Slice Of Falsettos

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Listen to me okay what if Christine Canigula was a transmasc like she's an egg in the musical

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And of course, someone makes an asshole comment.

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Continue reading for Falsettos fan fiction :D

Trina takes a sip of her wine and laughs "isn't it kinda funny we are the only straight people in this whole family, only 3 people”

“Not me. I’m gay” Mendel says

Trina breathing stops, she feels her heartbeat quicken and then she starts breathing again too fast, but also feels her chest stopping breathing for a minute or two in between, her vision blurs, she cant be left again.

“YOUR GAY?” Jason yells out, surprised.

“I had a crush on a man back in high school, his name was Irving, got me into being a psychiatrist” Mendel replies

Trina quickly downs the rest of her drink as she sobs “Dont leave me”

“Oh I didn't mean that! I'm sorry!” Mendel looked at his sobbing wife, he has to be a good psychiatrist. He has to help.  “Dont be sad! I like you, no love you more then anything, i just used to like boys so i called myself gay but i like you now i think i might be turned straight”

“Cordelia told me that was bisexual” Says Jason “I think you should do some research”

“Thank you Mendel” She says while wiping her tears “Also thank you Jason for helping Mendel know what he is”

She cleans herself up as she says “Well i guess then its more funny that only two of us are straight”