Puckentine is endgame

Cat: HI guys! Valentine and Puckell are here to answer to all your questions! Sam: You wrote my name wrong again Cat! Cat: Sorry! Sam & Cat Puckett {Married since 09.02.14}

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Is it true that Sam can't tie her shoes?

Sam: Are you sure you didn´t meant Cat? Cuz she´s the one that needs to hear a song about how to tie shoes.

Cat: I do NOT hear a song about that!

Sam: There´s no need to be ashamed. *tries not to laugh*

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You are the cutest couple ever💕

Cat: Thank you so much!!! hehe

Sam: Don´t call us cute, it makes me wanna puke.

Cat: Rainbows???

Sam: Yes Cat I can vomit rainbows…

Cat: Omg you never told me you had a talent!!

Sam: What??!!! I have many talents.

[fireandicecantbecontrolled]

Cat…always pushed by the bad girls. >:)

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Sam: Yup.

Cat: That´s so untrue!!!!

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Sam do you like when Cat is fucking you?

Sam: Hey, wanna know something? It´s none of your bussiness.

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Are you to gay

Sam: Yes we are both gay. 

Cat: Did anon meant “two” or “too”?

Sam: What does it matter? We are both those things.

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Hey sam/Your dad

Sam: *incoherent noises*

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BOOOOOOOBSSS

Sam: Is this you Tori? Because if it is, enough!!! Jade´s boobs are enough for you! Are you never satisfied?

Cat: I already told you Tori! You can´t have Sam´s boozums.

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Say 4 private things about another

Sam: Dude, that´s why they are private in the first place!

Cat: Indeed,,,

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Does Sam fart in her sleep

Cat:

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Hello

Cat: HI!!!! How´s it going???

Sam: Yo.

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Sam have you ever kissed Cat?

Sam: In what world do you live in? What part of marrying Cat and living with her don´t you understand bruh?

Cat: Sam, stop being so mean to people. No wonder they leave!!!

Sam: 

Cat: Nothing!

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CAT PUCKETT UPLOADED FOUR PHOTOS TO THESLAP.

Happy Easter everybody!!!!! I hope you have an eggstra fun day!

Sam Puckett commented: I´ll pretend you didn´t use that pun.

Cat Puckett commented: Oh don´t be such a rotten egg!

Cat Puckett: commented: ............

Cat Puckett commented: Are you eggnoring me? Don’t you like my eggcellent jokes?  

Sam Puckett commented: Stop with the egg puns.

Cat Puckett commented: Maybe I eggsaggerated...

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SAM PUCKETT UPLOADED A PHOTO TO SPLASHFACE.

My Kitty and I are having some fun!!!! Cat loves these winter beanies... it´s an okay beanie I suppose, but Sam Puckett will never wear one of these!!!

She´s still with the brown hair but she is thinking in dyeing it red again!!!! Who, just like me thinks this is a good idea leave a like on this photo >:(

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Sam please make cat pregnant😘😘😘😘👩‍👩‍👧‍👦👶🏼cat must be pregnant now!!! I want a baby puckett

Cat: Goomer? Is that you?

Sam: Well it´s not like it depends of me. 

Sam and Cat: *awkward silence*

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I want to hit cat in her stupid face!!!!!!And Sam there is nothing you can do about it!!!!🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻

Cat: Why do people hate me…

Sam: OKAY YOU KNOW WHAT!!! YOU CAN ANNOY ME AND EVEN HIT OR CALL ME NAMES; SNIFF YOUR FiNGER OR WHATEVER: BUT YOU WILL NOT, I REPEAT YOU WILL NOT INSULT MY WIFE!!!!!

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Ok then, Cat, do you enjoy being figged by Sam? Or does she have to restrain you? ;)

Cat: I don´t think i should answer that. Sam might get pissed off…. I mean sad.

HINT ( ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)  )

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Sam do you like to fight with your wife

Sam: Huh… it depends of the fight. ;)

Cat: WHAT? You like when we are mad at each other?! That´s so rude and uncalled for.

Sam: No Cat, I didn´t mean it that way. I meant like… you know…

Cat: No I don´t know.