’m being ridiculous?! You insulted my entire being!” Nico clenched his jaw.

“Oh, boohoo. My name is Nico and I get offended over everything.” Will said, imitating Nico’s voice almost perfectly. He rolled his eyes. “Get over it, princess.”

Nico stood silently, glaring at Will. If looks could kill, Will would be dead right now. He matched Nico’s glare, but honestly, Will really wanted Nico to hurry up and apologize so they could get over it. It never crossed his mind once that he might be the one who needed to apologize. 

“You know, you can really be an asshole sometimes.” Nico said, balling his fists.

“You’re one to talk.” Will spat, but he didn’t mean it. He was rapidly losing his resolve to stay angry. He wasn’t even sure why he wanted to stay angry in the first place; he hated it when he and Nico fought.

“You know what? I’m done with this. Screw you, Will.” Nico stormed towards the door.

“Wait!” Will cried. Nico paused, but he didn’t turn around. “I’m sorry.” Will whispered, unsure if Nico had heard him or not.

Nico shook his head and left Will, slamming the door behind him.

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Do any of you watch anime?

If by anime you mean Pokemon, then yes. -Percy

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percy and nico, # 18

18. Things you said when you were scared.

“No no no, you can’t die on me, not yet.” Percy pleaded, and it was happening again. He promised himself he wasn’t going to let Nico have an ending like Bianca’s, but it was happening, and once again he found himself powerless to stop it.

“Please, Nico, please.” He begged, his voice raw from shouting for somebody, anybody, to help, but of course nobody was around because Nico wanted to show him something in the forest, and he took extra care to make sure nobody was around. Nobody except the monster that attacked them. Percy knelt over Nico’s limp body, his hands on Nico’s shoulders. Nico was so pale, paler than Percy had ever seen him. His eyes were shut and his lips were slightly parted and he looked almost peaceful, but all Percy had to do was look down at the gaping hole in Nico’s stomach to know that he wasn’t peaceful at all.

“Please Nico, don’t leave me.” Percy closed his eyes, choking back a sob.

“P-Percy?” A weak voice said. Percy’s eyes shot open, meeting Nico’s eyes. 

“Oh my gods, I thought you left me.” Percy’s eyes welled up with tears, and he wanted so badly to hug Nico and tell him that everything would be alright.

“Not yet.” Nico chucked softly, then winced. Slowly, his eyes fell to his stomach. “Oh.” He said hoarsely.

“We- we can get help. We’ll get back to camp and they’ll patch you up. We’ll-” Percy said, his tone becoming desperate.

“Percy.” Nico stopped him. He was unable to tear his eyes away from his stomach. “This is- this is bad. It’s too much- even for me.”

“Don’t say that.” Percy whispered, tears sliding down his cheeks. “Don’t ever say that.”

Finally, Nico met his gaze. He reached out for Percy’s hand, and Percy took it. He didn’t have to say anything else; Percy already knew what was going to happen.

“Don’t leave me.” He begged.

Nico squeezed his hand. “I won’t. I’ll always be with you.”

Percy closed his eyes, tightening his grip on Nico’s hand.

“I love you.” Percy said. When he opened his eyes again, Nico’s expression was slack. Percy didn’t need to check for a pulse. He stood up, scooping the lifeless boy into his arms.

“I’m sorry.” He said, walking deeper into the forest.

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For the 'fic thing: Jercy, 12

12. Things you said when you thought I was asleep

Jason didn’t know why he was making his way to Cabin Three in the middle of the night. Maybe he was tired of his dad statue staring into his soul, or maybe Thalia’s corner was bringing back memories that he didn’t want to face right now; he just didn’t know. He knocked softly on the cabin’s door, then walked in before waiting for a response. It took Jason’s eyes a minute to get used to the dark, but when they did he saw Percy sprawled over his bed, drooling on his pillow. Jason smiled a little, and was about to turn back around-because clearly this wasn’t thought out at all- when he foot hit something. The something skittered to the other end of the cabin, crashing into the wall with a loud thud. 

“Wha-?” Percy bolted upright, looking like he was ready to fuck somebody’s shit up. When he saw it was Jason, he relaxed. “What time is it?” He mumbled.

“Late.” Jason said, almost apologetically. “Sorry, creepy dad statue kept staring at me so I thought-”

Percy waved him off. “It’s cool, man.” He said, yawning. He wiped some drool off his chin, before noticing Jason’s expression. He looked so dejected. Percy’s heart couldn’t take it. “Hey, c’mere.”

Jason looked up at Percy’s outstretched arms. “What?” He asked, not believing his eyes.

“You can’t be expected to sleep with Zeus watching your every move, so stay with me.” Percy said, his words slurred a bit from drowsiness. “There’s no creepy dad statues here.” He added.

Jason shook his head, but then stopped to consider it. “Okay.” He said, sliding in bed next to Percy. It was a little cramped with the two of them, but Jason didn’t mind.

“Yay!” Percy cheered, then yawned again. He throw his blanket over Jason, and buried his head in the pillow.

“Hey, man, thanks for letting me stay here.” Jason said.

“Shhhh.” Percy said, then added, “You’re welcome.” 

About twenty minutes later, Jason whispered, “Hey, Percy?” When there was no response, he sighed in relief. “So... I’m not exactly man enough yet to tell you when you’re actually awake- come to think of it, this might be a little bit creepy. Anyway, I just wanted to say that I... I’m really glad I met you, even though we’ve tried to kill each other like, two times at least already. I feel like I get you more than any of the other seven. At first, to be honest, I kind of thought you were a show-off. A disgrace, maybe, because you were so reckless and un-Roman. But now, I really like those things about you. Except the reckless part, seriously, you’re going to get yourself killed one day. And Percy I... well, I think I love you.” Jason listened carefully for any sign that Percy was actually awake. When he found none, he sighed again, resting his head back on the pillow and soon fell asleep.

He didn’t see Percy blink.

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send me a ship and one of these and i'll write a mini fic

things you said at 1 am

things you said through your teeth

things you said too quietly

things you said over the phone

things you didn’t say at all

things you said under the stars and in the grass

things you said while we were driving

things you said when you were crying

things you said when i was crying

things you said that made me feel like shit

things you said when you were drunk

things you said when you thought i was asleep

things you said at the kitchen table

things you said after you kissed me

things you said with too many miles between us

things you said with no space between us

things you said that i wish you hadnt

things you said when you were scared

things you said when we were the happiest we ever were

things you said that i wasn’t meant to hear

things you said when we were on top of the world

things you said after it was over

things you said [make your own]

inspired by this

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What are the children of Tyche like? They're like the least talked-about cabin in camp. Why's that?

They’re a little bit like Nemesis’s children, except nicer. They’re pretty big gamblers, and tend to get along with children of Dionysus. They’re usually pretty laid-back, and well, they’re pretty lucky. -Annabeth.

I’ll tell you why. It’s because all anyone ever cares about is children of the Big Three. ‘Oooh look at him, child of Zeus, wow he must be so awesome.’ Or ‘Oh my gods, that’s Percy Jackson, son of Poseidon! ASDFGHJKL’. Do we ever see any ‘HOLY HADES THAT’S A CHILD OF HARMONIA/TYCHE/ALEXIARES, THAT’S SO COOL!”? No. No, we don’t. Because apparently, we aren’t important enough to be included in anything. -Literally every child of a minor god/goddess, ever

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Clintasha or brutasha

Why must you make us choose? -Jason

Clintasha all the way! -Percy

Brutasha is the only acceptable option. -Leo

What about Piptasha? Nat and me! -Piper

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How do you guys deal with homework? Does Leo set his on fire and say his dog ate it? (Or something like that....)

More like my awesome fire-breathing dragon ate it. -Leo

Drench it and yourself in water and say you got caught in the rain. Note: Only works if it’s actually raining. -Percy

I don’t particularly like charmspeaking my way out of homework, but sometimes it’s necessary. -Piper

I am literally old enough to be your grandfather, do you honestly think I do homework? -Nico

Turn into a dog and then eat it. -Frank

You guys disgust me. -Annabeth

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Son of Athena: Annabeth I need your help! I have so many different aspirations in my life and I have no idea which one to pursue. I have no doubt I could do two specifically at a time (I have an IQ of 155) and I love doing those, but I want to do more with my life.

I’ve found that the best way to figure out what aspirations you like best is to just pick one and then focus on it for a month. If you like it, then you know you should continue, and if you don’t, then you know to pick something else next month. -Annabeth

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Can anyone imagine Will singing "Mamma Mia He's Italiano"?

“Imagine”? He does it everyday. I’m not even kidding you. -Nico

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Hi Hazel and Nico I'm a daughter of Hades and I just wanted to remind you that you're both old cradle robbers but your boyfriends look older than you, I'm the most normal one in this family and I was in the Lotus Casino for 70 years, I love you guys

Nico- We're only cradle robbers if we've had sexwith our boyfriends and you shouldn't make that assumption.

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Hi, so, I really like this girl, and prom is coming up soon. We both love the PJO books, so I wrote her a Roses/Violets- style poem with a PJO twist in order to ask her. If I send it in, could one of you give me your opinion on it? :)

Of course, we'd love to! -Piper

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*whispers* nico should do Gerard ways makeup.

At first I was going to argue that I don't do makeup, but then I realized that it's Gerard freakin' Way we're talking about here and I'd probably pay a lot of money just to be near him. So yes, I totally agree. -Nico

Sometimes I feel like you like Gerard Way more than you like me. -Will

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I can get you the dam French fries if you want

Gods, yes. I can pay you for them. I have money. Okay so... I checked and as it turns out, I don't have any money, but I do have some pocket lint. Will you except pocket lint? -Percy