Prepare for your examination...

Greetings, my freunds. I am zhe Medic for Reliable Excavation Demolition (R.E.D for short). If you have any questions, please ask away and I will answer what I can. Magic!Anon: None in the moment

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if you harmed zhe doktor i svear to gott i vill kill you! >:( ~Red FemMedic

As I have said earlier ..

Nothing too serious ..

I just needed to take my revenge

@bunnyangelword

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You sure those cigarettes are such a good idea Spy? I've heard lung cancer is a hella lot more painful way to go.

And I do believe I didn’t ask for your opinion, dear Anon.

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OOC: Sorry that the time schedule have slipped a bit, but I have been busy with work and competition stuff, so hopefuly you won’t mind that I’m dragging Spytober through November as well. Again, sorry.

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So spy, have you been hanging out with yr boyfriend lately ?

Boyfriend? I’m afraid you’ll have to be more specific.

Mon ami, I am an international, professional killer. My job has certain parts that require a more refined form of stealth. A bit more …seductive, so to speak. This applies to men just as much as it does to women.

So tell me: what could ever make you think that I have been with only one~?

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Oi spook!! What ya bloody hell do ta’ ma Boyfr—eeehhmm.. ta’ the doctor!!! I’ll shoot that bloody nogging ya’ call a head!! You bloody wanker!!

Mymy, feeling a bit agitated, aren’t we, Mr. Mundy?

I know it must be difficult for you to understand this, considering that lump of soil you call a brain, so allow me to explain it in a manner even you can understand:

I would be careful what comes out of that mouth of yours, or your precious docteur won’t be around for long.At least, he won’t be as “pretty” as usual once my balisong and I are done with him …

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-gasp- WHAT DID YOU DO TO THE DOCTOR?!

Don’t worry yourself. I haven’t done anything too serious …yet~

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hi. i wanna pet your hair. -alex

So sorry, mon ami.I’m afraid that in my line of business, it’s a little …difficult.

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Doctor, i´m curious, ehat happend to head-spy? Does he annoys you? or talk a lot? in any case, hugs from this little bunny

Head-Spy? Oh, the capitated head I kept in my fridge! Haha, yes …ah, that seems like ages ago, doesn’t it? Well, to be honest, I don’t re..——-SECURITY BREACH! INTRUDER IN THE BASE!——-

Excuse me for a moment…

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Sorry to pop in unannounced …

but it would seem that your docteur is currently …not available~

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Doctor, i´m curious, ehat happend to head-spy? Does he annoys you? or talk a lot? in any case, hugs from this little bunny

Head-Spy? Oh, the decapitated head I kept in my fridge! Haha, yes …ah, that seems like ages ago, doesn’t it? Well, to be honest, I don’t re..——-SECURITY BREACH! INTRUDER IN THE BASE!——-

Excuse me for a moment…

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Medic medic! Guess what!...I am in 4 year of medicine already :3 Maybe one day I will be a good doktor like you nun.

Ah, congratulations!Hopefully, you’ll achieve a long, successful career …unless you call me “nun“ again, because then I swear that you won’t be living for a very long time.

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hello there Medic. i am so sorry for what happened at Smissmas our teams Scout broke into my lab, wreak my lab, somehow hacked my computer and did that question. by the time i got there my lab was a mess and my laptop had viruses on it. i assure you he got punished GREATLY. i hope you are well. ~Red Fem Medic

… Oh, that episode. Yes, that was unusual in some way, but it didn’t really do much damage in my case, just a minor irritation.Sorry to hear about the state of both your laptop and your lab. I don’t know how much was damaged, but from your words, I can guess it wasn’t a pleasing sight to behold.

Thanks for the update, though. Nice to hear from the other teams once in a while.

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Hey! We all forget stuff sometimes! You're forgiven. How have things been going around base lately? Any new experiments~?

I’ve had some ideas for experiments that I would like to try. Unfortunately, that would require some new …volunteers..

…Say, you wouldn’t happen to be busy in the near future, would you~?

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Well I study biology now. I guess that makes me your partner m8.

…And what the hell do you mean by you being my partner!? I’m fairly certain that I’m in no need of a “partner”, like, at all!

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Am I a guinea pig .

A… guinea pig? I would hope not..?

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Whats up bro???? *spins my fidget spinner* its JEFF

Snipers voice, echoing from the hallway: IF THAT’S THAT WANKER JEFF AGAIN, YOU TELL HIM HE CAN TAKE HIS BLOODY SPINNER AND SHOVE IT UP HIS ARSE!

…… I’m not getting into this discussion.

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Now that you are back from the dead, what are you going to do?

First, I should probably make sure that the team is in a somewhat decent state. My last “method” wasn’t probably good in the long run.

Second: Take my revenge on those who so utterly deserve it~

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I am going to cuddle you to death

Seriously, what is it with you people and “cuddling”!?