Happy Sunshine Land

Hey there and welcome to Happy Sunshine Land! My name is Clementine, but you can call me Clem for short. Anyways, Violet and I decided to create a platform where you guys can ask us questions or see what we're doing. Yeah, what she said. Ask us whatever I guess. I'm only doing this for Clem. Vi... be nice... Why? It's not like I get a nugget out of this.

[askviolentine-blog]

Parenting at its finest

Violet: Fuck!

Next day

Violet: What the fuck!

Next day

Violet: Guys what the fuck!

Next day

Violet: Shit!

Next day

Violet: Shit sticks...

Next day

Tenn: *Stubs his toe*

Tenn: God fucking damn it! Stupid fucking piece of shit table!

Louis: *Drops what he's holding in shock and turns towards Violet*

Louis: See what you teach him!

Violet: ... I don't see the problem.

Louis: He never uses swear words!

Violet: What you call swear words I call sentence enhancers. I've simply increased his vocabulary.

AJ: *From the distance*

AJ: Shit fuck!

Clem: You said it goofball.

Louis: ... Great parenting you two.

Clem: Thank you... Wait... Were you being sarcastic?

Violet: Excuse you! We're fan-fucking-tastic parents!

Clem: You try raising kids with the fucking dead walking around! The fact that they're still alive proves our superior parenting skills!

Louis: Okay! Damn I'm sorry

[askviolentine-blog]

Clem & Louis: *Discussing stuff*

Violet: *Walks in*

Clem: Hey babe how's your day going?

Violet: My day is going awesome I love Saturdays.

Louis: ... It's Sunday...

Violet: *Breaks Coffee mug*

Violet: Well now my fucking day is ruined!

[askviolentine-blog]

Louis: So uh what were you and Clem doing last night? Sounded pretty loud.

Violet: Nothing really I was just increasing my vitamin C intake.

Louis: Oh o- *Pauses as realization kicks in* OH... uh I see.

Clem: *Sits down* What are you guys talking about?

Willy: About how you and Violet fucked.

Clem: Violet!

[askviolentine-blog]

Hat of destruction

Violet: So Clem why do you always wear that hat if you don't mind me asking.

Clem: Oh my dad gave it to me before this whole thing started.

Violet: Oh that's cool I guess...

Clem: Plus it gives me +50 attack.

Violet: ... No more playing D&D with Louis...

[askviolentine-blog]

Louis: Hey Violet can you go grab the blank music sheets I have in my room?

Violet: Oh sorry I would but Ruby just diagnosed me with NCD... So I can't.

Louis: The fuck is NCD?

Clem: No can do... In other words a nicer way of saying no fuck you.

[askviolentine-blog]

Who's the big spoon?

Violet: Me... obviously. Clementine: Uh... well technically it would be Violet but that’s not really how I like to sleep. I prefer to face Violet when we sleep in the same bed, so technically neither of us are the big or little spoon.Violet: *Smirks* Clem here likes to use me as a pillow. 

[askviolentine-blog]

If the game allowed Violet & Louis to both be safe at the end of episode 2, episode 3 be like...

Clem, Violet, & Louis: *Sneaking onto the delta boat*

Louis: Hello?

Clem & Violet: *Looks at him*

Violet: The fuck are you doing?

Louis: Trying to see if anyone is here.

Violet: Yeah cause clearly if anyone here wants to kill us they're going to respond to your hello with a Yeah I'm over here waiting to stab you in the fucking neck!

Clem: ... Louis go wait outside...

[wildenfern]

sleepy time~

[spacedlexi]

that new trailer got me hyped but im still in need of more vi content,, i hope we get to hug her next week

[engryegg]

i just wish they could’ve hold each other like this just for a minute this would be enough, really

[jasprtz]

episode 3 said ‘gay rights!’ 

[kiolite]

baby steps.

[spacedlexi]

[Kiss her]

[aehris]

I like to think Clem and Vi have sleepovers where they just talk about everything <3  

[keebokuun]

Some soft violentine to ease the pain of episode 3

[bunyehz]

i love wlw

[spacedlexi]

i laughed like the entire time i drew this but it was at myself