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So...it's kinda been a while, huh?

So, uh, yeah, I'm kinda still foalsitting Dinky, and, uh, she's brings her friends over, and she's the dungeon mistress...and, uh...oh yeah, we're playing this roleplaying game and I kinda...keep setting off traps...and I kinda lit a spellbook on fire...and a ghost king or something is haunting us because I accidently destroyed his city...

Anyway, yeah, I've been kinda busy.

So, uh...yeah. Until Amethyst Star comes back this summer, I'm kind of Dinky's foalsitter.

I'm, uh, y'know...kinda getting use to another pony being around the house...oh, and, uh, as you might have noticed, I finally got a manecut. I've been meaning to do that for a little while, but, y'know...kinda...uncomfortable around other ponies...so, uh, y'know...don't get out a whole lot...kinda uncomfortable talking...

Okay, um, I guess I should quit talking and start this game.

#Ask Wayward

So, uh, I kinda haven't been around because...y'know, I don't get out much...at all...so it's not like I have a lot to talk about...

Anyway, uh, Derpy kinda was at the door and she said, like, Dinky's regular foalsitter had schoolwork or something, and, uh...kinda...kinda said that Dinky thought I looked really cool when she met me during that one thing with, y'know, that "Dark World" place and that one guy with the butt...

So, um...yeah. I guess I have somepony else to answer asks with for the time being.

#Ask Wayward #Dinky Doo

mikedawsoninequestria

HEY! HEY, TWILIGHT! IT'S PART OF THE MAGIC MUFFIN RECIPE SOMEPONY SENT ME! :D

#Ask Facebook Derpy

That's Wayward, Dinky! She doesn't get much mail, and she's super shy, and she's an alleycorn like Princess Celestia or Princess Luna or Princess Cadance or Twilight that one time she was wearing those fake wings and playing with her pillow buddy and told me she was playing private bedroom make believe princess.

#Wayward #princesses #alleycorns #corn #I got lost in this corn maze once #and I met this minotaur #and there was lots of cheering and stamping #and Fluttershy was there #and there were goats #okay bye ponynet #Ask Facebook Derpy

Magic is confusing.

#when I don't understand something #I just go 'oh okay'#and then I nod like I understand #even though I don't understand #Ask Facebook Derpy

...I think that magic muffin recipe an anomolymoose pony on the ponynet gave me wasn't really a magic muffin recipe!

Well, unless it really did make magic muffins, but when you eat them, you forget about eating them or even making them and they take you somepony else's house, which would make sense because they're magic.

#oh hey this is Wayward's house #HI WAYWARD #HI #I'M IN YOUR HOUSE #ARE YOU HOME #IT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE YOU'RE HOME #Ask Facebook Derpy

#THE ANCIENTS ARE COMING

#Dawson

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...Twilight's weird.

#she's not as weird as Rarity though #I hear she's a taco

...Um...I'm, uh, just gonna go get a broom...a long broom...and, uh, and shoo this little guy outside...

Far outside...

#spiders #close ups of spiders #close ups of real life spiders #why did I look so closely at it

So, um, April Fools, everypony!

...I haven't really been away in Canterlot. I, uh, just...kinda don't know what to say sometimes...'cus I'm...not good with words...and stuff...so, um...

Yeah, I'll be updating soon.

Probably.

I think.