Ma’am. I’m at my parents’ house.

Hello! You may know me from Livejournal or sweet god, Yahoo Groups. Currently: Heated Rivalry Always: X-Files, Smallville, Due South, Highlander, Sports Night, Oz, SGA, Whoniverse, Vampire Academy, Black Sails, The Magicians, All Things Canadian. Gen X, she/her, 🩷💜💙

[pedrospascaled]

SAM REID as Lestat De Lioncourt The Vampire Lestat | S03E04 - The Devil's Road

[meret118]

Dick in a box. ;)

[ilexa]

@meret118 is hilarious.

y'all. The ... the fucking sound that came out of my mouth just now was unholy.

[crossnecklace]

ilya voice don’t be fucking ridiculous we did not fuck on the team bus ……….. we were making love

[resounding chorus of groans of which shane’s is the loudest]

[crossnecklace]

spreading the good word of @ilyapasta

completely obsessed with shane being like “this is so fucking nastyyyyyyyy 😍” meanwhile ilya is one declaration of love from commissioning a statue in his honor. and the same thing is happening in reverse when they do bdsm mind you

[needyilyarights]

I think Ilya, as a retired party boy, absolutely loves a wedding because it’s like microdosing a club.

Ilya gets so excited when he and Shane get invited to weddings. He loves coordinating their suits and taking cute pictures outside the venue. He’s crying during the ceremony and squeezing Shane’s hand.

At the reception, he’s dancing with toddlers and grandmas. He’s making a toast. He’s slow dancing with his husband. He’s taking shots with the groomsmen and then, again, with the bridesmaids. He’s dragging Shane to the photo booth and is like “ok and now we do a silly one”. When it gets late in the night and the dance floor is full, he is bending over in front of Shane to Yeah! by Usher. Then he’s turning Shane around and pulling their hips together and whispering the lyrics to Don’t Stop The Music by Rihanna in his ear. His tie is around his head. He gets lost and is found smoking a cigar with someone’s uncle.

At the after party, he’s putting his black card down and is covering the entire tab. They’re closing the hotel bar down.

And at the end of the night, he’s sliding up to Shane like “so did you bring a date? How about we take this back to my room?” He’s fucking his husband into the mattress all night and is absolutely calling for a late check out.

[toni188]

Babies got back!!

[ilexa]

FUUUUUUUUUCK Me all the way up, please.

[mybloodstream-caffeine]

Wouldst thou like to live deliciously? -> but it's Shane making a deal with his very own devil, Ilya

[mybloodstream-caffeine]

Adding @scunthotter's tags because they literally did all the heavy lifting for expanding this vision for me:

[ilexa]

Fic: Finding Home (Irina & Ilya)

Back in March, I wrote an 83-word mini-fic on a quote-thread. Three months later, I published my first official Heated Rivalry fic to AO3.

I've written in Smallville and a one-off in The Sentinel, but I haven't officially fic-ed since like 2005.

It wouldn't be here without the undying support, beta reading, hand-holding and "yes you ARE a writer"-ing of my darling friends: Hartzy, @mutualpiningcrimes, @find-me-at-1217, @hollanov1221, Irinarya, @you-cant-spell-subtext-without, and @letsgetlyderary. Thank you for not letting me get in my own way.

Finding Home

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Ilya Rozanov & Irina Rozanova, Ilya Rozanov/Original Male Character(s), Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov Characters: Irina Rozanova, Ilya Rozanov, Original Male Character(s), Original Female Character(s) Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Mental Health Issues, Just this once: Everybody lives, I kissed the brick, Frozen orange, Pre-Canon, Alternate Universe - Pre-Canon, Fluff, Fix-It, families

[ilexa]

On March 18, I wrote and 83-word mini-fic on a quote-thread. Three months later, it is my first official, published Heated Rivalry fic.

What if? What if Irina took Ilya and moved to join family in Brookline, Mass. What if Alexei chose to stay with their father. What if Ilya played for the US team, a Russian phenom among homegrown players. What if Irina got help for her depression? What if she still wonders sometimes if she made the right choice? What if she and Ilya both finally found a real home?

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

[intergalacticmca]

CONGRATS CANES AND FUCK YOU CARTER HART

[ilexa]

I was barely a few chapters into this 21-chapter masterpiece when I felt inspired to make a fic cover. I'm starting chapter 20 now, and I continue to be overwhelmingly in love.

There is No Heart for Me Like Yours by Profdanglais

Ilya Rozanov has been drafted by Boston, the number one pick overall, but his father doesn't want him moving to America and so takes steps to block his visa. He's going to have to go back to Russia and stay there forever and that, thinks Shane Hollander, is wrong.

It's so wrong that Shane can't stop himself from doing something about it. Even though that something is the most reckless, the only reckless thing he's ever done in his life. He marries Rozanov in secret, to keep him out of Russia and put him on a path to Canadian citizenship.

Shane's got a five-year plan to get him there and when you have a plan nothing can go wrong. Right? Right. When you have a solid plan and a marriage that's on paper only there's no risk of feelings getting involved. Not on Rozanov's part and certainly not on Shane's.

Right???

(or, the story of how Shane Hollander fell in love with his own husband)

[hollzy-baby]

They’re at the cottage and it’s near the end of the summer, Shane’s skin has gone golden and Ilya tackles him to their bed and holds Shane’s arms over his head and very sternly says, “Mr. Hollander, you have been withholding something from me?” And Shane laughs and shakes his head and Ilya tears off his shirt and his little shorts and settles in between his legs and says “You have freckles I have not kissed yet, very serious problem, emergency freckle audit must happen” and takes his toll for the very serious infraction of unkissed unknown Shane freckles

[dntat-makesthings]

The Bite | Rated E | Omegaverse | Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov

Shane has been hiding his designation for his entire NHL career. It's been hard, but its been worth it.

Then a single moment makes everything come tumbling down.

Read on AO3.

[dntat-makesthings]

Chapter 6 is up!

[dntat-makesthings]

Chapter 8 is now up :)

[dntat-makesthings]

Chapters 9 AND 10 now live!

[eemolu]

the idea that hollander "tamed" rozanov is really funny to shane because like. ilya finds it hot and is always going along with it, yes of course my husband is so sexy why do you think i moved to this boring fucking city. for dick. meanwhile shane knows the truth which is that ilya tamed himself. he herded shane like a sheepdog until he was exactly in the right position for ilya to flop down at his feet and say i love you, i am a one man guy, sleep with other people if you want but you are it for me, so shane is always there like ??? ilya. what are you talking about. i was literally prepared to be a secret slot on your roster for the rest of time without even admitting that i was gay until you decided to have me over make me lunch and say my name while you come like a love confession and ilya goes lyubmiyy. shut up. i was untamable you tamed the untamable and so shane has to be like yes, baby, i worked so hard, i used all my tricks but he's rolling his eyes because ilya wants to be a wolf shane coaxed inside to sleep on the hearth but instead he's a cat who snuck through the window and fell in love with his prey. self domesticated. and this is just one of the many perfect games they play

[you-cant-spell-subtext-without]

May I offer some emotional damage on this Tuesday? (Ending is happy)

🎧: Hit the Wall, Gracie Abrams

Edit by me 😘

[ilexa]

Well, well, well. I see we're throwing bricks this morning.

Gorgeous, beautiful bricks that end up just being softly lobbed oranges.

[jorja82729]

[ilexa]

This goes a long way to convincing me that he was NOT wearing a wig in Vampire Academy. (I totally thought he was. I don’t know why. But clearly this is just what his grown out hair looks like.)

(Doesn’t that other guy look like baby Ryan Phillippe in the top picture?)

[ilexa]

So I blogged this July 5, 2015, deep in my Vampire Academy era. It just came up in notifs, and 13 (!) years later, it feels like a sign to get started on that Hollanov fencing AU.

[shanehollandered]

that was so fucking hot.

[ilexa]

The face journey from “yeah I fucked you so good you’re dumb with it” to “how was I so dumb? oh god I am so fucked” is just … chef’s kiss.

[rozanovshane]

toddler shane refusing to talk after his hockey team lose a game. yuna & david are trying to be encouraging like “bud!! you played so good!!” and shane is ignoring them while climbing into his car seat where he’s going to angrily drink his juice box and then chew on the straw.

[rabbittush]

He’s had a rough day…

[ilexa]

This is Ilya Rozanov’s favorite Baby Shane story. David has a photo. Ilya gets it blown up to 18x24 and hangs it in the trophy room.

[lavenderprose]

I've been thinking about it and yeah I think Ilya wakes Shane up on his birthday by sitting on top of him and then waiting for Shane to wake up slowly, soft and curious and then Ilya hums happy birthday as he goes down Shane's body and maybe sucks his dick a bit but the main event, the pièce de résistance really is the part where Ilya eats him out until he's completely boneless, just rag doll limp and moaning softly with his knees around his ears, compressed into a shape that is just so right and Ilya is doing that thing where he massages the arch of Shane's foot with his thumb while he fucks him with his tongue and the bliss of it--it's like nothing exists but the floating life raft of their bed on this gently flowing ocean of desire and sex and love.

Then after he comes and Ilya is kissing his way up his side, over his hip and ribs and through his armpit hair and finally to his neck, Ilya says, "Maybe is unfair that it's your birthday but I get to eat cake," and Shane groans from his very toes and tries to push Ilya off the bed and then they WRESTLE while Ilya's dick is still hard and there is cum on one of Ilya's cowlicks. They're married and they're best friends and it's Shane's birthday and they're gonna win the Stanley Cup next month.