Ask Zalgo

I am the Nezperdian Hive-mind of chaos, the destroyer of the world, the one who waits behind the wall. I am Zalgo. And this is my blog. ((An Ask and RolePlay blog for Zalgo.))

[askzalgo-blog]

(I made this myself for you.) Roses are blood red, Tulips are tear blue, All because of our fabulous lord zalgo.

Put more effort into your poetry, next time. It doesn’t even rhyme. Poetry is supposed to have some sort of rhyming. Either that, or it’s structured in a way that looks good when said like a poem. This is neither. Second of all, “Lord Zalgo” on it’s own, is good. Why did you have to put “fabulous?” That is not a good way to describe me. I am a terrifying, monstrous god that will one day purge myself from this prison to destroy all of you with a single song. There’s an alternate dimension me that would fit well with that word, but I am not them! 

Well, sort of... I mean, they are me, but at the same time, they’re not because of multiple dimensions, but I could’ve been like that if I chose my choices differently and was made differently, I’m sure, but I’m not really them, they just... Are another me but... 

... 

Don’t use fabulous! Be a better poet!

[lannasroleplaymemes]

Explain the concept of ‘Love’ to my Muse.

[askzalgo-blog]

Ha ha, well you see, love is when you... Um... Love is like uh... Hmm... G-Give me a minute... Love is... The concept of love is... It means... ... Fuck, I don't know.

[fateswitch]

ackersnow:

CHRISTMAS STARTERS

( assorted prompts that are all bedecked with christmas themes. from salty, to ecstatic, to indifferent - feel free to change up the context, pronouns, or words ! )

❛❛ All I want for Christmas is peace & quiet. ❜❜ ❛❛ If mistletoe appears in my one-meter vicinity, I’ll burn it. ❜❜ ❛❛ So - what are you getting me for Christmas? ❜❜ ❛❛ What do you mean, Santa isn’t real? ❜❜ ❛❛ The only thing I like about Christmas is to get drunk on eggnog & wine, & sulk over my year’s regrets. ❜❜  ❛❛ You always give the best presents. ❜❜ ❛❛ Let me get a picture of this for the memories. ❜❜ ❛❛ Christmas party at your house! ❜❜ ❛❛ I swear to god, if you give me a ‘dick-in-a-box’ for Christmas again- ❜❜ ❛❛ It’s snowing! ❜❜ ❛❛ Snow plus sleigh equals fun times. ❜❜ ❛❛ Snow plus sleigh equals broken bones. ❜❜ ❛❛ Please stop saying ‘Christmas is coming’ in Stark’s voice. ❜❜  ❛❛ Are you really setting traps for Santa — ? ❜❜ ❛❛ Don’t eat the cookies & milk I’m leaving on the table, unless your name is Santa. ❜❜ ❛❛ Ah yes, the age-old tradition of an obese old man dressed in a red suit - breaking into your house. ❜❜ ❛❛ Wanna help with the pudding? ❜❜ ❛❛ Help me decorate the Christmas tree. ❜❜ ❛❛ You’re really - enthusiastic - with the decorations. ❜❜   ❛❛ I knitted a sweater for you. Here, wear it. ❜❜ ❛❛ What did you use to knit the sweater? Two left-hands & parental guidance from a hamster? ❜❜ ❛❛ Are you coming to the Christmas party? ❜❜ ❛❛ How did you get tangled in all these fairy lights – ? ❜❜ ❛❛ Let me help with the gift-wrapping. ❜❜ ❛❛ Remember when you caught on fire last year? ❜❜ ❛❛ Oh no - no - you stay away from the alcohol. ❜❜ ❛❛ Stop telling me lies about Santa & his tiny elves. ❜❜  ❛❛ Oh shit, I forgot to buy the presents. ❜❜ ❛❛ Are you telling me you don’t put marshmallows in your hot chocolate? ❜❜ ❛❛ Is this what you do every Christmas? ❜❜ ❛❛ I’m not letting you barricade yourself in your room again for Christmas. ❜❜ ❛❛ Come on! Live a little - find true love - piss in the snow! It’s Christmas. ❜❜         ❛❛ It may be Christmas, but that’s still illegal. ❜❜ ❛❛ Christmas is just another day. What’s the big deal? ❜❜ ❛❛ Christmas should be six months long - not one. ❜❜     

[sixpenceee]

Drawing by kaiklops.

[roleplayers-ink]

roleplayer’s IM psa;

[godshonest]

Bold what your blog will accept!

IMs for out-of-character communication

IMs for in-character communication

IMs that are roleplay related (plotting, etc)

IMs just to say ‘hello’

IMs from personal blogs

Does not accept IMs

Feel free to add your own!

[askzalgo-blog]

Honey, I’m hooooome!

Yeah, all I needed was a break. I’m back! and I’m ready to ROLEPLAY! In fact, I wanna test this IM thing tumblr has, if it even works for me.

SO! anyone and everyone! Send me an IM and we’ll plot! Maybe even IC roleplay in the chat! I go on charat, so I’m pretty used to IM RPing. In fact, I might just prefer it over the usual way of RPing on here.

I’ll still do reblogs, but I just prefer the more stream lined way of RPing.

I saw reblog about what to do and what not to do with IMs with me, and I’ll go reblog that and maybe add some new rules to the rules page.

[askzalgo-blog]

Mun is leaving Tumblr

Hey guys, Mel here. Sorry to say this, but I’m leaving Tumblr. you can find out about why and my rant about this site on my blog, dreamimel. But if you don’t wanna read it, I’ll give you the condensed version: Tumblr is too toxic for me to stay here.

Don’t get me wrong, I’ve had a lot of fun on this website. But more I stay, the more bitter and SJW I get. I was about to send hate mail to someone over something so trivial, a good time away from this place has made me realize that I shouldn’t be doing mean things like that. And you shouldn’t, either.

Anyway, what that means for this blog is that it’s going to get deleted about a week from now, when I delete everything and get myself off this website for good. I’ll give you time to say your goodbyes to me and Zalgo, and I hope you guys just move on and forget about me.

If anyone still wants to keep in touch, my skype is dreamimel and my Twitter is the same name. I also frequent Charatrp, a chat RP website that I have a lot of fun on. I go on Panfandom_Hotel the most. In fact, I made that chat. And it’s pretty successful, not to brag or anything.

So yeah. Goodbye, everyone. Sorry it had to end so suddenly like this. Who knows, maybe in a week I’ll have changed my mind about deleting everything and coming back. Probably not, though. See ya. -Mel

[askzalgo-blog]

“U-Um…” He looked down at his feet. He was wearing… Crocs.

“My… Sandals…?” He was confused, and a teeny-tiny bit scared.

[grinningchaos]

“Honey, those are not sandals.  Those are Crocs.”

Zalgo spoke with all the venom and horror one would use to say that their child was murdered.

“Get them off.  Get them off of your feet.  Your feet deserve better and we are shopping right now.  I knew I felt something was off.  I knew it.”

A quick retrieval of his phone indicated that Zalgo was fully prepared to wait right there until the other shed his footwear.

[askzalgo-blog]

“... The first time I wear shoes and you think they’re terrible.” Zalgo was honestly a bit hurt now. He gestured back down to his shoes. “One of my followers sent them to me. What’s wrong with them? I think they’re comfortable...”

[namkookies]

me: *is tiny* me: (ง •̀_•́)ง

[lordzalgo-deactivated20160309]

(ง •̀_•́)ง -askzalgo

“LETS GO YA NERD!” askzalgo

[askzalgo-blog]

“TAKE THIS YOU RED HEADED DORK!” He punches him in the dick. Because that’s the only place he can reach.

[lordzalgo-deactivated20160309]

He laughed"I’m wearing a cup!“he picked up the shorter Zalgo and shook him

[askzalgo-blog]

“You son of a bitch, that’s cheating!” He repeatedly slaps him in the face with his tendrils.

[lordzalgo-deactivated20160309]

(ง •̀_•́)ง -askzalgo

“LETS GO YA NERD!” askzalgo

[askzalgo-blog]

“TAKE THIS YOU RED HEADED DORK!” He punches him in the dick. Because that’s the only place he can reach.

[habitat67]

[grinningchaos]

askzalgo: Purple starter

“Here I come to your side of the wall, and I only have one question for you…”

Zalgo gestured grandly past his own sky-high heels to gesture at the feet of his other-dimensional self.

“What are thoooooose?!”

[askzalgo-blog]

“U-Um...” He looked down at his feet. He was wearing... Crocs.

“My... Sandals...?” He was confused, and a teeny-tiny bit scared.

[super-musings-and-memes]

Color-Coded Starter Call!

Want me to write you up a starter? Inbox me a color for a specific theme/mood!

Red for a violent starter

Orange for an urgent starter

Yellow for a scary starter

Green for a friendly starter

Blue for an angsty starter

Purple for a silly starter

Pink for a romantic starter

[askzalgo-blog]

Wait... If you're aromantic and asexual... Wouldn't everybody be "Eagle 2" for that Codename meme?

I can still joke around, can’t I?

[the-hoodless-oriole]

Send me “Codename” and my muse will tell you if you’re:

Been there done that, Currently Doing That, It Happened Once In A Dream, If I Had To Pick A Dude, or Eagle #2

[askzalgo-blog]

Dolls driven me to nothing but madness...*holds a bloody needle* I would be happy if she didn't threw me away, just to get more room for dolls...

... Okay then. But that’s how humans are. They throw away old things to make room for new things. Perhaps you’ve just out-lived your usefulness and fun to your old owner. You should move on, friend. Find someone else, and don’t hold a grudge against other dolls. It’s not their fault that your owner bought them and threw away you.