ASmolWeirdo

[asmolweirdo]

Hey read this before interacting with me!!!

Hi! I'm Smol. Let me give you some info about me and my blog so we can get along :)

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I'm female and use she/her pronouns.

I'm demi-omni-romantic asexual, but I'll also refer to myself as ace, queer, and gay.

I use tone indicators and I appreciate when other people use them, but it's not a big deal if you dont want to use them with me!!

I'm comfortable answering questions about my identities as long as I can tell I'm being asked about them genuinely, and not to bully me or others with similar identities.

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My most common fandom interactions are with:

-Five Nights at Freddy's

-Team Fortress 2

-Hazbin Hotel/Helluva Boss

- Minecraft

Less common interactions are with:

-Undertale/Deltarune

-Owl House

-Inscryption

-Skyrim/Elder Scrolls

-The Amazing Digital Circus

-Some Nintendo franchises, namely Mario, Kirby, and Pokémon

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I block tags and accounts for two reasons:

1. The content is offensive to me, the content is on my block list, or the content makes me uncomfortable.

2. The content is harmless but not something I want to see, such as fandoms I'm not in.

If I've blocked you for the latter reason and you want to contact me, don't feel like you can't. I'm alright with unblocking anyone I blocked for harmless content reasons.

If you don't have any content on your profile, I may block you under the assumption you're a bot. A random reblog or two is all I need to see to know you're a human. I'll unblock you if this is why you've been blocked, just dm me.

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My blog is a very informal shitpost page where I ramble about whatever's on my mind. This means it might be cursed or bizarre sometimes.

Common triggers on my blog are swearing, school, and light discussion of mental disorders and neurodivergencies. I don't regularly tag these, so if any of these are triggers for you, please consider blocking me.

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If you are or associate with any of the following, I'm going to block you.

-Transmed | ace exclusionist | anti-microlabel

-Supports Trump | Supports Blue Lives Matter | Supports Autism Speaks

-NSFW (irl or animated porn) blog or regularly posts NSFW | Regularly likes/reblogs NSFW content

-Political blog or regularly posts political news/thoughts/opinions

-Please do NOT ask me for donations for any reason!! If you send me an ask or mention me asking for money you're getting blocked and reported for spam. I'm very sick of this.

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Thank you for reading my bio!!!!!

[asmolweirdo]

Hotboxing my bedroom with vicks

[asmolweirdo]

You're telling me you frenched these fries???

[asmolweirdo]

Saw my school's play with two friends and there was a sudden sex scene and they both looked at me like I put that scene there. I was like! You're missing the show!! Look at them not me!! I painted the floor they were fuckin' on

[asmolweirdo]

Dropped my phone in paint today. My audio sounds like pigment now

[asmolweirdo]

There was a milk drinking competition on campus today and like 200 people showed up to watch. They were chanting all sorts of things. I painted the nearby pond while that was happening

[asmolweirdo]

Inventing time travel by microwaving a clock. I'm sure travelling now! (to the hospital)

[asmolweirdo]

Advanced alien race watching earth from afar via our internet but haven't figured out there's a difference between the letters i and L horrified at the rising power of an incomprehensible being named AL. It shows them deformed bodies and impossible places and just the worst porn. They don't know the images aren't real. They think AL is doing that to people. They don't know if making contact to save us from AL is worth risking invoking his wrath upon themselves. Is this anything

[asmolweirdo]

Lotta faggotry in the minecraft movie. hope they explore this in future game updates

[asmolweirdo]

Sweet dreams are made of bees

Who am I to diss the bees?

Travel the world with the seven bees

Everybody's looking for honey

[asmolweirdo]

1. I got a kitten (Teddy) who acts exactly like you'd expect a kitten to act (constant chaos, hand biting, face slapping, etc).

2. My adult cat (Karl) does not like Teddy because they've only cohabited for a couple weeks. Teddy is contained to the second floor of my house, and usually just my bedroom, for this reason.

3. Teddy is quick and slippery and also an anarchist so he ran past me when I tried to leave my room the other night. Karl was chilling in the guest room across from my room unbeknownst to me.

4. Teddy decided he would like to play a nice game of Grab That Other Cat's Ass with an unwilling Karl, who was desperately trying to get away from the little bastard. Karl is the most polite girl on the planet so she was just trying to run away, she doesn't seem to know she has the ability to smack him.

5. At this point I'm tripping over myself and yelling for backup trying to grab either of the cats to separate them. My dad manages to grab Teddy as the two guys run past him and Karl escapes downstairs, and we close the door behind her.

6. My mom comes up because she heard me yelling, and she notices drops of blood on the carpet. Oh fuck. After maybe 5 seconds of us trying to figure out which cat got hurt the adrenaline wore off and I realized my foot hurts. Turns out I'm the bleeder. I think Karl accidentally clawed me by stepping on my foot while she was running.

7. I go clean my wound while my dad busts out the deep cleaner to get my blood out of the carpet and my mom goes to do cat therapy for Karl.

8. I go to bed after this (it's like 11pm at this point) but before that I texted my friend about the situation since he's invested in my cat soap opera.

9. I wake up at like 3pm today (I procrastinated on dealing with the pain by sleeping in) to worried texts from said friend making sure I didn't die.

10.

[asmolweirdo]

[asmolweirdo]

1. I got a kitten (Teddy) who acts exactly like you'd expect a kitten to act (constant chaos, hand biting, face slapping, etc).

2. My adult cat (Karl) does not like Teddy because they've only cohabited for a couple weeks. Teddy is contained to the second floor of my house, and usually just my bedroom, for this reason.

3. Teddy is quick and slippery and also an anarchist so he ran past me when I tried to leave my room the other night. Karl was chilling in the guest room across from my room unbeknownst to me.

4. Teddy decided he would like to play a nice game of Grab That Other Cat's Ass with an unwilling Karl, who was desperately trying to get away from the little bastard. Karl is the most polite girl on the planet so she was just trying to run away, she doesn't seem to know she has the ability to smack him.

5. At this point I'm tripping over myself and yelling for backup trying to grab either of the cats to separate them. My dad manages to grab Teddy as the two guys run past him and Karl escapes downstairs, and we close the door behind her.

6. My mom comes up because she heard me yelling, and she notices drops of blood on the carpet. Oh fuck. After maybe 5 seconds of us trying to figure out which cat got hurt the adrenaline wore off and I realized my foot hurts. Turns out I'm the bleeder. I think Karl accidentally clawed me by stepping on my foot while she was running.

7. I go clean my wound while my dad busts out the deep cleaner to get my blood out of the carpet and my mom goes to do cat therapy for Karl.

8. I go to bed after this (it's like 11pm at this point) but before that I texted my friend about the situation since he's invested in my cat soap opera.

9. I wake up at like 3pm today (I procrastinated on dealing with the pain by sleeping in) to worried texts from said friend making sure I didn't die.

10.

[asmolweirdo]

Hey I'm getting a kitten next month what do I name her

Gary Little Friend

William Pickles

Something else (reblog w suggestions)

Voting ended onApr 4, 2024

My cat (Karl) needs a friend so we're getting a kitten from a local shelter. We want to give her a stupid name because we have a strange sense of humor. The options are actual names we're considering. Honorable mentions that we've ruled out are Prozac, Sourpuss, and Herpes. We don't know what breed she is yet (the shelter doesn't advertise their kittens so they don't have pictures & she's in foster rn). I'll post pics of the baby when we get her.

Reblog so more people can decide what kind of clown my cat will be please <3

[asmolweirdo]

I lied to you all this is Theodore Pickles and he's male. Please be nice he's conscious of his receding hairline

[asmolweirdo]

Hey I'm getting a kitten next month what do I name her

Gary Little Friend

William Pickles

Something else (reblog w suggestions)

Voting ended onApr 4, 2024

My cat (Karl) needs a friend so we're getting a kitten from a local shelter. We want to give her a stupid name because we have a strange sense of humor. The options are actual names we're considering. Honorable mentions that we've ruled out are Prozac, Sourpuss, and Herpes. We don't know what breed she is yet (the shelter doesn't advertise their kittens so they don't have pictures & she's in foster rn). I'll post pics of the baby when we get her.

Reblog so more people can decide what kind of clown my cat will be please <3

[asmolweirdo]

sm64 mario is a creature i think. like i could go to a park and see one long jumping thru the grass. i can offer him some stale bread and he'll cautiously approach me and take it. makes happy wahoo sounds while he eats then follows me back to my car

[orteil42]

👇 one day i hope to do this with someone very dear to me

[asmolweirdo]

@mr-random-artist hey do u wanna rotate w me

[asmolweirdo]

epic custody battles of history