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Dad: She's a cocktail of emotions

Me: A Molotov cocktail

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My energy does not match my aspirations.

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Rewatching Game of Thrones on my maternity leave. Now every time I take my baby's leg out of her footie pajamas I tell her to bend the knee.

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I cry and my heart breaks every time I come home and you're not here

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I can't remember the last time I cried so much.

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There's nothing like scratching your forehead after wearing a beanie all day.

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I am so tired I dreamt about taking a nap

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Sitting here super anxious waiting for 9am so I can try and buy this limited edition Phlegm print release.

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I was at the airport today and from far away saw someone who looked like an old friend. Made me think about all these things I had forgotten about. Going to shows, watching Dave Chappelle and bouncing on their giant trampoline stoned every week, making up dramatic scenes to Nightfist songs while driving home from San Francisco after seeing They Might Be Giants, pulling up their pants that kept falling down while they were playing guitar at a show at Maui Pizza lol.

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Every fucking time my heart breaks

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The kids of today will never know the joy of spelling out boobs on a calculator

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I played phasmophobia without dying for the first time last night. Thank you ghost orbs for not making me go down into the basement again.

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I forget what its like to feel good

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I'm rewatching 500 Days of Summer for the first time in a million years and they have landlines.

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Wheelers vs. Warriors

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I went to a busy gas station with my mom. She comments that everyone and their mom is there and I'm like yeah that really rings true for me.

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I dont know where I'm at.