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jackal - he/they - 21 |REQUESTS ARE CLOSED| inbox: 0/7 - drafts: 4/7

[crypticjackal13]

Welcome to the blog BABEY

(this is my about me post ALONG WITH MY REQUEST RULES JUST IN CASE)

You guys can call me Jackal! I'm just constantly trying my darndest to...well, exist.

This page is mostly for Lego Monkie Kid content!!! (But check tags, I have more fandom options)

I'm cool with writing most things, but here are my favorite formats(some that I try on my own, not here in the open): Head canons, One shots/drabbles, Playlists

Topics I will REFUSE to write: s/h, sewer slide, pregnancy, d3ath(this includes mu4d34), yandere, and hardcore angst.

*I will not write smut, however I'm okay with suggesting it within the writing(i.e. saying that they woke up in the same bed after a long night)

Topics I like to write in particular: Fluff, comfort, family dynamic stuff(found or biological), generally romantic stuff?

If I receive any hate asks or just stupid ignorant stuff I will not answer.

I WILL DO X READER. YOU CAN SPECIFY THE PRONOUNS YOU WANT, BUT IF YOU DONT SPECIFY I WILL BE DOING GENDER NEUTRAL BY DEFAULT.

Character limit for ANY fandom/scenario: 5

(please remember to specify whether you want it all together or separately or some other combo! :) )

[000l]

[shrewreadings]

like to charge, reblog to cast.

[thesweetiepienovels]

Some is better than none. Some is better than none. Some is better than none. Walking for three minutes, is better than nothing. Drinking a glass of water and eating a snack, is better than nothing. Wiping down the counter, is better than nothing. Small things are not nothing. Small things are not nothing. Small things are not nothing. You don’t have to achieve grand things if all you’re capable of right now is the smaller things. They are still achievements. Don’t do nothing just because you don’t think you’re capable of doing bigger things, just do something you’re capable of today. 

[everythingfox]

DOG

dog dog dog

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[crypticjackal13]

[tinyuglyworld]

Yes, All Jews.

All Jews must kill Zionism within Judaism

i cannot promote this article enough

i know the title is offputting for many, but the article is written by a jewish woman. its very important. i urge everyone in the imperial core, especially white people, to read this piece.

[stoptheantisemitism]

This was an amazing read. Amanda Gelender is so brave for writing this and a great anti Zionist Jew to follow

[stoptheantisemitism]

"Palestine doesn’t need Jewish co-signing to get free; Jews need to get serious, get out of Palestine, and rid Judaism of fascistic Zionism."

Reposting with one of my favorite quotes from this. If you're an anti Zionist Jew I'm urging you go read this and spread it.

If you're a Zionist Jew I'm also urging you to read this and reflect on why you have chosen to side with fascism and genocide.

[scramratz]

Being even mildly politically aware is hell. "Why is gas so high???" Bitch i outta smack you

[scramratz]

Idk I have so little patience for willfully ignorant people. You know the entire plot of Fruit Love Island or whatever the fuck but can't take an hour outta your day to look up why everything is falling apart around you? Embarrassing

[lastoneout]

Sorry we really went from free the nipple, take back the night, slut walks, and ending gender/sex segregation in sports being fucking milquetoast feminism 101 concepts to fucking girl dinner and "I just worry about fairness if we let trans girls play against cis ones" and "it was right of that woman to call the cops on a black man for existing near here in public during the day time because men are all violent monsters" and "radical feminism isn't transphobic we just need to kill all men including trans ones those oppressive traitors" and I will legit never be able to be normal about it. What the FUCK happened. I'd say I wonder what the feminists of my youth would say about this but I'm one and lemme tell ya I want to throw up. Go fucking read bell hooks or do something else useful please because all of this learned helplessness, gender essentialism, and transphobia dressed up as feminism is actively holding us back.

[only-tiktoks]

[kawree]

Y'all for real please do these. Even if you're certain your posture doesn't suck. One day you will wake up with impinged shoulder pain like I did and let me tell you it fucking HURTS. Do these exercises even just once a week and it will make such a difference. Especially my fellow creatives out there, stop shrimping over your work and go do these right now. RIGHT NOW.

[crypticjackal13]

Hey wow look at this a post by me!!

Hello gamers, news and updates here!!

I just finished my sophomore year of college and am so incredibly relieved that it's done

Dealing with a few things mentally right now(I went to a psychiatrist and there was a lot of testing and suddenly a lot of stuff about me makes sense) but I'm in a good headspace!

Gonna be working a lot over the summer so I can get some more money saved up, but I'll also have an equal ish amount of free time.

I realized how addicted I had become to using c.ai some number of weeks ago. I am not proud of it, but platforms like that are meant to suck you in. It was ruling my life and making it hard to function. So one month ago I quit cold turkey and have not touched it since.

All of these factors combined have put me in a more creative mindset when it comes to writing and making art(for myself especially) so it is my hope to finish my drafts/sitting requests and to open up asks again within the next few weeks.

Stay tuned, stay safe, and I will speak again soon!

Much love,

Jackal

[kragehund-est]

it actually is insane to me that it's a cultural norm for men to suck ass at getting their wives/gfs gifts. especially when they whine about how they have no idea what women like.

man, you're not getting a gift for Female Domestic Partner. you're getting a gift for Natalie, a person whom you have been married to for 7 years, whom has lived in the same home with you for a decade, whom speaks to you every day about her thoughts and interests, whom you presumably love, and whom you can directly or indirectly ask what she wants. it's not that you don't know what half the human population wants, that's irrelevant. you don't know what Natalie wants and that is inexcusable.

[dragon-jadefire]

This.

And not only that but fathers not knowing what to get their daughters!!!

I parade around in NERD GEAR. I have a Star Wars tote and a Star Wars purse, a Star Wars bracelet and necklace and earrings. Yet my dad still doesn't know what I want for Christmas or birthday. He never bothers to ask me: what Star Wars stuff do you not have or want?

But no. I'm a complete mystery.

[the-haiku-bot]

And not only that

but fathers not knowing what

to get their daughters!!!

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[r00tbeero7]

Finals are gunna get me… plus I keep having nightmares bruh save me

[the-haiku-bot]

Finals are gunna

get me… plus I keep having

nightmares bruh save me

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[justagirlinacape]

Just so we’re all clear:

Things that you SHOULD NOT deadname

Trans women

Trans men

Non binary people

Any other trans identity that doesn’t fit into those three

Cis people who changed their name

Anyone who goes by a different name then the one their parents gave them regardless of how “good” of a person they are, or your personal feeling towards them

Things that you SHOULD deadname

Twitter

[the-haiku-bot]

Any other trans

identity that doesn’t

fit into those three

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[bee2124]

How I look after reading angst as if it was me personally in that situation

[vulturevanity]

hate what people did to the dead dove tag

[vulturevanity]

mothers and fuckers of the jury. "Dead dove: do not eat" is a label on a bag in the fridge. It means "the content of this bag is exactly what is labeled". It does not mean "trigger warning uhhh something". In fact, it means the exact opposite of "trigger warning uhhh something", because you use it with other tags. You write a fucked up fic with extreme violence and gore, you tag it as "extreme violence", "gore" and you tag it with "dead dove: do not eat". You write a fic with emotional abuse, gaslighting and manipulation, you tag it with "emotional abuse", "gaslighting" and "dead dove: do not eat". You write a fic with your extremely niche kink that appeals to like 3 other people and may skeeve out the rest of the fandom, you tag that with your kink and "dead dove: do not eat". It's so people know you really mean the content warnings.

It's NOT a catch-all term for "uhhh this may be fucked idk". TAG YOUR SHIT GENEROUSLY.

[couldntbedamned]

If you come across anyone who starts off with "Scientists don't want you to know..." you need to understand that they're lying. They're completely full of shit and working a grift.

Because they've never met or spoke with a scientist.

Scientists WANT YOU TO KNOW. Scientists want you to know SO MUCH. Scientists would be THRILLED to teach you EVERYTHING they know in EXPLICIT DETAIL. Scientists LOVE to share information and their findings and their theories. They don't want to hide anything, ever. They are SO HAPPY to share.

[knightsickness]

there’s absolutely something to be said about ‘booktok’ books being largely wattpad quality written erotica i’m certainly not reading them however having seen a guy on tiktok make a video like ‘all the women in your life are READING PORN’ about a book he picked up and read in his FEMALE FRIEND’S HOUSE in a tone of scandalised horror and disgust i actually don’t think men should be making those criticisms. he said he picked it up expecting a romance and was horrified it was GOONER SHIT he said specifically like ‘who are you getting your pussy wet FOR??’ in a tone of revulsion. idk man im not sure shes the weird one. i kind of wish you were dead

[mortalityplays]

looks like I need to be explicit again: terfs and transphobes are not welcome here. this is a truly madly deeply enthusiastically pro-trans and especially pro-transfem blog. my femininity has 1000x more in common with trans women than it will ever have with any vision of womanhood that depends on medicalisation, body fascism and despair, and my masculinity is informed by the warmth, kindness and vulnerability of all the best cis men I've had the fortune to know. there is nothing interesting about your martyrdom or your misery. get over it and, until you do, get off my posts.