Ask Whitty!

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The pure laughter of a small child can make any day great!!

[askwhitty]

Good day There Old Chap, Wanna Here a Little Joke I created?

{He rolled his eyes and crosses his arms, looking down to you.} What is it?

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“Why was The Grenade in the bosses office?”

[askwhitty]

{He sighs and murmurs.} This better not be a joke about me.. {His voice is back in normal volume, stretching his arms out.} Why?

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“It got fired.” [Lights a matchstick and throws it at whitty’s Tip]

[askwhitty]

YOU MOTHER FUCKER! {He shouted, trying to dodge the match but wound up blowing up from it touching his arm.}

{He stood upright, idle, and without a head.} Ugh..

[askwhitty]

Good day There Old Chap, Wanna Here a Little Joke I created?

{He rolled his eyes and crosses his arms, looking down to you.} What is it?

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“Why was The Grenade in the bosses office?”

[askwhitty]

{He sighs and murmurs.} This better not be a joke about me.. {His voice is back in normal volume, stretching his arms out.} Why?

[askwhitty]

Good day There Old Chap, Wanna Here a Little Joke I created?

{He rolled his eyes and crosses his arms, looking down to you.} What is it?

[askwhitty]

What do you think of lemon demon

That weirdo? {He frowns and rubs his neck with a shrugged shoulder.} He's creepy and all but he definitely isn't terrifying like how everyone says he is.

[askwhitty]

Amgelica approached quite fearfully "y-youre Whitmore correct? W-well i recently escaped from TGG.. c-could i stay with you.?"

{ooc: sorry for hiatus! i am back B-)}

{He turned to her with a raised eyebrow and a stern scowl, confused as to why she wanted him.} Stay with me how? I don't live anywhere specifically, little lady, I hop around.

[askwhitty]

Hey! I think your neat-!

Finally, something to actually care about. {He gives you a slight thumbs up.} Thanks, uhm...Person.

[askwhitty]

hii bestie /j ))

{He sneers and bares his teeth.} Don't call me by that wretched 'Tik-Tok' shit.

[askwhitty]

**a small kid with yellow eyes, a bomb for a head, yellow jacket and dark yellow pants with yellow shoes appears!** hello! im whotty .s! im kinda whitty's little bro from another universe- dont mind if i stay for a bit- oh hey whos that bomb dude? **points to whitty**

It's Whitty, dummy. {He sneered his teeth slightly, before taking a notice it was a child.} Hmph. And how did you come here if your from another universe?

[askwhitty]

You are the top recommended ask blog when you search up ask whitty

✨congrats!✨

Hmph. Well, thank you. {He bows playfully.}

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but on a serious note-- thanks!!! i honestly never thought it would boom by at least the little like this!!!

[askwhitty]

Have you got a love interest?

{He scoffs.} Why would I? {Carol came up to him to tug on his sweater. He immediately smiled and looked down at her to ruffle her hair, ignoring the question in whole.}

[askwhitty]

How's hex?

That TV thing? Yeah, he's too happy for me. {He rolls his eyes.} Damn thing won't relax sometimes.

[askwhitty]

Hi

Well hello. Is that all you 'tumblr'-ers gonna say? Waste of my damn time.

[askwhitty]

My first post here. Feel free to send in any questions-what? {He sounds further away from the microphone.} Nothings canon? Alright. {His voice is louder again.} Everything I say isn't proven canon, got that?