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nothing screams girlhood more than reading fanfics late at night in bed
âBut if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.â
not even risking that shit
scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button.Â
Last comment same thing. Sorry to the next person who sees this. I just canât risk it. I have things I need to do before my life becomes hell. Lol
man i fucking hate yall who tf put this up knowing damn well we all gonna reblog it im heated im really sick af bout thisÂ
I donât play that shit lol sorry
WHyyyy
Sorry everyone
If only if only the woodpecker sighs the bark on the tree was as soft as the sky why the wolf waits below hungry and lonely he cries to the moon if only if only
Shiddd
this post followed me to Facebook and im sooo annoyed!
Itâs been a MINUTE since Iâve seen Madame Zeroni, fr fr
I HATE TUMBLR FKKKK SAKES
LMAOOOO
Not tryna fuck up any of my planetary Returns~
One time I didnât and I was broke for like a month but the next time I seen it I rebloged it and a bitch just got 500 out the blue and a 20 gift card
Iâm sorry. Weâre so close to the edge I just canât risk it.
Sorry y'all I ainât gonna be the one to piss off Madame Zeroni.
I was checking a blog to see if it was on the up and she was here. Always show respect to Madame Zeroni.
I canât believe after all these years I finally encountered herâ
Ainât taking no chances
sorry, not gonna risk it đŹ
Hi! I was the actually the person who requested the Patrick Bateman fic, I just wanna that you actually did really good!
as for your future work for him, could make it a bit more dark? Are you going to do a remake?
Hello there!
I am most likely going to do a remake, and I definitely will be more prepared! I had a huge writer's block because of high school and mental health, the patrick bateman fic was something I was seriously behind on. And under so much pressure, I just rushed the story and posted it. So I was not prepared at all.
Take care!
About my Patrick Bateman fic
hey guys!
Iâm not really happy with the way the âvoidâ fic turned out, so Iâm willing to do any requested head-cannons following the AU. I do ask that you do head-cannons only (I promise to put more detail in them all!) for one shots are not something I am able to do as of now.
thank you guys so much for over 100 followers! I would not be here if it werenât for your immense love and support :)
Stay tuned for my other upcoming work!
Take care!
"đđđđż"- Platonic Yandere! Patrick Bateman x Son! reader
SYNOPSIS:
In which the American Psycho welcomes his offspring...
WARNINGS: Gore, murder, isolation, reader is seven, infidelity, insanity, this also makes no sense
Growing up, you were pampered by your parents, who loved you very much; you were their pride and joy.
Your Father would come home from work with your favorite kinds of toys, as your Mother would be in the kitchen preparing dinner. Youâd run up to him in awe as she would watch the scene unfold in endearment.
Perfect family, right? Anyone would say that, but the three of you were genuinely happy. No facade unlike everyone else.
Alas, it would all changeâŚ
Christmas eve had arrived, and the wife of your Fatherâs coworker was holding a party. Every man came with their wife, children perhaps, some were just alone...Â
Everyone there knew that you were the apple of Paulâs eye, and they could see why. You were an adorable child; curious, eager, kindâŚ
You were playing with the other fellow children when you sensed someoneâs gaze burning into your back. In instinct, you looked behind to see a man staring at you, no emotion evident. He seemed like one full of hollow, yet gorgeous at the same time. When he noticed you staring back, he smiled, one that never reached his eyes. It was your way of knowing if a person was truly happy or not.Â
Your little trance was interrupted once you felt your Mother frantically lift you, muttering apologies as she hurried you into the car. Your Father kept arguing that it was ridiculous to leave an event so early, how disrespectful it was. But your Mother could not care any less, for she did not say a single word. Which was ironic, seeing as though she was one to fight back.Â
Bedtime had arrived. Paul pecked you on the cheek as he tucked you in, not leaving before apologizing about his arguing with your Mother. You didnât blame him, you too were confused. Your time of bonding with the other children was ruined. And she was always the one to tell you to make friends, so this greatly upset you.
Your mind suddenly shifted towards the strange man you encountered back at the party, wondering what he could have possibly wanted. The way he gazed at you with so much intensity, yet no emotion, caused your bones to endure an unpleasant feeling.
You woke up to your parents arguing. To understand what was going on, you decided to eavesdrop, despite your Father telling you once that it was impolite. You could hear your Mother repeating an ultimatum of not attending any of his coworkerâs events again, whilst Paul talked over her in bewilderment.Â
While your parents loved one another, they often had petty arguments, which would lead to them giving the cold shoulder for days.
This time, however, you blamed your Mother. Had it not been for her odd behavior this would have never occurred in the first place. You didnât outright ignore her, but you were distant. And she knew.
It was just you and your nanny one night, for your Father was still at work, whereas your Mother was elsewhere. Your Father eventually returned, but your Mother never did. Her number was dialed multiple times, and fellow friends were questioned. But all attempts were to no avail, she was never found.
Your Father was never the same again because deep down he knew she was never going to return. Paranoia would consume him concerning your well-being, making him breathe down your neck constantly. Whenever youâd voice your frustration to your friends, theyâd say that you had it lucky, as their parents didnât do the parenting, but rather the servants. The only one who understood you was your nanny. Paul lost his wife, while you lost your Mother. Instead of providing moral support, he continuously leaned on your shoulder, only recognizing his pleas, not yours.Â
It eventually led to alcoholism and him partying often with his friends, yet he still maintained decent money, surprisingly. While he never laid his hands on you, he did tend to be aggressive. Your nanny stressed about reporting him to child protective services, but you convinced her not to. You were an endearing little boy, something you inherited from your Mother. The thought of Paul being behind bars hurt your heart.
On a particular afternoon, your Father came home with company. He called for you to greet the guest.
You ran downstairs, not wanting to agitate him. Dread filled your mind, for the strange man from the Christmas party stood. You felt his gaze, except this time the look on his face seemed genuine. However, you could still sense something odd. Wanting to keep the peace, you were granted permission to leave and retreated to your bedroom. In two hours, you could hear faint chattering and laughter as your head was pressed against your Pillow, which lulled you to sleep. As your eyelids shut close, you could feel someoneâs presence near.
To you and Paul, he was Marcus Halberstram. But behind closed doors, he was Patrick Bateman.Â
Patrick Bateman was a man, one who was almost unreal. Physically? He existed. Emotionally? Absent. He was shallow and would feel little to nothing. The only emotions that consumed him were those that were vile.Â
In a world like this, you cannot tell whether one is feigning grace or is genuine. You can surely predict. Patrick, however, realized something. Children are pure and full of innocence; they will speak what's in their heads. Which is why he was fascinated yet disgusted by them. He never thought that one of his hookups would result in his very own offspring.Â
What infuriated him was that his worst rival was raising you, whilst you grew up for the past seven years thinking that this man is your Father.
From head to toe, he was perfect, even his pretense smile would captivate others. He was beautiful on the outside, but a beast on the inside. His fellow mates werenât indifferent, they were just like him. Selfish, materialistic, pretentious, cruel⌠psychopaths. Except they didnât kill.Â
Deep down, he had a desire. A desire to maintain a meaningful relationship, to stand out the most. His life was a rather dreadful simulation: sleep, eat, work, compete, murder⌠He yearned to feel somethingâŚÂ
So when he came to know about your existence, he felt something he had never felt in a long time, he could not tell what it was. What he did know was that it brought him joy.
Perhaps the fact that he took part in creating a literal human being praised his ego.Â
He yearned for some familial warmth, and you were most likely to grant it to him.
Patrick didn't even know that he came to admire you so much, to him you were an extension of himself.
â I cannot comprehend the fact that I took part in creating an actual human being, itâs fascinatingâŚâ
He saw you as an accomplishment, a possession.Â
Something to be shown off.
All his...
From head to toeâŚ
Your heart beats because of himâŚ
That being said, the thought of Paul getting to raise his pure son in glee while he'd internally suffer enraged him. Oh, but it would not be like that for too long...
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The feeling of your Father's hand placed on your cheek so affectionately was now a faint memory, as well as your Mother's warm smile.
Tears poured down your swollen cheeks as you silently pleaded for things to be as it once was. Promising yourself that you'd no longer blame your Mother for the fight.
You recalled the sympathetic gaze on detective Kimball's face as he informed you about your parents' whereabouts. Paul's body was found in a quite expensive overnight bag, with his head chopped. While your Mother was found buried alive.Â
A social worker, while finding you a place to stay, found out that Patrick Bateman was your Biological Father. And when he was offered custody, he gladly accepted. Almost as if he was prepared for itâŚ
That day had been so odd. His face shone from the beads of sweat glistened by the sunshine. His eyes held a glimpse of panic as he gave short answers, followed by fast breathing.
Sheâd decided to cut the meeting short due to discomfort. As long as she was paid good money, it was not her problem.
The man who had been calling you his own wasnât even your Father. Instead, it was the one whoâd scare you away.Â
You remembered one thing, people hardly had an identity of their own. Their mannerisms, hair, and style, were all very alike. Paulâs acquaintances, including himself, could almost twin one another; the arrogance in their voices, the expensive clothing, and accessories theyâd cockily flaunt, competitive auras.Â
You had realized. This was exactly why Paul and the others confused Patrick for Marcus because every single man is horrifyingly similar and one can almost not tell the difference.Â
Nonetheless, he was delighted to have you in his care. Heâd done so much just so you could be with him.
The moment he held you in his arms, his heart bruised and spiraled out of control.Â
His Fiance, Evelyn Richards, bitched about having to deal with a child who was not hers, especially one out of wedlock.Â
But what importance did she hold? The man was happy to have a living part of him around. So he ended things with her, after a fuss, that is.Â
Just by looking at you, his madness began. You were his precious baby boy⌠and you rightfully belonged to him.Â
No matter how many tears you shed, you had a new life now. Accepting it would make it easier, rather than missing what you thought was yours.Â
People would question your existence, but Patrick would always shrug it off.
He was the kind of Father that would give his child the world with his money.
You enquired him about going to school. But he fought against it, he knew of the monsters that laid underneath oneâs charming charisma.Â
You were quite intelligent for your own age, which he never failed to show offâŚÂ
His pride and joyâŚÂ
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âI KILLED PAUL ALLEN WITH AN AX IN THE FACE- HIS BODY IS DISSOLVING IN A BATHTUB IN HELLâS KITCHEN. I STABBED BELINDA ALLEN AND THEN I- FUCK! I BURIED HER SIX FEET UNDER AHAHA! BECAUSE THEY BOTH TOOK MY SON FROM ME- MY- SON! ⌠When-when I first found out about him, he was- I donât know- two or three years old⌠Belinda was married to Paul and slept with me, IT WAS A MOMENT OF NAKED BODIES AS WELL AS NAKED MINDS! I FELT SOMETHING WITH HER HOWARD- I DONâT KNOW WHAT- SHE WOULDNâT LET ME HAVE CUSTODY OF MY OWN SON- NOT EVEN TELL HIM WHO I WAS- FUCK! HEâS MINE HOWARD- TELL THE FUCKING JUDGE HEâS MINE!â
HI! How are you! Im from Australia Currently 6:30 over here! Love your work its very good! Fell in love with "A solemn promise", would you be interested in doing a My Hero fanfic for a ship! Again lots of love your doing amazing!
Hello there!
I find it so cool that there are people across the globe that look at my work, as well as your words of encouragement. It makes me really happy!
As for your request, did you mean to say "My Hero Academia"? If so, I don't mind making fics for the fandom! Just write what ship you'd like for me to do in my asks and you're all set!
Take care!
Repugnant! Yandere Platonic Mother Rapunzel x daughter Reader
PROLOGUE
Summary: You are Rapunzelâs illegitimate daughter, and you were snatched away at birth and sent away by Dame Gothel.Â
WARNING : This is an AU of the Grimms Brothers version, and the Grimms tales are quite dark and disturbing. So this AU will be too. If there are any questions about this AU, ask away! Not everything is cannon, obviously.
This includes body-shaming, gaslighting, insanity, gore, murder and child abuse.
(All images used do not belong to me but their rightful owner)
Locked all alone in curiosity, sorrow, and desireÂ
Up in a tower, so high. Nor did it have any doors or ladders
But only a small windowâŚ
There was no escapeâŚ
The Doe would often ponder: Did she have any other purpose than that long, golden, luscious hair on her head?
Often did Dame Gothel run those brittle, cold and boney fingers of herâs through those fine strands of hair.Â
âMother, I long to see the outsideâŚplease! I beg you!â sheâd cry, in hopes that the selfish witch would succumb in Rapunzelâs despair.
âRapunzel, arenât I enough for you? Why go to the outside world when you have me? I accompany you, protect you from the harsh danger and this is how you repay me? You ungrateful skank!âÂ
A pang of guilt would tug into her heart, she loved her Mother. Whoâd preserved her from brutal hands! And⌠this is what Rapunzel gave in return?Â
Defeated, she accepted her Fate.
It wasnât until a very special encounterâŚ
That would change her life foreverâŚ
"O Rapunzel, Rapunzel! Let down your hair!"Â
Gothel would cry, but it was not her. No, the voice belonged to a young manâŚ
In fear, sheâd quickly unbinded her hair and threw it down the window.
âWhy have you come here, please donât hurt me!â the girl cried. Astonished, the man defensively raised both arms, as if to symbolize heâd meant no harm.
âDo not fret! I could not help but be charmed by your singing! I had to see you!â he confessed.
Rapunzel had learned that he was no ordinary man, but the kingâs son. Who just happened to be taking a stroll in the forest. The royal palace had been suffocating him, and he needed fresh air.
The two had since become inseparable, Rapunzel would gush about the outside world whilst the prince would promise to fulfill her wish.Â
Friendship soon evolved to companionship.
Behind the witchâs back, the prince would climb onto the tower within the help of Rapunzelâs hair.Â
The girl had read stories in books, about two beings falling in love⌠starting a familyâŚ
How she desired to experience Motherhood, sheâd often wonder what it would be like, to have a part of her running around in nothing but pure joy.
Sheâd make sure of it.
â Someday, Rapunzel⌠you will become my Queen.â He pondered for a moment. âAnd we shall have a little princessâŚâ Rapunzel, in confusion, glanced towards the prince and gave him a questioning look. âAnd what shall happen if we conceive a prince, my dear?â
He heartedly laughed.Â
âMy beloved! My Father, right? He insists that daughters are inferior to sons.â
âReally now?â
âOh yes, yes! Heâd gush how joyful he is to have a prince, an heir to his throne!â
The prince chirped that any daughter of his would have the heart of a warrior. Heâd believed that all their children would inherit their Motherâs beautiful and long hair.
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The witch held a lifeless man in one hand. He hung from it, pale as his once gleeful eyes were bloodshot and wide-open.Â
Rapunzel could not utter a word, she could only hold her stomach where she bore another life. She howled in despair, realizing that her curiosity, desire for the outside world had gotten her darlingâs life robbed of him.Â
âYou are to not keep that bastard Rapunzel, you know none of what being a Mother is!â
She strolled to the pale girl with a knife, as the blood on it drooled down to her slender fingers.Â
âNo! Please, do not take my child away from me! Please Mother, I beg you!â Rapunzel grieved. The human being in her womb meant the world to her, both her and her belovedâs blood ran in their veins. Their love had made a human being altogether.Â
Dameâs boney hand was shaking recklessly, with spider veins that looked to almost be ripping out of her dry skin.Â
âA deal could do⌠right, my dear?â She snickered.
â After all, it is how your foul parents gave me to you. Some Lettuce was what they desired more than their own childâ she snarled. Rapunzel choked in broken sobs, she was not wrong at all.Â
âYou can bear the Bastard alrightâŚâ she proceeded, a tug of relief swarming the young to be Mother. âHowever, they shall not stay with you in the tower. Iâll leave it on some land of grass or whatsoever. I could care less.â
Rapunzelâs heart sank down her throat. No, she could not live without her baby! She screamed as Gothel dragged her down to the dungeon where sheâd spend another gruesome nine months inâŚ
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Eyes dry, red and blurry, Rapunzel suffered from a headache. Her child had been conceived a month earlier, during the cold and brittle winter. Giving birth was a tragic experience, sheâd been tied down by her own hair in the freezing dungeon. Throat sore from screaming in agony, head pounding by the harsh yelling from Dame, body aching from the position she had been in, and the cold.Â
The worst of all was when Dame Yanked out the baby after the last push, holding them carelessly by their ankle.Â
Rapunzel screamed with her sore throat to let her child into her arms, heart clenching from seeing her baby in pain. She did not get to hold them, the moment was robbed from her. She did not know whether she had a son, or a daughter, like her beloved desired for one.Â
She was once again upstairs, sitting on her chair as she stared at the wall.Â
All numbâŚ
In a sudden, rage consumed her.Â
This was her child! A part of her! And that witch dare take that from her!?
She stood up on her feet, not minding the pounding headache sheâd been enduring since the delivery. And furiously braided her hair very tightly, she made sure of it.
The witch had ridiculed her swollen stomach, whereas she embraced it, for it was a gift from her baby.Â
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âRapunzel, Rapunzel let down your hair!âDame cried.
In no time, Rapunzelâs long, golden braid was thrown down.Â
She climbed up the braid and was met with a pale Girl in front of her.
 Disgusted, she scoffed.
â That saggy belly of yours has really ruined your once beautiful, slender figure, Rapunzelâ she sighed. âI almost regret not stabbing the bastard while it laid in your womb.âÂ
She strolled to the counter where she laid a casket full of potatoes. But before she could start laying any, a very tight and thick grip strangled her neck.
âI have to say Mother⌠I never thought that my beautiful, long hair could be used for painâŚ! Your pain!â
Rapunzel pondered, thinking about her child. How theyâd been mercilessly taken away from her. How Dame treated them brutally. The more she thought about it, the more Gothelâs life started to fade awayâŚ
And in a matter of time, the witch was no moreâŚ
The corners of Rapunzelâs lips curved upwards, realizing she had killed her childâs abuser.Â
She was going to find her baby and never let them goâŚ
Thank you @zircis and everyone who got me to 50 reblogs!
â¨Prompt Timeâ¨
Fandom: FNAF
The Bite of 83 was the tragedy that nearly ruined the Afton family. Yet no one could have predicted that the worst was yet to come.
A small cigarette that led to a fire on the Afton household. Leaving the eldest son alive, but everyone believes the entire family that was in the house have died. A few days later, Evan Afton would wake up from his coma. He may have survived his head injury but he suffers from amnesia. He would then be sent to an orphanage while Michael is unconscious and fighting to survive from his burns in another hospital.
A few months pass, and Evan is adopted by a loving family. Two beautifully and caring parents who already have twins (both identical to their mother but with their fatherâs eyes)and an older boy, a carbon copy of his father. Once the adoption is official, the family would later on move away due to a job offer from a successful company. They moved away to New York City and a few weeks later, Michael would wake up in a hospital bed only to discover his parents and sister are dead and his baby brother had been sent to an orphanage. Will the two brothers ever find each other again? If they do, will Evan Afton even remember his biological family?
What if it was best to leave things as it was for the sake of Evan Aftonâs happiness?
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AU! Platonic Yandere Michael
If any of you have a curious brain, go ahead and ask more about this AU!
First of all, apologies from me for posting extremely late. School isnât taking it easy on me. đĽ This is based off my previous post for my
HI, do you do any non platonic yandere's? Just Curious!
Hi there love! I do actually make Yandere oneshots/headcannons that are not platonic. As for non-yanderes, I'm not sure. I've yet to figure that out, but I'm glad you asked that question! :)
HI, Love your stuff! is it possible to give any insight as to what your plan is for the future your really good at what you do! Any way that I could help a small creator like you! Cant wait for your Patrick Bateman!
Hello there!
I am so glad you are enjoying my work, it really makes me happy! You can support me by simply giving me encouraging words love! And I plan to write fanfictions as a hobby/ a way to entertain people :)
About My Patrick Bateman fanfic, it is ACTUALLY going to be uploaded soon, I did do my best to make it suspenseful haha!
do u take movie suggestions
if so u should watch howls moving castle its rlly good lol
Actually, I have watched it before! But thanks for recommending it anyway, because Iâm down for watching it all over again! â¤ď¸
writing tips pls
I always make a summary of how I want my story to play out (donât worry about grammar or structure, the goal is to pour all your ideas in. So just go on with writing your story. This will be your rough copy) ! Once Iâm done , I make a new and better version of it.
on google docs, there is this feature where you can add comments (itâs in Microsoft word as well, even in other writing softwares I assume) . If Iâm in the midst of writing a story and there is a scene I want to add in, I add a comment to remind myself to include it later on (I write it however I want it to be structured in the comment. Then once I get to the part where I want to add it in, I copy it from that comment and paste it) .
if youâre writing fanfiction about a certain character, try making that said character canon-like ( in order to do this, you should do a psychological analysis, and observe their motives and the way they speak; what tone do they use? What is their figure of speech?)
write your own character analysis! It gives you a much better idea of your character/ fanfic character!
put your emotions into your story! Certain kinds of music (dark academia, etc.) can help you with that!
I hope this helps, good luck with your writing journey! â¤ď¸
An update!
Hey folks! How are you?Â
Earlier this year, I made a list of my upcoming fics based on the requests I received, and I wanted to let you know that they will be posted during the winter break.Because by then Iâll have lots of time!Â
Take care of yourself, you matter!Â
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The fact that you even managed to keep your innocence all the way up to High school will be so shocking to each of the groups. Plus, if you mix in the fact with how adorable you are and that no one managed to ask you out to even consider doing those types of âactivitiesâ will just baffle them.
Now, the Losers Club will be the first to befriend your cute self.Â
How you even merged yourself in the group will be up to you.
Maybe you were late to class and you bumped into Bill in the hall, your books and papers scattering everywhere while you slammed harshly on the groundâan embarrassed blush on your face.Â
Or you defended Beverly in the bathroom when Greta and her possy wouldnât leave her alone.
Perhaps you were lab partners with Ben, the shy boy nervously asking if you would like to sit with him and his friends at lunch to go over notes.Â
How ever you meet them and get pushed into their tight niche, they will all come to the same conclusion: they want you.
Bill loves your innocence, to him itâs like a breath of fresh air. Plus, youâre super kind to Georgie offering to play with him if he and the rest of the Losers are busy putting around in the garage. Honestly, you add to this boyâs lifeâgiving him inspiration to do about anything!
*BONUS! Bill literally dies of cuteness when you compliment on his art. Please, please, please praise him on it! You are raising his confidence if you do!*
Richie finds you oddly hilarious and makes it his sole mission to get you to ask questions on what certain âgesturesâ and âsayingsâ mean. The trash mouth is honestly S H O O K on how you managed to stay pure and will spend his time trying to make you uncomfortable and red as a tomato!Â
*BONUS! Richie is starved for attention since he doesnât get enough of it at home. If you visit him during the weekend by yourself with no other Loser member well⌠youâre going to make a boy cry.*
Eddie finds it his duty to protect your innocence and influence from certain people (*cough* Richie *cough*). He finds your innocence as well as your kindness and acceptance to be pretty damn adorable! He also absolutely loves it when you agree with him on certain things (ie. not playing/swimming near a sewer).
*BONUS! Eddie will be exceptionally proud of you if you manage to get on his momâs good side (which is near impossible for anyone)! If you charm her and showcase enough of your innocence she will grant you her âblessingâ to hang out with her Eddie bear!*
Beverly, oh boy! This girl is a whole new world of awkward mess. She. Just. Finds. You. Too. C U T E!!!! Itâs not too bad either that you are another girl, one where she can confind things too without it being embarrassing to the boys, but an open-minded one as well. She just finds your way of looking at things to be optimistic and hopeful.
*BONUS! She will never, and I do mean never, let you meet her dad nor will you ever come over to her house. Sheâs extremely protective of you when it comes to him and will get physical if that bastard ever starts to wonder âwho this girl my bevy hangs out with.â Hell will freeze over before she allows you to get subjected to that pervert!*
Ben, this poor boy! He loves how you donât judge him for his weight or his taste in music! He also loves it when you stick up for him during school (especially P.E)!Â
*BONUS! Knowing your personality in this headcannon, I can personally see the reader squishing Benâs cheeks and squealing at how cute he is! This will not only warrant you getting jealous looks but a cute flustered boy gazing at you with such a red face it looks like a strawberry!*
Mike is the more calm and collect one of the whole group. Yes, he finds you adorable and just wants to hug the ever living fluff out of you, but he controls himself better. Plus, heâs kind of shy on how to approach you. In a way, he thinks of himself unworthy of your delicate form. So, with that in mind, youâre going to have approach him first if you want him to open up!
*BONUS! You remember that scene where Henry calls Mike those awful slurs? Mike will die a happy man if you stick up for him! Please, for the love of everything holy, stick up for him and let those people know that you do not care what color Mike is! You WILL stand by and support him!*
Last, but not least, Stan the man! This Jewish boy is just a stuttering mess around you. Like, arms weak, hands sweaty, momâs spaghetti heart pounding! He also tries to impress you with his boy scout knowledge (pointing out birds, listing off dangerous plants, and showing you how to tie different knots)! Heâs also not afraid to show affection! Hugs, hand holding, and occasional cuddling will happen!
*BONUS! Stanley has a weakness for your hair, like, he loves brushing and braiding it! Itâs like a weird comfort thing for him and it helps him relax (oddly enough)!*
Now, once they learn they all have feelings for you...all hell breaks loose.
Fights (not it front of you) will break out along with sabotaging one another to be close to you.
Eddie screeching at everyone if they spend more time with you.
Richie making his jokes and slight jabs more insult-like.
Beverly, smartly may I add, using the fact that sheâs a girl to spend nights over at your place.
Stanley using every good-boy charm in him to sweet talk your parents into allowing him to pick you up in the mornings.
Bill convincing his parents to have you babysit Georgie because he and his friends are going out...only to sneak back in and hang with you.
Ben using the tactic of âstudy datesâ so you can âhelpâ him in math.
Mike, using the same strategy as Ben, sweetly asking for help in schooling since heâs home schooled and canât ask a teacher.
They want to spend as much time with you as they could.
However, all of that stops when they realize they have more competition.Â
How you meet the Bowers Gang will always be the same: they jumped you. Â
Of course, you spending a whole lot of time with the Losers Club did bring you unwanted attention and not in a good way... at first.Â
It happened so fast. You were just walking home from school (your usual walking buddy, Bev, having to stay late for a project) when you were suddenly slammed into the ground.
Lurking over your figure is none other than the famous Bowers Gang.
Should I open a Wattpad account?
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Can't wait for your platonic yandere Patrick Bateman!
Thank you so much! Yâall have no idea how much you motivate me â¤ď¸
Hey everyone! Hereâs a list of the upcoming fics!
Platonic Yandere Steve Harrington!
Another Platonic Yandere Vance Hopper!
Platonic Yandere Patrick Bateman!
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