Is it true that Sam can't tie her shoes?
Sam: Are you sure you didnยดt meant Cat? Cuz sheยดs the one that needs to hear a song about how to tie shoes.
Cat: I do NOT hear a song about that!
Sam: Thereยดs no need to be ashamed. *tries not to laugh*
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

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@askvalentineandpuckell
Is it true that Sam can't tie her shoes?
Sam: Are you sure you didnยดt meant Cat? Cuz sheยดs the one that needs to hear a song about how to tie shoes.
Cat: I do NOT hear a song about that!
Sam: Thereยดs no need to be ashamed. *tries not to laugh*
You are the cutest couple ever๐
Cat: Thank you so much!!! hehe
Sam: Donยดt call us cute, it makes me wanna puke.
Cat: Rainbows???
Sam: Yes Cat I can vomit rainbowsโฆ
Cat: Omg you never told me you had a talent!!
Sam: What??!!! I have many talents.
Catโฆalways pushed by the bad girls. >:)
Sam: Yup.
Cat: Thatยดs so untrue!!!!
Sam do you like when Cat is fucking you?
Sam: Hey, wanna know something? Itยดs none of your bussiness.
Are you to gay
Sam: Yes we are both gay.ย
Cat: Did anon meantย โtwoโ orย โtooโ?
Sam: What does it matter? We are both those things.
Hey sam/Your dad
Sam: *incoherent noises*
BOOOOOOOBSSS
Sam: Is this you Tori? Because if it is, enough!!! Jadeยดs boobs are enough for you! Are you never satisfied?
Cat: I already told you Tori! You canยดt have Samยดs boozums.
Say 4 private things about another
Sam: Dude, thatยดs why they are private in the first place!
Cat: Indeed,,,
Does Sam fart in her sleep
Cat:
Hello
Cat: HI!!!! Howยดs it going???
Sam: Yo.
Sam have you ever kissed Cat?
Sam: In what world do you live in? What part of marrying Cat and living with her donยดt you understand bruh?
Cat: Sam, stop being so mean to people. No wonder they leave!!!
Sam:ย
Cat: Nothing!
CAT PUCKETT UPLOADED FOUR PHOTOS TO THESLAP.
Happy Easter everybody!!!!! I hope you have an eggstra fun day!
Sam Puckett commented: Iยดll pretend you didnยดt use that pun.
Cat Puckett commented: Oh donยดt beย such a rotten egg!
Cat Puckett: commented: ............
Cat Puckett commented:ย Are you eggnoring me? Donโt you like my eggcellent jokes?ย ย
Sam Puckett commented: Stop with the egg puns.
Cat Puckett commented: Maybe I eggsaggerated...
SAM PUCKETT UPLOADED A PHOTO TO SPLASHFACE.
My Kitty and I are having some fun!!!! Cat loves these winter beanies... itยดs an okay beanie I suppose, but Sam Puckett will never wear one of these!!!
Sheยดs still with the brown hair but she is thinking in dyeing it red again!!!! Who, just like me thinks this is a good idea leave a like on this photo >:(
Sam please make cat pregnant๐๐๐๐๐ฉโ๐ฉโ๐งโ๐ฆ๐ถ๐ผcat must be pregnant now!!! I want a baby puckett
Cat: Goomer? Is that you?
Sam: Well itยดs not like it depends of me.ย
Sam and Cat: *awkward silence*
I want to hit cat in her stupid face!!!!!!And Sam there is nothing you can do about it!!!!๐๐ป๐๐ป๐๐ป๐๐ป๐๐ป๐๐ป๐๐ป๐๐ป๐๐ป๐๐ป๐๐ป๐๐ป๐๐ป
Cat: Why do people hate meโฆ
Sam: OKAY YOU KNOW WHAT!!! YOU CAN ANNOY ME AND EVEN HIT OR CALL ME NAMES; SNIFF YOUR FiNGER OR WHATEVER: BUT YOU WILL NOT, I REPEAT YOU WILL NOT INSULT MY WIFE!!!!!
Ok then, Cat, do you enjoy being figged by Sam? Or does she have to restrain you? ;)
Cat: I donยดt think i should answer that. Sam might get pissed offโฆ. I mean sad.
HINT ( ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ย )
Sam do you like to fight with your wife
Sam: Huhโฆ it depends of the fight. ;)
Cat: WHAT? You like when we are mad at each other?! Thatยดs so rude and uncalled for.
Sam: No Cat, I didnยดt mean it that way. I meant likeโฆ you knowโฆ
Cat: No I donยดt know.